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Hey Purelife I'm at the Library, 3rd floor and I'm naked.  Which one of the people pointing and laughing is you?

* flirty comment*

Jeez I'm not even trying anymore

Purelife, you're making blood rush to my....cheeks.

purelife wrote:
I'm thinking if Raver wants to meet for some one-on-one "demonstrations."  

Anytime, anyplace sweet thang

purelife wrote:
Is Raver flexible?

Not really but I'll bend to the point of breaking for you, purelife.  

I'm a pretty big guy.  I've cried when watching movies alone if they are particularily touching, but not usually if there's someone else around.

- Little Miss Sunshine was the most recent to get to me.  The "am I beautiful" scene with the little girl and her grandpa in particular
- Saving Private Ryan really gets me, probably because my grandfather was there at Normandy

I'm sure there's more but those two really stand out for me.

EDIT:  I also cry every time a Tim Allen movie is released but thats more of a weeping for humanity kinda thing.

kingy wrote:
erin grey = hawt!  how about the old wonder women show?

I remember that one fondly.  Even as a child I was somewhat pervy.  When Wonder Woman would get changed behind something, I would look at the back of the TV in hopes of seeing something.  Damn she was pretty!

Do sperm get lost and ask for directions if it turns out to be a blow job?

tenkani wrote:
Do they just slip your pizzas in under the door?  

Are you kidding me?  Everyone knows that terrorists are working in conjunction with fast food companies to make us fat and unable to fight back.  I only eat the preserves from my bomb shelter in the basement.  

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put my tinfoil hat back on to prevent the government from reading my thoughts.

I used to love Buck Rodgers and the Old school Battlestar Gallactica until I saw re-runs on the scifi channel recently.  I can't believe I watched that crap.

Buck Rodgers actually had Gary Colman as the president of some super genius race.  WTF???

Sportsdude wrote:
Then again thats the media's fault.  Every week there is a story on the news about some reporter going to a local store saying terrorists could easily put something in your shampoo bottle. lol.  The media's made people think that there is a terrorist at every corner in the country wanting to kill you.   

I probably run panicing in the streets but my house is completely sealed with duct tape from the Anthax scares of 01/02, so I can't get out.

I refuse to eat pork because it tastes just like human....err so I've heard

Once again, proof that honesty pays, but not nearly as much as crime.

FINALLY!!!  Someone is backing me up.  I've been laughing at people for buying bottled water for years.  The tap water in Burnaby tastes exactly like Dasani.

P.C. wrote:
...but I think any religious beliefs should take a back seat to life

Not to single you out P.C., but I just wanted to make a point and this is a handy quote.

JW's believe that when you die, there is nothing.  Then when judgement day arrives, the faithful are resurrected to live forever in Paradise (like the Garden of Eden).  The unfaithful are resurrected, judged and then destroyed. 

Taking in blood is a mortal sin to them and by allowing their children to live a few more years now, they may be sacrificing eternity, (assuming that their beliefs could be correct).

To go one step further, remember Terry Schivo?  It was the religious nutballs keeping her alive.  By all accounts, she was not even a religious person, when she was able to conciously be one.

Personally, I'm not sure what I would have done if I was the doctor in either case.