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Mary Cheney is a lesbian because she doesn't like Dick

Beyond telling him what you think, there's really nothing you can do.  He doesn't sound all that different than a lot of 20 year olds.  I think a lot of people at 20 have no idea what they want to do in life and really, if he wants to "find himself" this is about the best age to do it. 

Living a hard life for a couple of years, by taking the kind of lousy job that's available to high school grads is a good way to motivate yourself into going back to school.

Heya Purelfe!  How the heck are ya?

Work finally slowed down enough for me to post.  Nice to see I'm remembered!

Stevie Cameron = Canadian Nancy Grace

This doesn't exactly fit with the topic but I thought I'd share anyway.  Some of you may see this on billing from Computer technicians.  I've actually billed for this, and I know many other techs have too.

Pebkac error - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

"If you're a Windows Vista user, you're especially susceptible to this attack because of the difficulty in identifying it when using Vista."

If you're running Vista on a notebook, you have my condolences.  That bloatware OS kills most notebooks.

A lot of those seem to have never been played until I voted.  Maybe thats why I call them Bored Games

When Cheny was born, his mother took one look at him and said, "Dick! That kid is a Dick if I ever saw one."

I can't believe how many monsters our corner of the world produces.

In the northwest, including the Vanouver area, we've had Clifford Olsen, The Green River Killer, the Abbotsford Killer, Ted Bundy, Willie Pickton.  Wasn't that beltway sniper guy from Washington as well?  Bellingham I think it was....

Must be something in the rain

 Look!  Its not even out yet and hackers have already permenantly broken the the product activation.

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If you expect guys to strip at your party, you gotta take the lead purelife.

  Also, on a related note, can I come to your office party?  

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That would be an improvement to the ones here. They smell like stinky people and urine.

  You're doing it wrong.  If you smell urine, you have to lick the bus shelter first, then sniff.
 

A friend of mine actaully said this once when he was playing wingman for me and was unhappy with the girl he ended up with.

  After several minutes of chatting with these two girls the introductions started.  When it came to my friend, he says, "My name is John Smith (used actual name), have you heard of me?"

  They said no.  He replies, "Thats weird, I just moved to the area and I thought they were supposed to alert the community when a sex offender moves in"

  The girl I was talking to realized he was kidding and actually thought it was funny but her friend did not and we both ended up leaving without the girl but laughing all the way home.

I can't stand that bitch!  As sad as I am for the family of the woman who commit sucide, I can't help but hope that the good in this is that it ends the carreer of Nancy "bitchface" Grace.

  The fact that she has a show magnifies how far CNN and broadcast news in general has fallen from reporting news and gone toward sensationalistic bullshit.  

This summer I got new Mastercard.  I activated it and forgot to sign it.  

  I went to the mall later that day and forgot my wallet but I had the card in my pocket still, so when I got to the cashier, I had nothing else to pay with.  The girl tells me she can't accept the card without ID because its not signed.  

  As much as this was a pain in the ass for me, I knew she was jsut doing her job, so I left.  Then I got an idea.  I borrowed a pen from the lotto booth, signed the card and got back in the same check-out line and once again presented the same card to the same cashier.  This time she see's that my card was signed and no photo ID required.  

  I have rarely been asked to provide photo ID with my card unless I was making a fairly large purchase on it.  Makes you wonder what the point is.