Here's a place to trade all you favorite Simpsons lines. Identify it if you want or let others do it. Fun for the whole DS family.
"Huh huh. Some ice cream gettin' dude is gonna see this and it's gonna blow his mind!"
Homer: "We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget -- we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup."
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is?
Homer: (sarcastically) No, I do not know what Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because I'm dying to know!
Lisa: It's a German term for 'shameful joy', taking pleasure in the suffering of others.
Homer: Oh, come on Lisa. I'm just glad to see him fall flat on his butt!
[FONT size=4][FONT face=Verdana]Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa![/FONT][/FONT]
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Ok I have to say that this is going to be one of my favs.....(Homer) Hello, (Patti) is Marge there...(Homer) can I tell her who calling (Patti) Marge please...
Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught 'im.
Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich.
Otto...HEY MAMA WHERES MY FRIES...........
Homer: What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here, anyway.
HOMER...everyones stupid but me....
[TABLE border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD vAlign=top noWrap align=right][FONT face=verdana size=2]Homer:[/FONT][/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD][FONT face=verdana size=2]If I don't have the remote, I can just get up and change the channel.[/FONT][/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [TD][FONT face=verdana size=2][Homer moans and gasps.][/FONT][/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD vAlign=top noWrap align=right][FONT face=verdana size=2]Homer:[/FONT][/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD][FONT face=verdana size=2]Wait a minute. I'll do what Flanders does.[/FONT][/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [TD][FONT face=verdana size=2][Homer prays.][/FONT][/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD vAlign=top noWrap align=right][FONT face=verdana size=2]Homer:[/FONT][/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD][FONT face=verdana size=2]O merciful god, who has blessed mankind with two kinds of clam chowder, please help me find the remote.[/FONT][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]
" Hello, I'm here to pick up a package"
" Name?"
"I'm Mr. Burns"
'Last name.?"
"I don't know"
Otto to Homer after Marge leaves the room
"Dude! Your Mom is hot"
Thank you...Come again....(Apu)
Ralph tarring Homer's roof to prove he likes Lisa, as Homer lounges in hammock...
Ralph Wiggum: Mr. Simpson, these tar fumes are making me dizzy...
Homer (under breathe): Yeah..they will do that....
Everytime I read one of the sayings I start to laugh...man I love that show...Otto I had mustard....
Homer:What do I think of this pie,!? what do I think of this pie!? *walks off singing*
Bart: Should we follow him.?
Marge: I'm on vacation
Homer...can you open the window the police have daddys fingerprints on file....
Homer: Remember when daddy hit the referee with the beer bottle..remember?
Lisa: *sniffle*..yeah...
Homer: Oh I'm crazy.............Crazy like a FOX!
Homer: Oh yeah, You want me come and get me.!
Mo: Get him! " Mormons run after him"
Homer- D'oh "runs to a limo and throw a dead body out of the drivers seat, looks in the back* Ah! A Coffin.
Homer in the house with his family, and theres a knock at the door.
Homer: That better not be the Mormons.
oh man I am laughing now...everyone in the office keeps looking at me...I love this...
ohhhh the land of chhhhooooolet....
Homer gets off the phone with lisa. Sitting with Lenny and Carl.
Carl points to his hat: So, ah aren't you guys gonna ask me about the hat.?
Homer and Lenny: Hey, where did you get that hat.?
Carl looks surprised: What, this old thing.? I got it at the museum.
Homer: Lisa's gone there. *laughs* She wanted to take a taxi But I made her take the bus.
Lenny: Homer, you sent your little girl on the bus all by herself.?
Homer: No, But you don't know Lisa. She's so smart they hooked her up to a computer to see if she could teach it some thing, and it exploaded!
Carl: That ah, didn;t acually happen, did it.?
Homer: Yes...... But now I have to leave for some totally unrelated reason.*gets up and runs off* Lisa!
[FONT color=#c00000]Moe is taking a lie detector test[/FONT]
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Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] _A_ date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] Sears catalog. [ding] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]
Ohhhh my heart stopped...oh there it goes (Barnie) hahahah
Marge: It took the kids all day to find Canada on a map.
Homer: Well can you blame them? With Canada tucked away all down there..
Bart..a large North American Ape
Homer...Me so hungeyyyy
Sidewhow Bob:
"Die Bart, Die! ....It's German for "The Bart, The".
[font style="background-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 0);" size="7"] WOO HOO, TOP! [/font]
BOB come rub my feet.....(Selma on her honeymoon)
[FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=2]Principal Skinner: "Pull, Willie!"
Groundskeeper Willie: "I'm doin' all the pullin', ya blouse-wearin' poodle-walker!"[/FONT]
A worker in 1909: You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!
Burns's grandfather: The Japanese? Those sandal wearing, goldfish tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!
Moe: "Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?"
Barney: "Maybe your standards are too high!"
Moe: You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
"I was saying boo-urns" - Hans Moleman
We got Beets...(Lisa)
Smithers I want my tea....ohhhh toooo hot (Mr. Burns)
Homer: bahahahhaha He dropped his notes.!
I want to go to Mt Splashmore take me there now...NOW NOW NOW...
dad can we go to Mt Splashmore...dad can we go to Mt Splashmore....dad can we go to Mt Splashmore...
Man I love this thread....
Lisa drink the water....I am the lizard queen....
Hello, my name is...eh, Snrub! And I come from...far away. Yes, that'll do
[H3]Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named.....Joey Jo Jo.....Junior.....Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
[FONT size=3] [Man runs out of the bar sobbing.][/FONT]
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo! [/H3]
K'av Kalash. No bowl! Stick! STICK!
Woo Hoo! Top!
Good news everybody! You don't have to eat meat, I made enough gazpacho for everybody!
[LI]Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead, how I've missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying. [/LI]
After Apu loses his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, he and Homer head to the Kwik-E-Mart head office in India. Once they reach there they meet up with the head of Kwik-E-Mart, a man in a white building drinking a Squishee, labeled as "The Master Knows All (except combination to safe).
Master: You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That's great, because all I need is one.
Homer: (interrupting) Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Master: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Master: Yes.
Homer: You?
Master: Yes, I hope this has been enlightening for you.
Apu: Mister Simpson! I would ask that you please pay for your purchases, get out of my store, and come again!
Bart to Otto...he called you a sponge...
Homer
(pig rolls into highway) It's just speeding its still good, its still good.
(pig falls in water.) Its just a little washed up its still good, its still good.
(goes into dam turbine, and explodes into the air) It's just a little airborne its still good, its still good.
Bart Its gone dad
Homer I know
Homer....when he was watching the movie with Marge....Whad that guy say when I said whad that guy say
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
[FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Homer (praying): "Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy bidding will be done (munch munch munch)."[/FONT]
[FONT size=4][FONT color=#000099]Homer: "That's fine for you Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove!"[/FONT]
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Ranier Wolfcastle:
"Now get over to the Abdominator and I will chant slogans at you."
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
"That's just make believe like fairies, and elves, and eskimos."
-Homer
D'OH!!!
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