[div class="posttitle"]MI:3 PREMIERE, INTERRUPTED ON SCIENTOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD - May 5, 2006[/div] Contrary to an earlier Hollywood, Interrupted report, the mysterious web presence known as "Project Xenu" did no aerial-advertising at last night's faux MI:3 premiere. Instead, the evil Lord Xenu made his first red carpet experience in 75 million years:[/p] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/Xenu.jpg)
Hail Xenu![/div] Undaunted, the heterosexual Tom Cruise ducked into an abandoned Scientology building...[/p] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/ScientologySign.jpg)
Abandoned Scientology Building[/div] ...from which he emerged with a new Scientologist friend:[/p] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/TomsFriend.jpg)
The heterosexual Cruise's new Scientologist friend[/div] While the heterosexual Tom Cruise's new friend railed against psychiatry for him, the movie star took to the carpet to mingle with his fan:[/p] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/TomsFan.jpg)
The heterosexual Tom Cruise's fan.[/div] When the heterosexual Tom Cruise and a much taller, much younger chick approached his fan to sign an autograph, a gang of cell phone camera-wielding internet bloggers descended upon him:[/p] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/CruiseandTallerChick.jpg)
The heterosexual Cruise, the taller/younger chick and security team greet curious bloggers[/div] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/CruiseProfile.jpg)
More cell phone camera bloggers surround the heterosexual Tom Cruise[/div] Put off by the massive cell phone camera blogger presence, the ABC "Action News" Team focuses in...[/p] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/Channel7Newsguy.jpg)[/div] ...on this blogger's t-shirt:[/p] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/FreeKatie.jpg)
This blogger's immensely popular and newsworthy t-shirt[/div] After the heterosexual Tom Cruise, his friend, that tall chick and his fan ducked into the Mann Chinese Theater for the premiere, Xenu disappeared into the sidewalk.[/p] [div class="postimg c"](//vny!://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/images/TomStar.jpg)
The spot on the sidewalk where Xenu disappeared.[/div]
ROFL ROFL (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/7.gif)
Great stuff!!!
Of course, this was NOT Lord Xenu's first appearance in recent history.
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Before you start panicking, keep in mind that Lord Xenu is still locked within his force bubble, safely ensconced beneath a mountain. But as we all know, psychically projecting one's image is child's play for an intellect as powerful as the Great Leader's.
WE ARE DOOMED!!!! Save me a place on the mothership next to tenkani.......