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Title: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Sep 17 06 04:22
 Mwuahahahahaha, heh heh heh! Oh yeah. I wish I could tell ya, but I can't....not yet anyway....  (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)    
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Sportsdude on Sep 17 06 04:27
Why not? What's it about?  
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Sep 17 06 04:32
 Sportsdude wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Why not? What's it about?[/div]
Mwuahahahahaha. It's about something I can't tell you about yet. Mwuahahahahaha. And yes, I am holding my pinky to my mouth, just like Dr. Evil. Mwuahahahahaha!

(http://discoverseattle.net/image/drevil.jpg)
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Sportsdude on Sep 17 06 04:37
oh okay
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Post by: Lise on Sep 17 06 04:44
Tease.

  I can think of several possibilities:

  a) TehBorken had sex just last night - and it was too damn hot to put down here.

b) He won the lottery and is just thinking of how to spend it on us.

c) DiscoverSeattle.net just got bought out by Microsoft for a zillion bucks.

d) Marriage is on the horizon with a mysterious bride from Vancouver.

  So..... do I get a prize if I got it right??
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Sep 17 06 04:47
 Lise wrote:  [div style="font-style: italic;"]So..... do I get a prize if I got it right??[/div]
Errr, no comment.  (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)  Mwuahahahahahah!
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Lise on Sep 17 06 05:18
Aaaaah.................... the mystery deepens...........................
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Post by: purelife on Sep 17 06 07:19
hmm....Lise mentioned some really great possibilities.  
 
 It must be that he just got laid that day!  What else?  
 
 Or, he's sitting on assets he never knew he had worth thousands and thousands.
 
 C'mon, when ya gonna tell us?
   
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Sep 17 06 07:59
I know, I know!!!!!!!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c007.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: kitten on Sep 19 06 09:28
Is it still a secret?  Since P.C. says she knows, if you don't tell us I'll just ask her.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/1.gif)
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Sep 19 06 09:30
OK....this is my guess.    I think it has to do with pictures.

  Am I warm ????
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Gopher on Sep 20 06 02:09
Am I warm ????

  ........

  Judging by your reply to How Much Are You Worth, I would have thought that warm was an understatement.
   
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Sep 20 06 05:13
 P.C. wrote:
 OK....this is my guess. I think it has to do with pictures.

Nope, nothing to do with pictures.


[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]Am I warm ????
I've always thought you we're smokin' hot. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Love/2.gif)
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Sep 20 06 06:13
Gopher ?  Don't make me come over there.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/n080.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Lise on Sep 20 06 09:17
Ah, c'mon TehBorken, can't you give us a hint?!?!?!
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: purelife on Sep 21 06 09:24
OMG, Teh Borken is getting married!  ;)
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Sep 21 06 09:56
OK.....it has something to do with Hallowe'en.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: kitten on Sep 21 06 10:53
He's going to take out Canadian citizenship.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Swineburger on Sep 21 06 06:44
purelife wrote:
OMG, Teh Borken is getting married!  ;)

No, he is getting his cherry popped at last... :)
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Gopher on Sep 22 06 11:18
Then again, he could also be taking over DV.  
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Oct 14 06 08:09
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/p015.gif" border=0]

            Ahemm..m....mm
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 14 06 10:31
 P.C. wrote:  [div style="font-style: italic;"]Ahemm..m....mm[/div]
 Lol, all I can say right now is that things are proceeding according to plan. So far, so good. I'm about 20% along in the whole thing, but the next "milestone" won't be reached until somewhere around November 10th or so. Then it's another go/no-go decision, but I feel pretty certain that it'll be a "go" rather than a "no-go". Then the real action starts. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Oct 14 06 10:33
[FONT size=7]20 %   ??????[/FONT]
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Oct 14 06 10:35
[FONT color=#ff0000 size=7]20 %  ???????????????????[/FONT]
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Oct 14 06 10:36
Yer killing me.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 14 06 10:38
   P.C. wrote:
[font color="#ff0000" size="2"]20 %  ???????????????????
[br style="font-family: Verdana;"][span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;"]Yeah, I know, I know, believe me. Nobody, and I mean nobody wants this to happen faster than me, but it's just not the kind of thing I can rush. If it's any consolation, things should go much more quickly after the next step or two. [/span][/font](//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)

And P.C., you'll be one of the first to know, lol, I promise. You'll even get pictures. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif) [font color="#ff0000" size="2"][span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;"][/span]
[/font]
   
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Oct 14 06 10:42
The suspense !   [FONT size=4]THE SUSPENSE !!![/FONT]

  Well, you take your time. TehBorken [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/traurig/a010.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Lise on Oct 14 06 11:01
I think purelife hit the nailstone. I bet HE'S GETTING MARRIED.



Can we put a honey pot or something like that? First one to guess correctly, gets at least 10 blessing points from everyone.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: kitten on Oct 14 06 11:13
I bet he's starting a new business involving the Internet.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Gopher on Oct 14 06 11:19
He's taking over DV!
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: kitten on Oct 14 06 11:20
Optimist!
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 14 06 11:24
 Gopher wrote:
He's taking over DV!

Lol, wouldn't that be something. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)

 
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Gopher on Oct 14 06 11:27
OK then, he's taking over the world.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: kitten on Oct 14 06 11:28
Okay, that's better.  Much more reasonable.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Oct 14 06 11:29
In light of the recent 1.6 billion dollar sale of Utube.....I think TehBorken is going to start a website called BorkenTube.  
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Lise on Oct 14 06 05:45
LOL. You lot are extremely funny. *wiping tears from eyes* (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/8.gif)
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 15 06 04:18
  P.C. wrote:
In light of the recent 1.6 billion dollar sale of Utube.....I think TehBorken is going to start a website called BorkenTube.

Damn, you promised you wouldn't tell! Oh well, here's the press release, courtesy of  [a href="http://www.mattmcalister.com/"]Matt Mcalister's Startup Generator[/a] page
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h3 class="entrytitle"]Webvan acquires BorkenTube in $40,000000 deal[/h3] BorkenTube, a DiscoverSeattle startup founded by two Harvard grads in their garage in 1987 was acquired yesterday by Webvan for $40,000000.[/p]  BorkenTube is an online interpolated service that uses decentralized streaming platforms to enable a customer-facing mindshare with friends.  Customers who use BorkenTube can post unified paradigms to the web site and share it with people who like the convergence of content. [/p]  The deal came as a surprise to industry analyst and popular blogger Matt Drudge.  Matt Drudge said, "There are a lot of players in the interpolated space, and there are some legal challenges for BorkenTube that seem very expensive.  Of course, Webvan failed to get the interpolated market, so they didn't have a choice.  But, wow, $40,000000 seems like a lot of money to pay for a convergence company." [/p]  The interpolated market has been growing recently as other players such as YouTube and GoogleVideo have been competing for users. None of them have found a revenue stream, but the possibilities for new kinds of advertising based on BorkenTube's decentralized technology enticed several major dotcom's to bid for the company. [/p]  Webvan competitor NetFlix failed to win the bidding war for BorkenTube.  According to internal sources, NetFlix didn't see long term value in BorkenTube and has its own plans in the interpolated market. [/p]  Co-founder TehBorken said, "We're pleased as punch.  We've always been huge fans of Webvan."  The team plans to stay at the company and continue to operate out of their DiscoverSeattle office. [/p]  However industry analysts say that the large price tag will probably incentivize the founders to leave the company.  Co-founder Elvis said on his blog about the acquisition, "They locked us into a deal that's kinda lame. We're getting a few mil upfront, but we gotta stay 4 years to collect the whole pot." [/p]  When asked how he plans to spend his money, Elvis said he'll look for a lawyer who can help him cash out sooner.  He'd like to open a bar in Namibia and hire The Ramones to play at parties.[/p]
 
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Oct 15 06 05:20
OMG.....is it November already ?????
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Lise on Oct 15 06 05:44
OMG. Can I be pose naked on your first publicity stunt?
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 16 06 07:15
 Lise wrote:
OMG. Can I be pose naked on your first publicity stunt?

Of course, sweetheart, how could I say no?  (//forums/richedit/smileys/Love/12.gif)

 
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 05 06 06:44
all I can say right now is that things are proceeding according to plan. So far, so good. I'm about 20% along in the whole thing, but the next "milestone" won't be reached until somewhere around November 10th or so.

    [FONT size=7]OH BOY !!!!!   Only 5 more sleeps.[/FONT]

      ....or so.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Sportsdude on Nov 05 06 11:57
4 more days.....  ... . ..  ...... .. . ...... .. .... .. ... . ... . .  . . ... . ... ... .... ... ... .. . . .. . . . . . ..... ..... ....
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:44
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d010.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:44
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/a018.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:45
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d014.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:46
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/k050.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:47
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/a026.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:47
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/a014.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:48
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d026.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:49
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a056.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:50
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/k030.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 07:51
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/p015.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: TehBorken on Nov 10 06 08:09
 P.C. wrote:
[img style="cursor: pointer;" onclick="url(this.src);" src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d014.gif[/img].

LOL. So far, so good. It'll still be a day or so before I know where I'm at.

 
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: P.C. on Nov 10 06 08:12
lol, TehBorken.

  No worries........I'll try and stay busy while I'm waiting.

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e035.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Mutilated Mind on Nov 10 06 10:28
Sportsdude wrote:
"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself - Leo Tolstoy"

Leo Tolstoy was a great man.
Title: Re: Mwuahahahahaha
Post by: Lise on Nov 10 06 10:29
I adore those Smileys, PC. Frickin' delightful!!!

  Am holding my breath here, TB. This better be good. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/13.gif)