Posted by Orik
- Sep 08 10 06:57The Sandwich or the gun. Depends whats on the sandwich and what the gun is..
Posted by DDD
- Apr 30 10 03:21Well i will hold the gun while you eat your sandwich
Posted by TehBorken
- Apr 30 10 01:58 Orik wrote:
ahahahahaha wicked.. I hope you got her lessons and a permit to carry while you were at it. It is no good having a gun if you are to afraid to use it, or worse you do not know how to aim it and hit what you are firing at...
Lessons? Permit? That sounds time consuming.
I just told her to empty the clip at anything that moves, honks, or doesn't get out of the way.
See, this is America...the way we do diplomacy here is to show up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and ask which you'd prefer.
ahahahahaha wicked.. I hope you got her lessons and a permit to carry while you were at it. It is no good having a gun if you are to afraid to use it, or worse you do not know how to aim it and hit what you are firing at...
Lessons? Permit? That sounds time consuming.
I just told her to empty the clip at anything that moves, honks, or doesn't get out of the way.See, this is America...the way we do diplomacy here is to show up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and ask which you'd prefer.
Posted by Orik
- Apr 28 10 02:23ahahahahaha wicked.. I hope you got her lessons and a permit to carry while you were at it. It is no good having a gun if you are to afraid to use it, or worse you do not know how to aim it and hit what you are firing at...
Posted by TehBorken
- Apr 28 10 11:10 Orik wrote:
still lolling about the bad words and hand gestures.. TehBorken you might want to explain the English (British) two finger reverse peace sign and then perhaps the Italian thumb and front teeth and then the chin flick...
I've told her someone bothers her in traffic, to just hold up her shiny new gun where they can see it.
still lolling about the bad words and hand gestures.. TehBorken you might want to explain the English (British) two finger reverse peace sign and then perhaps the Italian thumb and front teeth and then the chin flick...
I've told her someone bothers her in traffic, to just hold up her shiny new gun where they can see it.
Posted by Orik
- Apr 28 10 08:31Well it sounds like she is already driving better than you.=P
still lolling about the bad words and hand gestures.. TehBorken you might want to explain the English (British) two finger reverse peace sign and then perhaps the Italian thumb and front teeth and then the chin flick...
So many country's, so many ways to give some one the big FU. My all time favorite is the one I learned from some Chinese guys, it is one thumb under the index finger over the middle and stuck out... looks like the got your nose trick but it sure as heck doesn't mean got your nose... Sakha may possibly know this one already.
still lolling about the bad words and hand gestures.. TehBorken you might want to explain the English (British) two finger reverse peace sign and then perhaps the Italian thumb and front teeth and then the chin flick...
So many country's, so many ways to give some one the big FU. My all time favorite is the one I learned from some Chinese guys, it is one thumb under the index finger over the middle and stuck out... looks like the got your nose trick but it sure as heck doesn't mean got your nose... Sakha may possibly know this one already.
Posted by TehBorken
- Apr 28 10 06:22 Orik wrote:
Sakha is Tehborkens wife and I believe she is Cambodian. English is her second language and being new to the US. So, many things for Sakha are complete new experience, she tends to say or do some very amusing things.
She is Cambodian, and English is her 4th language. And she does say a lot of cute stuff, lol.
Some pissy bitch was yelling and screaming at Sakha in traffic because she had the nerve to be driving the speed limit instead of 20 over. She swerved around us and made some, uh, explicit hand gestures while she screamed at Sakha before zooming off. Sakha said, "She say bad word (at) me, but then she say I am number 1!"
Later I explained the finer points of American hand signals in traffic and what they mean. lol
Sakha is Tehborkens wife and I believe she is Cambodian. English is her second language and being new to the US. So, many things for Sakha are complete new experience, she tends to say or do some very amusing things.
She is Cambodian, and English is her 4th language. And she does say a lot of cute stuff, lol.
Some pissy bitch was yelling and screaming at Sakha in traffic because she had the nerve to be driving the speed limit instead of 20 over. She swerved around us and made some, uh, explicit hand gestures while she screamed at Sakha before zooming off. Sakha said, "She say bad word (at) me, but then she say I am number 1!"
Later I explained the finer points of American hand signals in traffic and what they mean. lol
Posted by DDD
- Apr 23 10 10:02will have to try firefox out
Posted by Orik
- Apr 21 10 11:05firefox add a dictionary add on and spell check away
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Posted by DDD
- Apr 21 10 04:45LOL....well no spell check here and trust me I need it
Posted by Russ
- Apr 21 10 09:49DDD wrote:
<DIV>So who here are canadian, and who are Americans.. and by that more where do you live, than what passport you have. but that does say something about a person also</DIV>
Im sorry, but my head hurts after translating that.. lol. I had to add periods and commas then I gots it. Man am I easily confused.
Im Canadian and live in Vancouver.
<DIV>So who here are canadian, and who are Americans.. and by that more where do you live, than what passport you have. but that does say something about a person also</DIV>
Im sorry, but my head hurts after translating that.. lol. I had to add periods and commas then I gots it. Man am I easily confused.
Im Canadian and live in Vancouver.
Posted by DDD
- Apr 20 10 12:02So who here are canadian and who are Americans and by that more where do you live than what passport you have but that does say something about a person also
Posted by Orik
- Apr 19 10 05:24 Sakha is Tehborkens wife and I believe she is Cambodian. English is her second language and being new to the US. So, many things for Sakha are complete new experience, she tends to say or do some very amusing things.
Though perhaps a little embarrassing for her and Tehborken, ESL people say some fairly amusing things...& some of the things tehbork has been so kind to share of her are very amusing and heart warming.
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Though perhaps a little embarrassing for her and Tehborken, ESL people say some fairly amusing things...& some of the things tehbork has been so kind to share of her are very amusing and heart warming.
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Posted by DDD
- Apr 19 10 04:23Sakha did say something cute the other day...she came into the room looking around, sniffing the air, and said she "heard a smell". I told her it must have been a really loud smell. 
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Posted by P.C.
- Apr 15 10 08:27So cute TehBorken. Although I'm pretty sure I heard a smell a couple times before too. 
