Hahahahah, I'm sorry, but that's funny.
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h1 class="Headline"]Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying[/h1] [div class="posted"]POSTED: 2:52 pm EDT May 30, 2006
[/div] [!--startindex--][b class="Dateline"]DAPHNE, Ala. -- [/b]Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama. But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.
She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive. Firefighters said its likely she was hit by a bolt of lightning that apparently struck outside and traveled into the house yesterday afternoon. She was found lying on the floor by her 14-year-old granddaughter.
Fire officials think the lightning likely struck across the street from the couple's home and traveled into the house through a water line. The lightning continued into the couple's backyard and ripped open a small trench. A family member said he will no longer assume it is safe to be indoors during a lightning strike.
[span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]"The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive."[/span]
Some people never learn (//vny!://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/icon_smile_dead.gif)
yeah but then there is me who just woke up from a dream where I was flogged and beaten mercifully for questioning the Pope's Hitler youth days and why he didn't flee like my grandpa and thousands of others did when they were forced into the german army, and the kicker is that I'm not catholic.
She probably thinks she was touched by the hand of God. People will flock to her from all over America to be in her presence and maybe even be touched by her. Hmm, I wonder if she has an agent yet. Excuse me, I need to make a call....