[h3] Chocolate roulette: box of chocolates, one has a hot chili inside [/h3][img]vny!://craphound.com/images/choclateroulette.jpg" align="left" height="170" width="238"]
Chocolate Russian Roulette: eleven chocolates contain creamy sweet centers; the remaining onehas a very hot chili: Seated in individual compartments, twelve chocolate bullets lay waiting to be bitten into. Although eleven of the sweet little slugs contain delicious praline centres, one conceals a seriously red hot chilli that's guaranteed to blow your head off - metaphorically, at least.
Link: [a href="vny!://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=604"]vny!://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=604[/a]
I wonder if you can get the other box, you know the one with eleven lucious chilis and one sickeningly sweet praline?
You know, the one thing the internet really did is make us aware of just how much weird stuff there is out there.
Oooohhh..... how about a chocolate penis instead? (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
Lise, I had no idea.[/DIV]Dark meet?
Ask and ye shall receive.....
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Now that's more like it!! Something I can definitely sink my teeth into.
Now that's more like it!! Something I can definitely sink my teeth into.
Like Hershey's says, "Melts in your mouth, not in your...."?
Well, I could do with some more melting elsewhere........
If you HAD to eat one of the Monty Python special chocolates, which one would you endure? Ram's Bladder Cup, Anthrax Ripple, Crunchy Frog, or Spring Surprise? I'm guessing Ram's Bladder would be the easiest one to swallow quickly.
[FONT color=#c00000 size=6]Lark's Vomit!!??[/FONT]