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Title: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: TehBorken on Sep 14 06 01:08
[h3]          Happy birthday to the tank....[/h3]September 15 marks the 90th anniversary of the first use of a tank in warfare. On this day in 1916, British tanks advanced toward German positions in the Battle of the Somme. [a href="vny!://blogs.smh.com.au/mashup/archives//006310.html"]Here's more[/a] at the Sydney Morning Herald, and [a href="vny!://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/5339280.stm"]source article[/a] at the BBC.
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Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: soapbox on Sep 17 06 03:17
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  Leopard Tank - Canadian Armed Forces      
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Lise on Sep 17 06 04:46
Poohbah!!! How dare we celebrate creations that kill?
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: TehBorken on Sep 17 06 04:49
  Lise wrote:
Poohbah!!! How dare we celebrate creations that kill?

It's easy- you just have to appreciate tanks. It's a guy thing.  (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)  
 
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Lise on Sep 17 06 05:06
Men. (hmph!!)  Boggles the mind, I tell ya.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Sportsdude on Sep 17 06 05:13
I don't like tanks. Think there dumb.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Gopher on Sep 18 06 11:41
They speak sometimes, but only the language of destruction.

  I also refuse to celebrate their birthday.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: kitten on Sep 18 06 11:52
I agree.  Thanks, but no tanks.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Gopher on Sep 18 06 11:57
For some very unlikely reason (can't think what), this reminds me of an occasion when I went shopping with a friend who was over from Czechoslovakia. Wanting to buy a bra for his wife, who hadn't been able to make the trip, he walked into the shop and surprised everyone by very politely stating, "I'd like to buy a sack for my wife's goats".  
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: kitten on Sep 18 06 12:01
  [A href="vny!://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=ROTFL src="vny!://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif[/img][/A]  [FONT size=6]ROFL!!!![/FONT]





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Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Gopher on Sep 18 06 12:01
It got better because when they'd eventually decided what he wanted they asked him what size and he gave it in centimetres instead of inches.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: kitten on Sep 18 06 12:03
I can imagine the shock on their faces!  Did you hide far, far away until the transaction was completed?
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Gopher on Sep 18 06 12:05
I just joined in the general uproar of laughter. I wish I could remember some of the other things which happened during this visit, the above was but one of the funny incidents. I'll let you know more as they come to mind.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Sportsdude on Sep 18 06 01:28
tanks = war of opression
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: kitten on Sep 18 06 09:36
Perhaps the photos should have been captioned "Tanks For The Memories"?
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Gopher on Sep 19 06 11:47
Sportsdude wrote:
 tanks = war of opression ........

 Tanks for the mammaries?


 
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: kitten on Sep 19 06 11:49
Now that sounds extremely uncomfortable!
Title: Re: Happy birthday, tank!
Post by: Gopher on Sep 19 06 11:53
Yes, but their holding capacity would be almost boundless.