TehBorken wrote:
P.C. wrote:[BR style="FONT-STYLE: italic"] [SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]I think I agree Schade. Plus, I don't think you should need validation from complete strangers, to decide if it's OK to have a relationship with your burger. Really....it's between the two of you, and nobody else.[/SPAN]
Yes, as long as the hamburger is above the age of legal consent it's noboby's business what goes on between a man or a woman and a hamburger, or a man, two women and a hamburger, or even two men, a guy that [SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]looks[/SPAN] like a woman and a hamburger (or even two hamburgers, if you want to get kinky). But three hamburgers, well, that would just be wrong. That's where I draw the line.
[FONT color=#ff0000]And of course, if the hamburger is underage.
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[FONT color=#ff0000]NO HAMBURGERS MADE OF VEAL![/FONT][FONT color=#ff0000][/FONT] "Hi there. Why don't you take a seat? Did you know the hamburger you're here to see is less than 3 months old?"