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#2581
 More "patent nonsense".
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h3 style="font-weight: normal;"] [/h3][h3]          SCOTUS To Hear "Patentable Thought" Case
[/h3]The Supreme Court of the United States will hear a landmark patent case involving [a  href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/19/opinion/19crichton.html?ex=1300424400&en=9addb806498d2739&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss"]whether or not thoughts and relationships are patentable[/a].

Michael Crichton's essay in the New York Times attempts a thoughtful summary of Metabolite's primary assertion: they not only own the connection between homocysteine levels in the blood and vitamin B12 deficiency, but also any thought connecting the two. [hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][font style="font-weight: bold;" size="5"]This Essay Breaks the Law[/font][h1][nyt_headline version="1.0" type=" "] [/nyt_headline] [/h1][div class="byline"]By [person idrc="nyt-per" value="movies::::::http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movies/filmography.html?p_id=86220"][alt-code idsrc="nyt-per" value="Crichton,  Michael"]MICHAEL CRICHTON[/alt-code][/person][/div] [div class="timestamp"]Published: March 19, 2006[/div]                 [nyt_text]  [/nyt_text]• The Earth revolves around the Sun. [/p]• The speed of light is a constant.• Apples fall to earth because of gravity. [/p]• Elevated blood sugar is linked to diabetes.[/p]• Elevated uric acid is linked to gout.[/p]• Elevated homocysteine is linked to heart disease. [/p]• Elevated homocysteine is linked to B-12 deficiency, so doctors should test homocysteine levels to see whether the patient needs vitamins.[/p]ACTUALLY, I can't make that last statement. A corporation has patented that fact, and demands a royalty for its use. Anyone who makes the fact public and encourages doctors to test for the condition and treat it can be sued for royalty fees. Any doctor who reads a patient's test results and even thinks of vitamin deficiency infringes the patent. A federal circuit court held that mere thinking violates the patent. [/p]All this may sound absurd, but it is the heart of a case that will be argued before the Supreme Court on Tuesday. In 1986 researchers filed a patent application for a method of testing the levels of homocysteine, an amino acid, in the blood. They went one step further and asked for a patent on the basic biological relationship between homocysteine and vitamin deficiency. A patent was granted that covered both the test and the scientific fact. Eventually, a company called Metabolite took over the license for the patent.[/p]Although Metabolite does not have a monopoly on test methods — other companies make homocysteine tests, too — they assert licensing rights on the correlation of elevated homocysteine with vitamin deficiency. A company called LabCorp used a different test but published an article mentioning the patented fact. Metabolite sued on a number of grounds, and has won in court so far.[/p] But what the Supreme Court will focus on is the nature of the claimed correlation. On the one hand, courts have repeatedly held that basic bodily processes and "products of nature" are not patentable. That's why no one owns gravity, or the speed of light. But at the same time, courts have granted so-called correlation patents for many years. Powerful forces are arrayed on both sides of the issue.[/p]In addition, there is the rather bizarre question of whether simply thinking about a patented fact infringes the patent. The idea smacks of thought control, to say nothing of unenforceability. It seems like something out of a novel by Philip K. Dick — or Kafka. But it highlights the uncomfortable truth that the Patent Office and the courts have in recent decades ruled themselves into a corner from which they must somehow extricate themselves. [/p]For example, the human genome exists in every one of us, and is therefore our shared heritage and an undoubted fact of nature. Nevertheless 20 percent of the genome is now privately owned. The gene for diabetes is owned, and its owner has something to say about any research you do, and what it will cost you. The entire genome of the hepatitis C virus is owned by a biotech company. Royalty costs now influence the direction of research in basic diseases, and often even the testing for diseases. Such barriers to medical testing and research are not in the public interest. Do you want to be told by your doctor, "Oh, nobody studies your disease any more because the owner of the gene/enzyme/correlation has made it too expensive to do research?" [/p]The question of whether basic truths of nature can be owned ought not to be confused with concerns about how we pay for biotech development, whether we will have drugs in the future, and so on. If you invent a new test, you may patent it and sell it for as much as you can, if that's your goal. Companies can certainly own a test they have invented. But they should not own the disease itself, or the gene that causes the disease, or essential underlying facts about the disease. The distinction is not difficult, even though patent lawyers attempt to blur it. And even if correlation patents have been granted, the overwhelming majority of medical correlations, including those listed above, are not owned. And shouldn't be.
[/p]Unfortunately for the public, the Metabolite case is only one example of a much broader patent problem in this country. We grant patents at a level of abstraction that is unwise, and it's gotten us into trouble in the past. Some years back, doctors were allowed to patent surgical procedures and sue other doctors who used their methods without paying a fee. A blizzard of lawsuits followed. This unhealthy circumstance was halted in 1996 by the American Medical Association and Congress, which decided that doctors couldn't sue other doctors for using patented surgical procedures. But the beat goes on.[/p] Companies have patented their method of hiring, and real estate agents have patented the way they sell houses. Lawyers now advise athletes to patent their sports moves, and screenwriters to patent their movie plots. (My screenplay for "Jurassic Park" was cited as a good candidate.) [/p] Where does all this lead? It means that if a real estate agent lists a house for sale, he can be sued because an existing patent for selling houses includes item No. 7, "List the house." It means that Kobe Bryant may serve as an inspiration but not a model, because nobody can imitate him without fines. It means nobody can write a dinosaur story because my patent includes 257 items covering all aspects of behavior, like item No. 13, "Dinosaurs attack humans and other dinosaurs." [/p] Such a situation is idiotic, of course. Yet elements of it already exist. And unless we begin to turn this around, there will be worse to come.[/p]I wanted to end this essay by telling a story about how current rulings hurt us, but the patent for "ending an essay with an anecdote" is owned. So I thought to end with a quotation from a famous person, but that strategy is patented, too. I then decided to end abruptly, but "abrupt ending for dramatic effect" is also patented. Finally, I decided to pay the "end with summary" patent fee, since it was the least expensive.[/p]The Supreme Court should rule against Metabolite, and the Patent Office should begin to reverse its strategy of patenting strategies. Basic truths of nature can't be owned. [/p]Oh, and by the way: I own the patent for "essay or letter criticizing a previous publication." So anyone who criticizes what I have said here had better pay a royalty first, or I'll see you in court.
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#2582
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[font style="font-weight: bold;" size="5"]Inside Bruce Crower's Six-Stroke Engine[/font]
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[table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="490"] [tbody][tr] [td style=""][span class="storyByline"]By  [a href="http://www.autoweek.com/apps/pbcs.dll/personalia?ID=&category=contact"]PETE LYONS[/a] [/span]
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Bruce Crower has lived, breathed and built hot engines his whole life. Now he's working on a cool one—one that harnesses normally-wasted heat energy by creating steam inside the combustion chamber, and using it to boost the engine's power output and also to control its temperature.

"I've been trying to think how to capture radiator losses for over 30 years," explains the veteran camshaft grinder and race engine builder. "One morning about 18 months ago I woke up, like from a dream, and I knew immediately that I had the answer."

Hurrying to his comprehensively-equipped home workshop in the rural hills outside San Diego, he began drawing and machining parts, and installing them in a highly modified, single-cylinder industrial powerplant, a 12-hp diesel he converted to use gasoline. He bolted that to a test frame, poured equal amounts of fuel and water into twin tanks, and pulled the starter-rope.

"My first reaction was, 'Gulp! It runs!'" the 75-year-old inventor remembers. "And then this 'snow' started falling on me. I thought, 'What hath God wrought...'"

The "snow" was flakes of white paint blasted from the ceiling by the powerful pulses of exhaust gas and steam emitted from the open exhaust stack, which pointed straight up.

Over the following year Crower undertook a methodical development program, in particular trying out numerous variations in camshaft profiles and timing as he narrowed the operating parameters of his patented six-stroke cycle.

Recently he's been trying variations of the double-lobe exhaust cams to delay and even eliminate the opening of the exhaust valve after the first power stroke, to "recompress" the combustion gasses and thus increase the force of the steam-stroke.

The engine has yet to operate against a load on a dyno, but his testing to date encourages Crower to expect that once he gets hard numbers, the engine will show normal levels of power on substantially less fuel, and without overheating.

"It'll run for an hour and you can literally put your hand on it. It's warm, yeah, but it's not scorching hot. Any conventional engine running without a water jacket or fins, you couldn't do that."

Indeed, the test unit has no external cooling system—no water jacket, no water pump, no radiator; nothing. It does retain fins because it came with them, but Crower indicates the engine would be more efficient if he took the trouble to grind them off. He has discarded the original cooling fan.

So far he has used only gasoline, but Bruce believes a diesel-fueled test engine he is now constructing—with a hand-made billet head incorporating the one-third-speed camshaft—will realize the true potential of his concept. [/td][/tr][/tbody][/table]
[span class="aw_artsubheadline"]Potential...and Questions[/span]
Crower invites us to imagine a car or truck (he speaks of a Bonneville streamliner, too) free of a radiator and its associated air ducting, fan, plumbing, coolant weight, etc.

"Especially an 18-wheeler, they've got that massive radiator that weighs 800, 1000 pounds. Not necessary," he asserts. "In those big trucks, they look at payload as their bread and butter. If you get 1000 lb. or more off the truck..."

Offsetting that, of course, would be the need to carry large quantities of water, and water is heavier than gasoline or diesel oil. Preliminary estimates suggest a Crower cycle engine will use roughly as many gallons of water as fuel.

And Crower feels the water should be distilled, to prevent deposits inside the system, so a supply infrastructure will have to be created. (He uses rainwater in his testing.) Keeping the water from freezing will be another challenge.

But the inventor sees overriding benefits. "Can you imagine how much fuel goes into radiator losses every day in America? A good spark-ignition engine is about 24 percent efficient; ie., about 24 cents of your gasoline dollar ends up in power. The rest goes out in heat loss through the exhaust or radiator, and in driving the water pump and the fan and other friction losses.

"A good diesel is about 30 percent efficient, a good turbo diesel about 33 percent. But you still have radiators and heavy components, and fan losses are extremely high on a big diesel truck."

Bottom-line, Bruce estimates his new operating cycle could improve a typical engine's fuel consumption by 40 percent. He also anticipates that exhaust emissions may be greatly reduced. It's all thanks to the steam.

"A lot of people don't know that water expands 1600 times when it goes from liquid into steam. Sixteen hundred! This is why steam power is so good. But it's dangerous..."

The danger of a boiler explosion has long been a factor in engineering—and in operating—steam powerplants of all kinds, and Crower is properly wary of the miniature boiler he has conjured up inside his test engine. That's one reason he chose to use one originally manufactured as a diesel, for its inherent strength, though he installed a carburetor and ignition system so it could burn gasoline at first.

The original diesel fuel injector system now supplies the water spray to generate the steam-stroke.

In addition to producing extra power, the injected water cools the piston and exhaust valve, which suggests to Crower that he could raise the compression ratio. "I've done this many times on regular engines: 15-to-1 on gasoline for the first five seconds works pretty good until you get some chamber heat and then suddenly it gets into pinging. But with the chamber being chilled, I bet 12-, 13-to-1 will be no problem on cheap fuel.

"So what we can maybe do is have fuels that aren't quite as good...It'll save a nickel a gallon not having to keep three grades going."

As for his hope of lowering emissions, Bruce speculates the steam might purge "cling-on hydrocarbons" out of the combustion chamber. "This thing may turn out to be so clean that you won't have to have a catalytic converter.

But he admits that's unknown, saying "there's a lot of experimenting still to be done." Which prospect makes him smile. He thrives on this kind of challenge.
[span class="aw_artsubheadline"]Bruce's Background[/span]
 "You've kinda got to be in the cam business and know the dynamics of engines," Bruce Crower says about how the idea occurred to him. And he certainly has that background.

He was building and racing hot rods (and hot bikes), manufacturing speed equipment and operating his own speed shop in his home town of Phoenix when he was still a teen.

After moving to San Diego in the 1950s, among other exploits he dropped a Hemi into a Hudson and drove it to a 157-mph speed record at Bonneville.

Inevitably, the inventive and inexhaustible Crower built up a major equipment business in superchargers, intake manifolds, clutches and, especially, camshafts. He's also credited with first suggesting a rear wing to Don Garlits—in 1963, three years before Jim Hall's winged Chaparral. Bruce Crower is now in Florida's Drag Racing Hall of Fame.

Crower actually had introduced a wing two years earlier, during practice on Jim Rathmann's 1961 Indianapolis car—five years before Jim Hall's winged Chaparral. Bruce had been crewing at the Speedway since 1954 (Jimmy Bryan, second place), and had been part of Rathmann's 1960 victory effort. He was likewise on the winning teams in 1966 (Graham Hill) and 1967 (AJ Foyt). Three decades later, in 1998, Eddie Cheever won with Crower cams.

Bruce even produced his own complete Indy engine, a flat-8 that didn't quite make the field in 1977 and then was rendered obsolete (due to its width) by the advent of ground-effect tunnels. But the Crower 8 and its automatic clutch did win an SAE award for innovation.

Today, Crower Cams and Equipment Company employs about 160 people in five facilities, and manufactures not only cams but crankshafts and connecting rods—including titanium rods for (unnamed) Formula One customers.

Bruce Crower can't be called retired now, but he's happy to let the company he founded "roll along" while he "plays with cars." That's how he looks at the intensive R&D work he carries out in the privacy of his 13-acre horse property near the rural community of Jamul.

One of several projects is building up Honda S2000 engines for the Midget raced by his granddaughter, Ashley Swanson. ("I think she's on par with Danica Patrick," says the proud grampa.)

But his prime focus is proving his six-stroke engine is as revolutionary as he believes it is. "I've been trying to find something wrong with the whole basic idea for almost a year," he says, "but I think we're going to have a very marketable item."

Then he adds philosophically, "If it turns out to be great, fine. If it doesn't, it's just another year out of my life that I've had a lot of fun doing something."  
#2583
Discover Seattle! / Shark Coffin
Mar 19 06 12:34
A cool shark-shaped coffin commissioned from Ghana goes on display in Australia for Melbourne's cultural festival. [em] [/em][a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4794952.stm"]Link[/a][span style="text-decoration: underline;"]

[/span] [p align="center"][img name="" src="http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-03/shark-coffin.jpg" height="287" width="414"][/p]            
#2584
Just plain ridiculous. "Fashion" my butt.
[img]http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060317/capt.xel10503171848.ukraine_fashion_xel105.jpg?x=216&y=345&sig=5VZkGS.CLjK1qOaLm7KCug--"]  [img]http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060317/capt.xel10803171908.ukraine_fashion_xel108.jpg?x=221&y=345&sig=CnF5BKyA1kih_fD7Hm3hLA--"]
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[span]A model wears a dress by Ukrainian designer Andre Tan during fashion show at the traditional spring-summer
pret-a-porter Fashion Week in Kiev, Ukraine Friday, March 17, 2006.[/span][/font]

Link to "[a href="http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news?p=Andre+Tan+&fr=&c=news_photos"]Fashion show[/a]" (fixed)


#2585
I gotta get me some of these!!!
[div align="center"][hr class="hr1"][/div]                              [img name="" src="http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-03/flap-art.jpg" height="178" width="480"][/p]   Michelle got the idea for FlapArt - The Alternative Book Cover - from her husband:[/p]    Awhile ago, my husband Brian said "wouldn't it be funny if you were sitting on the subway reading a book and on the front cover it said, How to Murder a Complete Stranger and Get Away with It? Imagine what people around you would think, especially when you finally finished the book".

    So here we are, there are 23 covers to choose from. Some are a little racy like How to Make Your Mother A Porn Star and How to Overcome Nymphomania (put that one in your bathroom, with a bookmark and become a hero!). Some are for the Do-it Yourselfer in the family, we all have one. For that person try Do-it-Yourself Dentistry, At Home Laser Eye Surgery or Do-it-Youself Liposuction. The kids love Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection and How to get your Sister/Brother kicked out of the House.
[/p]      [a href="http://www.flapart.ca/index.html"]Link to Michelle's Stuff[/a][hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]I'd like to have "The E-Z Guide To Blowing Up Federal Buildings" and "Presidentiating For Dummies".
#2586
A fur-lined cup and saucer. It's so avant-garde, even I don't get it.                        [img name="" src="http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-03/meret-oppenheim-fur-cup.jpg" height="313" width="480"][/p]   Checkout more of this Swiss surrealist's [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]weird crap[/span] artwork: [a href="http://www.leninimports.com/meret_oppenheim_gallery.html#meretgall"]Link[/a]
#2587
Discover Seattle! / Brain Museum
Mar 17 06 06:19
[h2 id="post-1540"][a class="noline" href="http://www.neatorama.com/2006/03/14/museum-of-the-brain/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Museum of the Brain."]Museum of the Brain[/a][/h2][h2 id="post-1540"][img name="" src="http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-03/peru-brain-disease-museum.jpg" height="333" width="450"][/h2]   This museum in Lima, Peru has a very unique collection: thousands of preserved human brains.[/p]   [blockquote][em]Visitors can see brains of persons felled by AIDS, Alzheimers, clots, hemorrhages, heart attacks and a myriad of tumors.[/em][/p]   [em]Themuseum is the proud owner of a brain that died of  Creutzfeld-Jacob disease, the human variant of "mad cow," which results in progressive dementia and loss of muscle control.[/em][/p]   [em]Also on exhibit: the brains of people who died of trichinosis, the most common brain disease in Peru, caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork.[/em][/p][/blockquote]   [a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060308/od_afp/perusocietymuseumoffbeat"]Link to The Brain Museum[/a]
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#2588
[img]http://www.boingboing.net/images/robotinvasion.jpg" align="left" border="0" height="193" width="250"]
Given the frequent occurance of robot invasions, I feel robot insurance proves to be a worthy investment. Old Glory is the only life insurance company to provide full coverage against robot attacks.

Links to [a href="http://www.commonsense.wnymedia.net/Video/SNLrobotInsurance_.wmv"]WMV[/a] or [a href="http://www.robotcombat.com/oldglory1.html"]Quicktime[/a]
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#2589
[h3][font style="font-weight: normal;" size="2"]If I was into astronomy, I'd want one of these. From the press release.........[/font]
[/h3][hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Digital sky-scope auto-locates and identifies stars  
[blockquote][img]http://craphound.com/images/skyscout.jpg" align="left" height="131" width="196"]The SkyScout is a sky-watching digital scope that automatically identifies stars, provides directions to other stars, and recites mythology about celestial bodies.

Simply point the SkyScout at any star in the sky and click the "target" button. The SkyScout will instantly tell you what object you are looking at.To locate a star or planet, select the object's name from the menu and follow the directional arrows through the viewfinder...[/p]The SkyScout includes entertaining and educational audio and text information, including facts, trivia, history and mythology about our most popular celestial objects. Starts shipping in May 2006. [span style="text-decoration: underline;"]
[/span][/p][/blockquote]Want one? [a href="http://www.celestron.com/skyscout/new/index.php"]Here you go...[/a]
#2590
via the nice folks at B.B.
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h3]McD's employees' secret recipes for improvised meals        [/h3]McDonald's employees are trading notes on the kinds of food you can make from the ingredients and equipment in a McD's kitchen. I can't stomach eating McD's even occasionally -- if I worked there and ate its grease bombs a couple times a day, I think I'd go nuts (especially after smelling Eau de McD's deep-fat-frier for 8-10.continuous hours). That said, the stuff these ingenious processed-food-slingers have come up with sounds pretty tasty:[blockquote]Peanut Butter Fudge Sundae: This was SO popular when I made it up, that at the time, we had to BAN the damn thing!

two shots hot fudge
five ounces soft serve
two packets of peanut butterPlace peanut butter in original sealed containers in the HLZ five minutes before going on break. When break commences, open one package of peanut butter and pour into the bottom of a sundae cup. Add one shot of hot fudge. Fill with ice cream. Top with another shot of hot fudge. Open remaining packet of peanut butter and pour over top. (At this point both portions of peanut butter should be melted enough to resemble a liquid.) I'm telling you, this is the MOST amazing concoction.[span style="text-decoration: underline;"]
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#2591
[h3]Billboard war in Cuba   [img]http://www.boingboing.net/images/cubasign.jpg" alt="Cubasign" align="left" border="1" height="150" hspace="4" vspace="4" width="365"][img]http://www.boingboing.net/images/bush.jpg" alt="Bush" align="left" border="1" height="167" hspace="4" vspace="4" width="365"][br clear="all"][/h3] The folks at Fluctuat.net in France posted these exclusive photos from Havana. One image depicts the screen of flags that Fidel Castro had erected to obscure an electronic sign mounted on the Embassy of Switzerland building that houses the United States Interests Section. The sign streams quotes from the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr. and George W. Bush, news headlines, and other propaganda.

The other image is just one of several anti-Bush billboards the government apparently erected in retaliation.

[a href="http://www.fluctuat.net/blog/2785-Anti-Bush-Propaganda-in-Cuba"]Link[/a] to the Fluctuat.net post,  [a href="http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/13700587.htm"]Link[/a] to Miami Herald article from January,  [a href="http://havana.usinterestsection.gov/usint-billborad.html"]Link[/a] to US Interests Section's Billboard page.
#2592
[div style="font-weight: bold;" class="mxb"]            [div class="sh"]               Pentagon plans cyber-insect army            [/div]         [/div][font style="font-weight: bold;" size="2"][img alt="" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/shared/img/999999.gif" border="0" height="1" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="416"]
   [/font][!-- E IBYL --][p style="font-weight: bold;"][!-- S IIMA --]         [table align="right" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="203"]         [tbody][tr][td]                     [img alt="" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41444000/gif/_41444182_cyborg_bugs_203.gif" border="0" height="480" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="203"]                     [/div]         [/td][/tr]      [/tbody][/table]            [!-- E IIMA --][!-- S SF --][span style="font-weight: normal;"]The Pentagon's defence scientists want to create an army of cyber-insects that can be remotely controlled to check out explosives and send transmissions.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]The idea is to insert micro-systems at the pupa stage,when the insects can integrate them into their body, so they can be remotely controlled later.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]Experts told the BBC some ideas were feasible but others seemed "ludicrous".  [/span][span style="font-weight: normal;"]A similar scheme aimed at manipulating wasps failed when they flew off to feed and mate.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]The new scheme is a brainwave of the Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency (Darpa), which is tasked with maintaining thetechnological superiority of the US military.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]It has asked for "innovative" bids on the insect project from interested parties.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"]'Assembly-line'[br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]Darpa believes scientists can take advantage of the evolution of insects, such as dragonflies and moths, in the pupa stage.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]"Through each metamorphic stage, the insect body goes through a renewal process that can heal wounds and reposition internal organs around foreign objects," its proposal document reads.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]The foreign objects it suggests to be implanted are specific micro-systems - Mems - which, when the insect is fully developed, could allow it to be remotely controlled or sense certain chemicals, including those in explosives.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]The invasive surgery could "enable assembly-line like fabrication of hybrid insect-Mems interfaces", Darpa says.[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]A winning bidder would have to deliver "an insect within five metres of a specific target located 100 metres away".[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]The "insect-cyborg" must also "be able to transmit data from relevant sensors, yielding information about the local environment. These sensors can include gas sensors, microphones, video,etc."[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"]'Fiction'[br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]Scientists who spoke to the BBC news website  were unconvinced. [/span][span style="font-weight: normal;"]Entomology expert Dr George McGavin of the Oxford University Museum of Natural History said the idea appeared "ludicrous".[/span][br style="font-weight: normal;"][br style="font-weight: normal;"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]"Not all wacky ideas are without value. Some do produce the goods. My feeling is this will probably not produce the goods," he said. [/span] [table align="right" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="208"]   [tbody][tr][td width="5"][img alt="" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/shared/img/o.gif" border="0" height="1" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="5"][/td][td class="sibtbg"]                                        [div class="sih"] ANIMALS IN WARFARE  [/div][div class="o"][img alt="Cat" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40058000/jpg/_40058654_swift4_203.jpg" border="0" height="152" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="203"][/div]                                   [div class="mva"][div class="bull"]WWII: Attach a bomb to a cat and drop it from a dive-bomber on to Nazi ships.The cat, hating water, will "wrangle" itself on to enemy ship's deck. In tests cats became unconscious in mid-air[/div][div class="bull"]
WWII: Attach incendiaries to bats. Induce hibernation and drop them from planes. They wake up, fly into factories etc and blow up. Failed to wake from hibernation and fell to death

[/div][div class="bull"]Vietnam War: Dolphins trained to tear off diving gear of Vietcong divers and drag them to interrogation, sources linked to the programme say. Syringes later placed on dolphin flippers to inject carbon dioxide into divers, who explode. US Navy has always denied using mammals to harm humans[/div]                            [/td][/tr]   [/tbody][/table]       [!-- E IBOX --]    [/p]"What adult insects want to do is basically reproduce and lay eggs. You would have to rewire the entire brain patterns."

Dr McGavin said it appeared impossible to connect the technology to the right places during the metamorphic phase, particularly with regard to flight.

Prof Andrew Parker, research leader at the Natural History Museum's zoology department and a specialist in bio-mimetics, said the concept was not too far fetched but had its limits.

Technology could help direct an insect to chemicals such as in roadside bombs, he said, but controlling full flight was "a long way off".

Entomology expert at the museum, Stuart Hine, agreed it was plausible to use insects to detect explosives. But he added: "I feel that the reality of such cyborg fusion between insect and machine lies squarely in the realms of fiction."

To receive micro-signals from the insects would require a dish "quite close and several feet in diameter, rendering it a less than covert operation".

Darpa's previous experiments to get bees and wasps to detect the smell of explosives foundered when their "instinctive behaviours for feeding and mating... prevented them from performing reliably", it said.

Darpa was founded in 1958 to keep US military technology ahead of Cold War rivals. Its website says it has around 240 personnel and a $2bn (£1.1bn) budget. Supporters say much of its work has been successful, but it has also drawn criticism for unusable "blue-sky" projects.

A former director said in 1975: "When we fail, we fail big."        [font style="font-weight: bold;" size="2"]
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#2593
Bill Gates is such an a**hole. He's so frightened of Google or anything Google touches, it's almost funny. MIT is doing a good thing here, but leave it to f*ckwad Bill to chime in with his negative comments. Of course, he IS an expert at "things that don't work".
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=technologyNews&storyID=2006-03-16T081431Z_01_N15248895_RTRUKOC_0_US-MICROSOFT-GATES.xml"]Bill Gates mocks MIT's $100 laptop project[/a]

By Joel Rothstein

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp.  Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates on Wednesday mocked a $100 laptop computer for developing countries being developed with the backing of rival Google Inc. at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

The $100 laptop project seeks to provide inexpensive computers to people in developing countries. The computers lack many features found on a typical personal computer, such as a hard disk and software.

"The last thing you want to do for a shared use computer is have it be something without a disk ... and with a tiny little screen," Gates said at the Microsoft Government Leaders Forum in suburban Washington. (Ummm, Bill? Your fancy new "Origami" gadget has a [span style="text-decoration: underline;"]smaller screen than the MIT laptop. But let's not get bogged down in details!)[/span]

"Hardware is a small part of the cost" of providing computing capabilities, he said, adding that the big costs come from network connectivity, applications and support.

Before his critique, Gates showed off a new "ultra-mobile computer" which runs Microsoft Windows on a seven-inch (17.78-centimeter) touch screen. (Yeah, and I'm sure Bill would like the third-world countries to buy his piece of shit computer for $999 rather than MIT's design for a [span style="text-decoration: underline;"]tenth of the price.)[/span]

Those machines are expected to sell for between $599 and $999, Microsoft said at the product launch last week. ($999? That's so much more affordable than MIT's laptop...errr, wait, no it's not. It's ten times as much!)

"If you are going to go have people share the computer, get a broadband connection and have somebody there who can help support the user, geez, get a decent computer where you can actually read the text and you're not sitting there cranking the thing while you're trying to type," Gates said. (Geez, Bill, stop saying things likke "Geez", you sound like a geek. Oh, wait, never mind. lol)

Gates described the computers as being for shared use, but the project goes under the name "One Laptop per Child." A representative for the project did not immediately reply to an inquiry seeking comment. (Ooops, quick, rename that project to something warm and fuzzy or you're fired!)

Earlier this year, Google founder Larry Page said his company is backing MIT's project. He showed a model of the machine that does use a crank as one source of power.

"The laptops ... will be able to do most everything except store huge amounts of data," according to the project's Web site.
#2594
[font size="-1"][font face="Verdana"]Dude, Dells are good for porno! (funny, and work-safe)

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#2595
Discover Seattle! / Bannanarama
Mar 15 06 09:39
No, not the [a href="http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Union/6146/bananarama.html"]group[/a], the food.

After Reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.
 
Bananas Contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
 
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
 
PMS:
Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
 
Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
 
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
 
Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
 
Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
 
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
 
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
 
Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
 
Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
 

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
 
Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
 
Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
 
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
 
Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine," eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
 
 
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin An and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
#2596
I knew it was only a matter of time until this was "discovered".......RFID is a bad  technologyto rely on for identity, but that's exactly what the US Government isdoing with all new passports (which all have RFID tags in them).
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Study Says RFID Chips in ID Tags Are Vulnerable to Viruses

A group of European computer researchers have demonstrated that it is possible to insert a software virus into radio frequency identification tags, part of a microchip-based tracking technology in growing use in commercial and security applications.

Radio frequency identity tags are growing in popularity because they are easily scanned.

Ina paper to be presented today at an academic computing conference inPisa, Italy, the researchers plan to demonstrate how it is possible toinfect a tiny portion of memory in the chip, which can hold as littleas 128 characters of information.

Until now, most computersecurity experts have discounted the possibility of using such tags,known as RFID chips, to spread a computer virus because of the tinyamount of memory on the chips.

The tracking systems are intendedto improve the accuracy and lower the cost of tracking goods in supplychains, warehouses and stores. Radio tags store far more data about aproduct than bar codes and can be read more quickly. They have evenbeen injected into pets and livestock for identification.

Thechips have already prompted debate over privacy and surveillance, giventheir tracking ability. Now the researchers have added a series ofworrisome prospects, including the ability of terrorists and smugglersto evade airport luggage scanning systems that will use RFID tags inthe future.

In the researchers' paper, "Is Your Cat InfectedWith a Computer Virus?," the group, affiliated with the computerscience department at Vrije Universiteit in Amsterdam, also describeshow the vulnerability could be used to undermine a variety of trackingsystems.

The researchers said they realized that there are risksassociated with publishing security vulnerabilities in computerizedsystems. To head off some of the possible attacks they described, theyhave also published a set of steps to help protect RFID chips from suchattacks.

The group, led by Andrew S. Tanenbaum, an Americancomputer scientist, will make the presentation at the annual PervasiveComputing and Communications Conference sponsored by the Institute ofElectrical and Electronic Engineers. Mr. Tanenbaum is the author of theMinix operating system, an experimental project that became the heartof the Linux open-source operating system.

The researchersasserted that the RFID demonstration had not used the commercialsoftware that collects and organizes information from RFID readers.Rather, it used software that they designed to replicate those systems.

"Wehave not found specific flaws" in the commercial RFID software, Mr.Tanenbaum said, but "experience shows that software written by largecompanies has errors in it."

The researchers have posted their paper and related materials on security issues related to RFID systems at [a href="http://www.rfidvirus.org/"]www.rfidvirus.org[/a].

The researchers acknowledged that inside information would be required in many cases to plant a hostile program. Butthey asserted that the commercial software developed for RFIDapplications had the same potential vulnerabilities that have beenexploited by viruses and other malicious software, or malware, in therest of the computer industry.

One such standard industryproblem is a software coding error referred to as a buffer overflow.Such errors occur when programmers set aside memory to receive datatemporarily, but fail to require a check on the size of the value thatis moved to the allocated space. A larger-than-expected value can causethe program to break and trick the computer operating system intoexecuting a malicious program. "You should check all of your input allof the time, but experience shows this isn't the case," Mr. Tanenbaumsaid.

Independent computer security specialists also said RFID systems were potential problem areas.

"Itshouldn't surprise you that a system that is designed to bemanufactured as cheaply as possible is designed with no securityconstraints whatsoever," said Peter Neumann, a computer scientist atSRI International, a research firm in Menlo Park, Calif.

Mr.Neumann is the co-author of an article to be published in the May issueof the Communications of the Association for Computing Machinery on therisks of RFID systems. He said existing RFID systems were a computersecurity disaster waiting to happen.

He cited inadequateidentification for users, the potential for counterfeiting or disablingtags, and the problem of weak encryption in a passport-tracking systembeing developed in the United States. But he said he had not previouslyconsidered the possibility of viruses and other malicious softwareprograms.

An industry executive acknowledged that the companies that make computerized tracking systems faced potential security problems.

"Weare very actively looking at the different way the technology is used,"said the executive, Daniel P. Mullen, president of the Association forAutomatic Identification and Mobility, an industry trade group. "It'san ongoing dialogue about protecting information on the tag and in thedatabase."

The association has a working group of experts assessing both security and privacy challenges, he said.

Thereare many types of RFID tag, and some of the sophisticated versionsinclude security features like encryption of the identifying numbercarried by the chip.

But the Dutch research group warned that ina variety of situations it is possible for attackers to alter theinformation in an RFID tag to subvert its purpose.

"RFID malwareis a Pandora's box that has been gathering dust in the corners of our'smart' warehouses and homes," they write in their paper.

In oneexample they offered, a virus from an infected tag on luggage passingthrough an airport could be picked up when it is scanned by theluggage-handling control systems and then spread to tags attached toother pieces of luggage.

Such an attack, they suggest, mightspread luggage contamination to other airports. It might also be usedby a smuggler to cause a piece of luggage to avoid security systems.

Theyalso described situations of counterfeit RFID tags possibly being beused to subvert pricing and other aspects of commercial sales systems,or a virus could be inserted into RFID tags used to identify pets.
#2597
"User #1" and "User #2" are a couple of posters on another message board. (The names have been changed to protect the innocent, in case you couldn't tell, lol.)

"User #2" is a bit of a mystical, not-quite-in-touch-with-reality kind of guy. "User #1" was relating some marriage-related issues she was having. This exchange sums it all up perfectly.

"User #1" said:
"I'm working two jobs for something he wants and I resent it! So, it's kind of about money, but really it's about the fact that he wants me to sacrifice for his dream and I don't want to do it!"

And this was "User #2's" response....

"A quantum vision like your husband's should be a shared vision leading to the co-creation of the life experience. If you both share the same vision then there is no feeling of sacrifice. If it is not a shared vision then it means that you two have different life experiences that you want to create. You need to decide if these to different life experiences are mutually exclusive, or if they can co-exist together."

Jebus, talk about shoveling the shit with both hands, lol. A lot of meaningless New-Age babble unsullied by so much as a shred of actual information or advice. Thank you, User #2.
#2598
[h3]Court upholds sex toy ban, no fundamental right to dildos        [/h3]Sad news for sex-positive folk in Mississippi: a federal appeals court has upheld the dismissal of a lawsuit filed by an adult shop challenging that state's ban on the sale of sex toys. In other words, it remains a crime for responsible adults to sell vibrators to other adults there, but a gun? No problem![blockquote][img]http://www.boingboing.net/images/bondageduckie.jpg" align="left" border="0" height="148" width="150"]Adam and Eve and ZJ Gifts LLC, the Memphis-based owner of Christal's chain of adult stores, sued the state of Mississippi in 2000. Thecompany, which closed an adult store in Southaven in 2001, claimed the law barring the sale of certain adult devices was unconstitutional.A Hinds County judge ruled in 2003 that state law does not extend the right to privacy to the commercial sale of sexual devices. The Mississippi high court said there is no fundamental right of access tobuy sexual devices.[/p]The justices said while a federal court had found a similar Alabama law was unconstitutional, other courts — including ones in Georgia, Louisiana and Texas — have rejected attempts to expand the right to privacy to include the commercial sale of sex toys.[br clear="all"][/p][/blockquote][a href="http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060314/NEWS/60314014"]Link to the whole stupid story[/a]
#2599
[h3]Arctic modernism: architecture for remote, frigid places        [/h3][img]http://www.boingboing.net/images/nunavut1.jpg" align="left" border="0" height="169" width="225"]
Interesting photos of buildings in Canada's Nunavut territory, where high winds, freezing temperatures, and the difficulty of transporting raw materials pose some interesting architectural constraints. All of the buildings shown are in the city of Iqaluit, except for the flying saucer, which is in Igloolik.  [a href="http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/?p=213"]Here's the link[/a] to more images and to post on the Kircher Society's blog.
#2600
What a stinkin' hypocrite. [hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]The soul singer Isaac Hayes has resigned from his job as the voice of Chef on the satirical cartoon South Park after taking exception to its "inappropriate ridicule" of religion.

The singer is a follower of the Church of Scientology, which, with some of its adherents such as Tom Cruise, was the butt of jokes in a recent episode of the latest series.

During Hayes's ten-year run in the part, other episodes have made jokes at the expense of Christians, Muslims, Mormons and Jews.

Matt Stone, who co-created the series, said yesterday: "In over 150 episodes of South Park, Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslims, Mormons or Jews. He got a sudden case of religious sensitivity when it was his religion featured on the show."
[a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2086671,00.html"]
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2086671,00.html[/a]
#2601
Spy on your neighbor and rat 'em out- it's the [span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"]patriotic [/span]thing to do!
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POLICE CALL ON CITIZENS TO WATCH SPY CAMS; REPORT WRONGDOING
Wed Mar 15 2006 08:47:21 ET

The East Orange, NJ Police Department is getting ready to greatly enlarge its ranks, with what's being called the "Virtual Community Patrol."

Soon-to-be-chosen residents will get access to a a Web site that provides panoramic views of their block, allows them to type in general complaints, pinpoint a problem location, immediately send that information to police headquarters, and simultaneously activate hidden police surveillance cameras, Police Director Jose Cordero said.

The "Virtual Community Patrol" will be the first such project of its kind in the nation, reports the STAR-LEDGER.

For example, an individual might see suspicious drug activity around a parked car, get on the Internet, type in a brief description of what's happening, use a cursor to pinpoint the trouble spot on one of six neighborhood still pictures that pop up, then transmit that information to the police command communications center, he said.
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#2602
What a dumbf*ck.
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h1 class="Headline"]Police: Man Carjacks Minutes After Jail Release  [/h1][div class="posted"]POSTED: 1:43 pm EST March 14,                              2006[/div]
[!--startindex--]A man accused of stealing an off-duty Orange County deputy's car with her son inside had just been released from jail on similar carjacking charges minutes before the crime, Local 6 News has learned.

Investigators said Deputy Tonjali Frost, 37, her bail-bondsman husband and her 4-year-old son were at a RaceTrac gas station across the street from the Orange County Jail near John Young Parkway Monday night putting gas in both of their cars. Police said when Frost's husband ran into the station to pay for gas, Jerome Nez jumped into the couple's white Jeep sport utility vehicle and drove off with the family's 4-year-old still in the vehicle.  [div class="RelatedBox"][table class="clkImgTbl" align="left" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="201"][tbody][tr][td valign="top"][table border="0" cellpadding="8" cellspacing="0" width="100%"][tbody][tr][td valign="top"][a title=""][img]http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0314/7995119.jpg" id="image7995119" border="0" height="150" width="201"][/a][div class="small"][li]Jerome Nez.[/li][/div][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table][/div]
The child somehow managed to exit the vehicle by either jumping or being pushed out near the gas station, Local 6 News reported. When the child was out of vehicle, Frost and her husband opened fire at the fleeing SUV.  Blocks away, Nez crashed into another vehicle and was taken into custody after a search of a nearby subdivison. "Everybody is OK, but since it is a deputy who is involved and we have shots fired, we have to do a full-blown investigation," Orange County Sheriff's spokeswoman Crystal Candy said. Nez is charged with grand theft auto and burglary in connection with the incident.

After an investigation, detectives learned that just weeks ago Nez was accused of carjacking a man outside a Mobil gas station near Apopka, Fla. However, the victim could not be reached or chose not to cooperate, according to prosecutors. So, the state attorney's office dropped the charges against Nez. "After being released from jail, Nez may not have had a ride home so investigators said he simply carjacked the deputy's vehicle," Local 6 reporter Mike DeForest said. Frost is on routine administrative leave for the investigation.
#2603
[font face="VERDANA, HELVETICA" size="2"]The Perfectly Equal Society:  In January, Canada's human rights commission was authorized by the Supreme Court to resume consideration of a union's claim that Air Canada's flight attendants (who are mostly women) are just as valuable, and therefore should be paid the same, as its pilots and mechanics (mostly men).
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From the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. News, 1-26-06[/font]
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Maybe it's just me, but if I had to choose who had the more "valuable" job in the airline industry I think I'd pick the pilot over a flight attendant. I have nothing against flight attendants but the truth is they're considered "optional equipment" when it comes to flying a plane. [font face="VERDANA, HELVETICA" size="2"] [/font]
#2604
Damn, I hate it when that happens!!
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Following up on our recent investigation of the bizarre psychological disorder known as [a href="http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/?p=156"]genital retraction syndrome[/a], comes news of a possible outbreak in Nigeria. From the [em]Daily Independent[/em] of Nigeria: "[a href="http://www.independentng.com/life/lsmar070608.htm"]Genitals 'Disappearance' Rocks Patani Community[/a]":[/p][blockquote]In what looked like a confirmation of the alarm raised last week alleging infiltration of ritualists in Patani in the Patani Local Government Area of Delta State, from neighbouring Ughelli byChairman of Patani community, Chief Lawrence Babodor, three young men have allegedly lost their genitals in mysterious circumstances[/p]Daily Independent gathered that the incident occurred in a restaurant after one of them allegedly gave change to a man after eating. Those involved, according to reports, are Ufoma Julius (24),Stanley Jeremiah (23), and Innocent Ebioma (15), all were said to be eating in the restaurant when the dramatic incident happened.[/p]According to one of the victims, Mr. Ufoma, who spoke with Daily Independent at the General Hospital, Patani, where they were subsequently taken for medical check up, "We were all eating in the hotel when he too came in and after eating he paid and as the boy received the N500 note from the suspected ritualist he felt a cold shiver immediately and his penis disappeared.[/p]"Alarmed, he started shouting 'my penis, my pennies' and he touched me and immediately I too also felt the same way and my penis also disappeared and so it was with the third victim, so we all raised alarm and a crowd gathered at the scene," he narrated.[/p][/blockquote]
#2605
[h3 style="font-weight: normal;"]I know I'm shocked, simply shocked. I didn't think they could go any lower. Pretty soon he'll be into negative numbers.
[/h3][hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h3 style="font-weight: normal;"] [/h3][h3]Americans pessimistic on war as president launches new push[/h3]WASHINGTON(CNN) -- Growing dissatisfaction with the war in Iraq has drivenPresident Bush's approval rating to a new low of 36 percent, according to a CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll released Monday.

Only 38 percents aid they believe the nearly 3-year-old war was going well for theUnited States, down from 46 percent in January, while 60 percent saidthey believed the war was going poorly.

Nearly half of those polled said they believe Democrats would do a better job of managing the war -- even though only a quarter of them said the opposition party has a clear plan for resolving the situation.

Pollsters quizzed 1,001 adults Friday through Sunday for the poll; most questions had a sampling error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.

Fifty-seven percent said they believe the March 2003 invasion of Iraq was a mistake, near September's record high of 59 percent. That question had a sampling error of plus or minus 4.5 points.

Bush's approval rating of 36 percent is the lowest mark of his presidency in a Gallup poll, falling a percentage point below the 37 percent approval he scored in November. The previous CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll, conducted February 28-March 1, put his job approval at 38 percent.

Sixty percent ofthose surveyed in the latest poll said they disapproved of his performance in office, the same figure as in the last poll.

Certain about Iraq
The poll found Bush's fortunes are tied to Iraq, where more than 2,300 U.S. troops have been killed.

Two-thirdsof those surveyed told pollsters that history will remember Bush most for the March 2003 invasion that toppled Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein and the battle against a persistent insurgency that followed the Hussein regime's collapse.

Bush launched his latest effort to shore up support for the war Monday, accusing Iran of providing explosives used to attack American troops and telling an audience at George Washington University that U.S. forces were "making progress" against insurgents.

He also praised Iraqis for averting civil war despite the sectarian violence that came after February's bombing of the al-Askariya mosque in Samarra, a revered Shiite Muslim shrine.

"The situation in Iraq is still tense, and we're still seeing acts of sectarian violence and reprisal," Bush said. "Yet out of this crisis, we've also seen signs of a hopeful future."

With congressional elections approaching, public discontent with the war appeared to be taking a toll on Bush's fellow Republicans.

Only 32 percent polled over the weekend said they thought Bush had a clear plan for handling the situation in Iraq, while 67 percent said he did not.

Only 25 percent said Democrats had a clear plan -- but 48 percent said Democrats would do a better job managing the issue, while 40 percent favored Republicans.

Democrats enjoy lead
Those figures, along with weakened support for GOP handling of the battle against terrorism, have given Democrats a 16 percentage point lead over Republicans when registered voters are asked which party they will support in November.

Democrats drew the support of 55 percent of the registered voters questioned, while 39 percent said they would be voting Republican in the fall. That question had a sampling error of plus or minus 4.5 percentage points.

Republicans held a 4-point advantage over Democrats on dealing with terrorism, 45 to 41 percent. And despite increasing optimism about economic conditions, Democrats held a strong lead over the GOP, 53-38 percent, when asked which party would better manage the economy.

To make the case for war, Bush and other top officials said the invasion of Iraq was necessary to strip the country of illicit stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction. U.S. inspectors later concluded that Iraq had dismantled its weapons programs under U.N. sanctions in the 1990s, though it had concealed some weapons-related research from the United Nations.

The latest poll found 51 percent of Americans believed the administration deliberately misled the public about whether Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, while 46 percent disagreed. That question had a sampling error of 4.5 percentage points as well.

#2606
[h3]VW + Google = Google Earth nav system for cars
[/h3][img]http://www.boingboing.net/images/googlevwmap.jpg" align="left" border="0" height="177" width="300"] [br clear="all"][/p]Frickin' cool. Auto maker Volkswagen teamed up with Google to develop a new in-car navigation system with a touch-screen display, linked to Google Earth for 3D maps and realtime traffic data. This beats the snot out of most of the in-car nav systems I've seen. [span style="text-decoration: underline;"]

[/span][a href="http://www.automotoportal.com/article/Volkswagen_and_Google_develop_revolutionary_navigation_system"]Link to story[/a][span style="text-decoration: underline;"]

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#2607
The MIT Technology review reports that a lab at UC Santa Barbara has [a href="http://www.technologyreview.com/BioTech/wtr_16580,306,p1.html"]created a cocaine-sensitive biosensor [/a]by attaching a special type of DNA called an aptamer to a gold electrode. When cocaine is present, the aptamer tightly 'grabs' onto a cocaine molecule and bends so that a metal tag can touch the gold surface, which completes a circuit and triggers the detector.

[a href="http://www.technologyreview.com/BioTech/wtr_16580,306,p1.html"]http://www.technologyreview.com/BioTech/wtr_16580,306,p1.html[/a]
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(When asked if the device could register false positives, the researchers responded, "She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine!")
#2608
[h3]Rubber skulls with bulging eyes filled with crawling bloody roaches    
 [/h3] [img]http://craphound.com/images/horrorballworms.jpg" align="left" height="165" width="237"]The HorrorBall is hands-down the grossest toy  ever invented: it's a rubber skull filled with icky things -- worms, roaches, rats,etc -- and fake blood, with stretchy membranes over the eyeballs. When you squeeze them, the eyeballs bulge out into grotesque, distended spheres filled with squirming, blood-spattered crawlies. They're awesome. Available from  [a href="http://www.monstermarketplace.com/Babies/Landing1831a423.html"]MonsterMarketplace.com[/a]
#2609
[h3 style="font-weight: normal;"]I'm not a Quake player, but this looks like it would be cool to fool around with.
 [/h3][h3]Quake III played on one screen made from 24 monitors        [/h3] [img]http://craphound.com/images/24monitorquake.jpg" height="219" width="381"]
Here's a writeup of a Linux lab where they hacked together a game of Quake III played on 24 monitors connected to a cluster of 12 Linux boxen running two monitors each, in a giant six-by-three grid.

[a href="http://plastk.net/blog/index.php?title=quake_3&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1"]Full Story Link[/a]
#2610
The Office of the Solicitor General of the United States has filed a brief with the Supreme Court, taking the side of MercExchange who is [a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060312-6364.html"]in a patent dispute with eBay over eBays "Buy It Now" feature.[/a]

Two lower courts have already upheld MercExchange's patents including finding that eBay had willfully infringed on the "Buy It Now" patent. Later this month the U.S. Supreme Court will hear oral arguments. The Office of Solicitor General is arguing eBay should be barred from using "Buy It Now" due to the decision of two lower courts that upheld MercExchange's patents. eBay is arguing that infringements should not automatically result in injunctions and shutdowns.
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]The really stupid part? The patent in the story covers every single retail outlet in the world.  All of them have "buy it now" prices for their merchandise. (sigh)