[FONT face=Verdana color=#000098 size=2]Fishing or Reading?
[/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#000098][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"]One morning while a couple was on vacation, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts reading her book.
A short while later, a game warden comes along in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
[/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT] [/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT] [/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"][FONT face=Verdana][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"][FONT color=#000098]MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. [/FONT][/DIV][/SPAN][/FONT][/BLOCKQUOTE]
That's excellent 49er. Very good !!!!!!
(when I read the topic, I was going to be a smart alec, and just post...
'Yes you can') heeheeeee
If a man stands alone in a forest, and there's no woman around to tell him.... is he still wrong?
Yes......because every woman KNOWS you should never go into the forest alone. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c007.gif" border=0]
Well that's not uite right. You should never go into the forest with an upright or canister vacuum cleaner.
Go ahead... ask... I darez ya
I'm too afeared.
Witch wrote:
Well that's not uite right. You should never go into the forest with an upright or canister vacuum cleaner.[/DIV] [/DIV]Go ahead... ask... I darez ya[/DIV]
OK I'll bite...........why?
Because, as everyone knows....
Nature abhors a vacuum.
My doctor growing up would always tell me to become friends with the girls in the library.