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Title: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Climateburger on Sep 25 06 06:21
The arctic icecap (you know, the ice which covers the sea around the north pole) is melting down in accelerated mode. It's going much faster than scientists suspected.

They found that since the beginning of the 80's (about 25 years), about 31% of its surface has disappeared. Even in winter, its surface isn't the same anymore as before.

This is an incredible speed and I do hope people get alerted to it enough to secure themselves a grave more inland, where it won't be flooded.
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: TehBorken on Sep 25 06 08:09
 Climateburger wrote:
The arctic icecap (you know, the ice which covers the sea around the north pole) is melting down in accelerated mode. It's going much faster than scientists suspected.

I believe all the hot air coming from the White House is probably a major cause.
 
Sadly, by the time everyone realizes that global warming is in fact a real problem, it'll be too late to do a damn thing about it.
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Raver on Sep 25 06 02:22
Whats the big deal?  

  Global warming means that in 10-20 years, Canada will be a tropical resort destination.  

  Rising waters means more oceanside property will become available.

  Soon we'll see girls gone wild alaska spring break edition.

  In the real summer, we can all just stay indoors and pretend its like old school winter.  The difference being that instead of going outside and getting cold, you now burst into flames.

  Its not all bad, quit being a pessimist.
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Sportsdude on Sep 25 06 02:30
Ah no thats not what that means Raver.

  For example those ice caps melt Vancouver would be partially underwater.

The prairies would become really dry and experience crop failures, livestock dying ect.

All that permafrost in the territories will melt. When they melt they release methane which is a toxic gas.

  PEI would be no more  
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Raver on Sep 25 06 02:33
Sportsdude wrote:
 Ah no thats not what that means Raver.

  For example those ice caps melt Vancouver would be partially underwater.

The prairies would become really dry and experience crop failures, livestock dying ect.

All that permafrost in the territories will melt. When they melt they release methane which is a toxic gas.

  PEI would be no more  Hmmm Someones sarcasm detector is broken
 
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: PJ and da Nare on Sep 25 06 03:14
What about the deserts? Will they just get drier and drier??
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Raver on Sep 25 06 03:30
PJ and da Nare wrote:
 What about the deserts? Will they just get drier and drier??

  The deserts will become vast beaches thanks to the ice caps melting.  Unfortunately nobody will be able to enjoy these beaches due to the fact that they will be on fire.  

  This will give new meaning to the word sunburn.  

  Sunscreen will no longer be rated by SPF.  It will now be marketed by the atomic weight of the lead it contains because thats what will be required to block the radiation.
 
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Climateburger on Sep 26 06 10:53
 Sportsdude wrote:
Ah no thats not what that means Raver.


And right you are, Sportsdude.  :P
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Raver on Sep 26 06 01:39
wow, what exactly are you guys taking seriously about my posts?
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Virtualburger on Sep 26 06 10:47
Your avatar ?    ;D
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Mutilated Mind on Sep 28 06 12:05
TehBorken wrote:

I believe all the hot air coming from the White House is probably a major cause.

Sadly, by the time everyone realizes that global warming is in fact a real problem, it'll be too late to do a damn thing about it.
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So you too believe a bit of Bush bashing is the answer to our problems ?

There must be a lot more hot air than this, I am sure... and not just from the White House...

Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Raver on Sep 28 06 01:28
Mutilated Mind wrote:

So you too believe a bit of Bush bashing is the answer to our problems ?

There must be a lot more hot air than this, I am sure... and not just from the White House...
 


 The lack of sense of humor in this thread is truely staggering.  
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: purelife on Sep 28 06 01:35
I have nothing, absolutely nothing to add.  
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: purelife on Sep 28 06 01:38
That Day After Tomorrow movie was good.

  Anyone watched it?  
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: purelife on Sep 28 06 01:44
Oh, could someone bless me a few more times.  I'm afraid that global warming would knock the sails out of me.  umm, whatever that means. LOL.
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: purelife on Sep 28 06 01:45
The lack of sense of humor in this thread is truely staggering.

 
Raver, I'm going to have to report you to the moderator now.  (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Mutilated Mind on Sep 28 06 02:25
Raver wrote:
Mutilated Mind wrote:

So you too believe a bit of Bush bashing is the answer to our problems ?

There must be a lot more hot air than this, I am sure... and not just from the White House... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


The lack of sense of humor in this thread is truely staggering.  
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Why is that, Raver ?
Don't you think my reply was ad rem ? (I know you will have to look this up first - no problem, take your time).
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Mutilated Mind on Sep 28 06 02:29
purelife wrote:
I have nothing, absolutely nothing to add.
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What a waste of time...
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Mutilated Mind on Sep 28 06 02:36
purelife wrote:
That Day After Tomorrow movie was good.
Anyone watched it?
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I did, and although it wasn't perfect, I thought it was very good. There is much to say for that movie, although it has been criticized to death for presumed technical shortcomings.
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Raver on Sep 28 06 03:46
Mutilated Mind wrote:
purelife wrote:
That Day After Tomorrow movie was good.
Anyone watched it?
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I did, and although it wasn't perfect, I thought it was very good. There is much to say for that movie, although it has been criticized to death for presumed technical shortcomings.
     


  Presumed shortcomings?  A blast of cold so powerful it freezes an entire city has no effect on wolves nor liquid medicines? What is believable about that?

  And nice try with using fancy words to try to impress/ stump me.  Does it make you feel good to try to make other people feel dumb?

  Its not that I think your comment was in any way incorrect or irrelevant, its just that Tehborken was obviously kidding, just as I was with my first couple of posts that got "corrected".

   
Title: Re: Polar icecap melting accelerated
Post by: Mutilated Mind on Oct 04 06 02:13
Raver wrote:
Presumed shortcomings?  A blast of cold so powerful it freezes an entire city has no effect on wolves nor liquid medicines? What is believable about that?
And nice try with using fancy words to try to impress/ stump me.  Does it make you feel good to try to make other people feel dumb?
Its not that I think your comment was in any way incorrect or irrelevant, its just that Tehborken was obviously kidding, just as I was with my first couple of posts that got "corrected".
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Raver, thanks for providing me with a good laugh. (LOL, you know) :)

Sorry if you felt dumb. And thanks BTW for pointing out that TehBorken was kidding, I really thought the hot air from the White House made the icecap melt. :)

Did you actually think I thought he was talking seriously ? Or that my reply was meant to be serious ? Nooooo..... it was in jest.

But relating to those presumed shortcomings, I did mix up The Day After Tomorrow with A Sound Of Thunder. You know what that movie was about ? The one with the time travel agency providing time trips to wealthy eccentrics ?

That was the movie I actually had in mind. There was a lot of harsh criticism about it. Take a look on the IMDB site, you'll see, if you don't know already.

BTW, I would like to you to know that honestly, I never try to stump people.