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Title: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: TehBorken on May 30 06 06:25
[h2 class="u-story-hdr"][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);" size="4"]What a moron.
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[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h2 class="u-story-hdr"]Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby[/h2]CAVERSHAM, England, May 30 (UPI) -- A woman in England due to give birth on June 6 is fighting with her hospital to induce her sooner to avoid delivering on the demonic date of 6/6/6. [/p]  Melissa Parker, 30, said as a fan of "The Omen," a movie about a demonic child, she's genuinely concerned about the numerology involved, The Sun reported Tuesday. [/p]  "I'm terrified the birth will go wrong or the child will have evil in him or her," Parker said. "Even worse my beautiful baby could be the devil himself -- the anti-Christ." [/p]  The figure 666 is mentioned in the Bible and various cultures believe it represents the date the anti-Christ will appear on Earth, but that doesn't hold any water at the Royal Berkshire Hospital. [/p]   A hospital spokesman said Parker's request for an induction was refused because due dates are not 100 percent certain. [/p]  "There is little we can do to change them without a Caesarean or inducing the child, which we try to avoid," the spokesman said. "We must let nature take its course. The baby will be born when ready, no matter what day it is."  
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Trollio on May 30 06 09:08
The Anti-Christ will be here in seven days?! I don't even know what to wear!
 
 Actually the best end to this story would be if the kid was born on the 1st, and then someone informs the relieved (but still mentally ill) mother that the number really was 616. But that would only work if she was American, as we take the day first in listing dates.
   
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 10:25
Lol. Hey  if  the Devil will be here on the 6th, maybe I can snag me a fallen angel.!! LOl.
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 10:25
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]I believe in fate and all that jazz, but not the doctors.  Really if you did a servay and asked woman if there baby came on the day it was due, the % would be in the low 20's i am sure.  But if fate has the baby marked down to be born on that date there is no way in changeing it.  Fate rules all, no matter what religion or god you bide by.[/FONT]  
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 10:28
Yes. Hitmitsu, but  we have to leave our plans open that day, keh.? I wanna meet the devil baby.
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 10:31
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]Sounds like a plan Yuki.  Meybeh i can sell you to him for something good.....  already sold my soul to try and get rid of you.........your the only thing the devil couldn't mess with.... pure evil *shiver*[/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 10:35
What do you mean.?(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/24.gif)  I'm a angel. eheheh. Plus, nope can't sell me to the devil. how about a hott angel/fallen angel/demon/gothic guy.? that could work for me.!!
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 10:37
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]Hmmm I could...... perhaps some fallen angel or something, the devil is old n e ways..... you don't want that.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 10:38
Nope. Plus you know, he is just to evil, plus He's to busy with ruleing hell and all. I need attention.
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 10:41
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]Yeah ohh i know how much you need attention...... if you don't get your dose of it then you get contrary.  Very very contrary and whiney,  i have the physical and emotional brusis to prove it.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 10:42
heheeheh. You bruise me alot more.! and I thought you said I couldn't hurt you cuz I'm too weak, hmm hmm hmm.?
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 10:46
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]You and your feet mostly.  But i get the emotional bruising from you.  [/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 10:47
ohhhhh. Poor muffin. Yuki's sorry. do you need a hug.? hmmm.?(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/9.gif)
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 10:50
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]See what i mean by the emotional brusing.  See See!  Some day you are going to push me to the point of no return.[/FONT]  
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 10:52
hey. I was just nice. Are you feeling emo today.? hmm hmm hmm.? abhahahahahhahahahaahah!
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Trollio on May 30 06 10:55
[font style="color: rgb(255, 127, 0);" size="7"][span style="font-family: arial black;"] top [/span][/font]
 
 I find this whole Yuki/Himitsu thing damned fascinating. Puzzling, mind-boggling... like quantum physics.
 
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 10:57
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]Noo not emo.  Flustered.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 10:59
Thanks Troll.! LOl. you should see us when we get hyper in real life, lol. And Himitsu, be nice.!
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 11:05
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]Ohh Yuki when I get nice i get sooky (BTW for all you who have no idea what sooky means it is kind of like whiney and cuddly and smooshy) and when i am like that as you put it i am just a damn tease. *wink*[/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 11:09
Himitsu you are a weinner. Your always freaken sooky and touchy. Holy frig, not your a tease your friggen nosey and whinney and touchy.!! Thanks to the way you act around me, my family thinks we act like a married couple and my older brothers girlfriend thinks we're lovers. sometimes funney, sometimes it's just annoying. I got to go now anyway talk to you later Himitsu.!!
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 11:12
I'd hug you Himitsu but I'm afraid you'd think I was flirting with you.!! *not hug*
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 01:07
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]Yuki you better get off that right now unless you want me to start calling you Sekojrana, cause that is exactly who you sound like right now.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 01:09
That was the point.  BTW I'll be on msn in like a min, I got to go do the stupid dishes again.
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 01:22
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]Are you going to do n e homework?  At all?[/FONT]  
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 01:29
hell no. I say no to homework. Plus I have more intresting things to do, like BREATHE.! ^^
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 01:43
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]Eh breathing is over rated.  Besides i am not conformist.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 01:47
Sureeeee. *rolls eyes.* I shall never do my homework. tee hee hee. The perfect crime.!
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: himitsu on May 30 06 01:51
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff]It isn't a crime.  You are just hurting yourself.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Woman balks at having 6/6/6 'devil' baby
Post by: Yuki on May 30 06 01:53
Blah, Don't rant on to me about that again, your not my mother.