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Title: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: TehBorken on Sep 04 06 06:00
 Ah, that's just a classy choice of t-shirt for the engagement photo. She also looks kinda young for marriage, eh?

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Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: kitten on Sep 04 06 07:16
Can't wait for the wedding photos!
Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: Gopher on Sep 04 06 11:15
Maybe he'll have thrown a stick by then!
Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: kitten on Sep 04 06 11:16
He throws the stick to the end of the aisle and she fetches it and returns it to him at the altar.
Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: Gopher on Sep 04 06 11:17
Even before she's promised to obey?
Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: kitten on Sep 04 06 11:19
Fetching the stick will constitute obedience.
Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: Gopher on Sep 04 06 11:20
Ah,  I see, this is the integral part of the wedding ritual.
Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: jeffbc on Sep 04 06 02:46
The wedding was scheduled for Dec. 2004, so they have probably made themselves parents by now, providing their children with dad/uncle and mom/aunt role models as is the tradition in that part of the country.
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Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: kingy on Sep 04 06 04:02
"Family and friends are encouraged to attend"

  for some reason, i found this line to be kinda funny. i guess instead of sending out invitations, they just make an announcement via a newspaper article and hope for the best.
Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: P.C. on Sep 04 06 08:38
It sounds almost like a threat....lol
Title: Re: Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement
Post by: kitten on Sep 04 06 08:42
Maybe they need someone to carry the shotgun.