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Title: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: TehBorken on May 18 06 07:14
[h1 class="Headline"]Robertson: God Says Tsunami Possible For U.S.[/h1][div class="posted"]POSTED: 9:19 pm EDT May 17,                                2006[/div][div class="updated"]UPDATED: 5:14 am EDT May 18,                                2006

[/div][!--startindex--][b class="Dateline"]VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- [/b]The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year. The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of  "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January. "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.

He added specifics in Wednesday's show."There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.

Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that U.S. agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.  
Title: Re: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: kitten on May 18 06 11:10
Hohum.  Yawn.  Another day, another "revelation".
Title: Re: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: name on May 18 06 11:24
Has there ever been a year when America's coasts haven't been "lashed by storms"? Storms come every year, only this time they'll be god's punishment. Right.
 
Title: Re: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: Gopher on May 18 06 11:28
God's never been president before.
Title: Re: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: Sportsdude on May 18 06 02:20
Of course it would have to be in the Pacific Northwest because thats were all the liberals are.  God forbid a hurricane or Tsunami hit Virginia Beach, Virginia.
Title: Re: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: Lise on May 18 06 04:53
Dang TehBorken... how dare you post a serious article like this without the image of a fruitcake. Don't ever to that to a pregnant lady. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/11.gif)
Title: Re: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: kitten on May 18 06 06:56
Here you go, Lise......

   [TABLE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 15px; WIDTH: 100%"] [TBODY] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 30px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top; TEXT-ALIGN: center"] [img alt="The Deluxe Fruitcake" hspace=0 src="vny!://www.collinstreet.com/files/101-fruitcake.jpg" align=baseline border=0]

[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE].
Title: Re: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: TehBorken on May 18 06 08:14
 Lise wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Don't ever to that to a pregnant lady. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/11.gif) [/div]
 Pregnant? And how did that happen, may I ask?  (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)


Here are two fruitcakes for ya:
[img style="width: 224px; height: 201px;" src="vny!://www.classic-fruitcake.com/3lbfruitcake1.jpg[/img] (//vny!://www.fruitcake-superbeing.com/images/fruitcake-superbeing-developmental-texas-how-now-cd-cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Fruitcake Sighting
Post by: Lise on May 19 06 05:15
Pregnant? And how did [SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]that[/SPAN] happen, may I ask?  (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)

  LO! Thanks for the fruitcakes. As to how it happen....................  well, TehBorken, you should know, you were there. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/6.gif)