Sen. Stevens' astoundingly stupid explanation of the InterWeb
Senator Ted Stevens is an elected imbecile who wants to allow the phone companies to charge Google and others more for delivering their packets to you. He voted against the "net neutrality" bill and gave this nearly unbelievable "explanation" of how that interweb thang works. It's amazing, to say the least...("amazing" would be one word, "utterly batshit stupid" would be another).
Read and enjoy, and remember these are the kind of people who are making the laws that affect your daily lives. With technology knuckleheads like this in our SENATE, it's no wonder we get the kind of legislation that we do.
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Senator Ted Stevens:
"There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.
But this service isn't going to go through the interent and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.
Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.
So you want to talk about the consumer? Let's talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren't using it for commercial purposes.
We aren't earning anything by going on that internet. Now I'm not saying you have to or you want to discrimnate against those people [...]
The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says "No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet". No, I'm not finished. I want people to understand my position, I'm not going to take a lot of time. [?]
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?
Do you know why?
Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people.
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Now I think these people are arguing whether they should be able to dump all that stuff on the internet ought to consider if they should develop a system themselves.
Maybe there is a place for a commercial net but it's not using what consumers use every day.
It's not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.
The whole concept is that we should not go into this until someone shows that there is something that has been done that really is a viloation of net neutraility that hits you and me."
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Cory Doctrow's comment: "This man is so far away from having a coherent picture of the Internet's functionality, it's like hearing a caveman expound on the future of silver-birds-from-sky and why we need to keep them from flying so high they anger the gods."
Link to the full audio of Ted Stevens explaining the internet:
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How on earth can someone be so stoopid, out of touch, and intellectually incurious and still be in charge of anything?
Oh. He's a Republican. Never mind....
I'd forward this story to my freinds but the internet might get lost in all those tubes because someone thoughtlessly dumped a bunch of information and it wouldn't get delivered for a day.
Future Canadian wrote:
How on earth can someone be so stoopid, out of touch, and intellectually incurious and still be in charge of anything?
It's easy- he's a Senator.
In honor of his idiocy, "[a href="vny!://www.superalright.com/"]Piggy[/a]" created this T-shirt design and released it undeer the Noncommercial Creative Commons license:
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Piggy says,"Inspired by Ted Stevens' profound insight, I decided to silkscreen my own internet diagram T-shirt. I've released the template I used under the Noncommercial Creative Commons License for anyone to modify or distribute as they see fit. No attribution needed, but contributions to the ASPCA are always appreciated. And since my webserver is 'not a truck,' torrents are encouraged." [a href="vny!://eightchainedourangoutangs.com/tubes/internettubes.ai"]Link to Illustrator File[/a]
OMG. How did he get elected???!?!?!?!
Maybe because his supporters are even more dense than he is.
He's not as bad as one of my states reps Roy Blunt. He wants a congressional investigation into a christian movie that got a PG rating due to religious themes. But the funny thing is that he divorced his wife of 35 years a couple of years ago and married some early thirties young thing who was a lobbyist for Philip Morris. Talk about values.
Lise wrote:
OMG. How did he get elected???!?!?!?!
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
~ Sir Winston Churchill