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Title: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 11:44
OK so like P.C's question topic, i am going to have a riddle topic.

  first riddle: there is somthing really special about this up coming paragraph:

  This is a unusual paragraph. Im curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nouthing was wrong with it! In fact, nouthing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find it! Try to do it without any coaching.

    What is unusual about that paragrapgh?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 11:49
Great topic nhl !

  I noticed immediately.  No E's !
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 11:53
[P align=center]ah PC, i was hoping that question would last more then 5 minutes lol anywayz good job!!

as a reward you get a NOBEL PRIZE

 [P align=center]

 [P align=center](http://professorgeradin.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/11/buchanan_nobel_front.jpg)

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 11:57
kk so next riddle:

 A horse was tied to a five meter rope, six meters away from  it was a bail of hay. Without breaking the rope, the horse got to the hay. How is that possible?

   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 11:59
 nhl367 wrote:
kk so next riddle:[/p] A horse was tied to a five meter rope, six meters away from  it was a bail of hay. Without breaking the rope, the horse got to the hay. How is that possible?[/p]
[/p]the other end of the rope wasn't tied to anything?
[/p]

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:06
[P align=center]Good job van guy!

ur reward is a horse!...


 [P align=center](http://www.historyforkids.org/learn/greeks/religion/pictures/horse.jpg)


 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:08
 nhl367 wrote:
[p style="font-style: italic;" align="center"]Good job van guy!

ur reward is a horse!...[/p][p align="center"]
[/p][p style="text-align: left;"]my very own horse???? wow -
[/p][p style="text-align: left;"]I will have to remember to tie the other end of the rope to something else it will run away.
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[/p]
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:09
kk heres a hard riddle:

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?





   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:11
 nhl367 wrote:
kk heres a hard riddle:

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

he landed on the fire escape??





 

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:12
nice try but no  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:13
 nhl367 wrote:
nice try but no  

there was another building very near it with 22 stories also?
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:14
 the building was in space and with no gravity he fell extremely softly to the "ground" below
 
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 12:16
 [P align=center][img style="WIDTH: 102px; HEIGHT: 89px" height=269 src="http://professorgeradin.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/11/buchanan_nobel_front.jpg" width=154]

 [P align=center]

 [P align=center]Hey Thanks nhl.

 [P align=center]

 [P align=center]He was staring through the soot-smeared window from the outside ?

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:19
 I think you just won the dirty window award.

which i guess is better than the dirty widow award...

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 12:20
I bet I get some Windex. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/2.gif)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:31
the question his how did he survive the fall? he was outside, the window.but how did he survive?    
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 12:32
Because he jumped from the outside IN ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:34
[P align=center]there we go!

GOOD JOB PC!!

ur reward, as u requested is infact windex!

 [P align=center]

 [P align=center]soo many colours :)

 [DIV align=center](http://www.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/31/us/windex_span.jpg)[/DIV]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 12:35
Yeayyyyyyy !  Green Windex.....I love it !  Thanks nhl. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:37
  nhl367 wrote:
[p align="center"]there we go!

GOOD JOB PC!!

ur reward, as u requested is infact windex![/p] [p align="center"] [/p] [p align="center"]soo many colours :)[/p] [div align="center"](http://www.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/31/us/windex_span.jpg)

[div style="text-align: left;"]no drip windex???

I know some women who would like to see that functionality in their men rather than their window cleaner ...
[/div][/div]
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:39
lol van guy

next riddle:

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of california??  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 12:42
Oh oh.....this one's too easy.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:44
it is a yes or no question, but u cant just say yes or no u have to explain why:)  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:45
  nhl367 wrote:
lol van guy

next riddle:

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of california??

if he has a widow that means he is dead.


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Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:47
so yes or no? lol    you got the explaining part but not the answer (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/3.gif)  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:50
pc can take this away....PC?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 12:52
(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Word_Negative/9.gif)                                  .
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:53
 P.C. wrote:
(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Word_Negative/9.gif)                                  .NHL is a toughie isn't he?

I gotta go and wash the car - later gaters ...
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 12:55
[P align=center]lol! umm ill still give it to vanguy though GOOD JOB VAN GUY

as ur reward  

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 [P align=center]this widow

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 [P align=center][img alt="" src="http://www.therealcuba.com/Castros%20widow.JPG[/img]

Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 12:58
Thnks nhl - i was expecting her to be a bit dirtier ...


[img alt="" src="http://www.therealcuba.com/Castros%20widow.JPG[/img]


 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 12:59
EEEK !  She's quite creepy !
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 01:00
ill give you the riddle then ill go

RIDDLE:

If you only had one match and entered a room in which there was a wood buring stove, an oil burner, and a kerosene lamp which one would you light first?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Gopher on Mar 12 09 01:02
 The match  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 01:03
The match. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/k055.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 01:16
[P align=center]CONGRATZ GOPHER

as a reward a life suply of matches

 [P align=center]

 [P align=center](http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06yrgyk14vasX/340x.jpg)

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 01:17
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 feet 10 inches. what does he weigh?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 02:42
Meat ?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 02:53
[P align=center]aww...

GOOD JOB PC
ur reward is...meat. lol

 [DIV align=center][img id=karmaImage onclick=captured(); height=72 src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/pig_r.gif" width=68 border=0 name=karmaImage]

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center]wait its the karma piggy !!!![/DIV]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 02:57
k heres one that u might not get right off the bat.

Betty signals to the headwaiter in a restaurant and says "there is a fly in my tea" The waiter says "No problem, madam. i will bring a fresh cup of tea." A few minutes later Betty shouts  "get the manager! this is the same cup of tea!"

how did she know?    
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 03:01
  Umm.  Why did the waiter bring her fresh tea, when the fly was in her soup ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 07:06
P.C. wrote:
   Umm.  Why did the waiter bring her fresh tea, when the fly was in her soup ?

  umm wouldnt u want a new cup of tea if u found out there was a fly in it! thats disgusting!
   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 12 09 07:09
oh i get wat ur saying now i made a little error, its fly in my tea not soup :)  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 08:11
Oh....ok.  I'll put my thinking cap on again. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 12 09 08:17
There was still a fly in it ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 12 09 08:46
 P.C. wrote:
There was still a fly in it ?
 she had left he dentures in the first returned cup of tea?
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 13 09 06:17
good guesing but no to both  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Gopher on Mar 13 09 11:58
The fly had been removed but the tea was cold  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 13 09 12:00
no but nice try Clue: the tea was still HOT  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 14 09 05:50
anyone?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 14 09 09:34
 nhl367 wrote:
anyone?

she had already put sugar or milk in it ...



 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: sweet on Mar 15 09 08:03
Just sugar
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 15 09 11:01
[DIV align=center](http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Word_Positive/7.gif) CONGRATZ VAN GUY (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Word_Positive/7.gif)

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center]This IsYour 3rd time winning!!


[DIV align=center]In return Is this Fly in a ice cube prank.

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center] (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/3123533315_727fa871ca.jpg)[/DIV]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 15 09 11:04
What is it, that no man wants to have, but no man wants to lose?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 15 09 10:11
A small penis ? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 06:53
   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 08:59
Yipes....I know.  I didn't mean to be pervy....it's just the most logical answer I could come up with.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 09:23
   
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 09:50
Please let it be right, please let it be right, please let it be right. [img height=20 src="http://www.pogo.com/images/chat/scared.gif" width=20 border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 09:59
   
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 10:06
(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/9.gif)                                                                                                                  .
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Gopher on Mar 16 09 11:55
Facial hair  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 16 09 12:59
LOl PC no where near the right answer...:)

and nice try gopher but it is incorrect.  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 16 09 01:01
Question (same one):

What is it, that no man wants to have, but no man wants to lose?
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    HAHAHAHAHA lol i had to show that ...thought it was funny.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 02:00
     
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 02:29
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a090.gif" border=0]                                                                                                         .

  I...I.....well I.......umm.......I apologize.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 16 09 03:33
lol no problem PC(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/5.gif)  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 03:40
You have to admit....it does make sense.  Maybe. Kind of.   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c018.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 07:54
         
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 16 09 08:10
lol michel lets hope not  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 08:25
I humbly withdraw from answering this riddle. [img onclick="selecte('blush.gif');" alt=emoticon src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/blehnet/blush.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 08:26
   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 16 09 08:42
 a J-O-B ??
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 08:51
       
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 09:01
I can't ?  But....but....the answer is blowing in it. [img height=20 src="http://www.pogo.com/images/chat/stare.gif" width=20 border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 16 09 09:13
AH VERY good van guy, but still incorrect.

 

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 16 09 09:14
is..blowing ur answer pc?...cuz if so u are wrong  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 16 09 09:15
 nhl367 wrote:
[p style="font-style: italic;"]AH VERY good van guy, but still incorrect.[/p]
[/p]Damn i thought i had that one ---
[/p]  [/p]
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 09:15
NO....that's not my answer !!!!!  (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/1.gif)  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 09:17
   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 09:54
I don't see any more good guesses.  (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/5.gif)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 16 09 09:56
   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 16 09 10:01
  P.C. wrote:
I don't see any more good guesses.  [img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/5.gif[/img]

NHL I fear you have stumped the bravest, brightest, of us ...

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 10:01
I thought I was good at it, until I learned otherwise. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)    
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 10:02
I have another answer....but I'm afeared.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 16 09 10:05
 P.C. wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]I have another answer....but I'm afeared.[/div]
I don't think it is a large penis - we all want one.  well except thos of us with a HUGE penis then we wouldn't want a large penis ...
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 16 09 10:17
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]                                                                                                 .
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Orik on Mar 17 09 12:34


tough one

 a bald head

a job

 a wife

and what i need to work on

My Temper

Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 17 09 01:07
Bald head would have been my next guess.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 17 09 01:47
very good guesing orik but sadly incorrect.

and a large penis is incorrect also...  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 17 09 06:27
What about getting sued ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 17 09 06:37
His youth ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 17 09 08:49
[DIV align=center]WE FINALLY HAVE A WINNER DING DING DING

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center]CONGRATZ PC

[DIV align=center]this is PC's 4th win!

[DIV align=center]The answer was a lawsuit

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[DIV align=center]In return u earned, money:)

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center](http://www.spillingcoffee.com/images/blogcash.jpg)[/DIV]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 17 09 08:52
(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/2.gif)   Hey THANKS nhl !!!  I could use a few of those !!!!
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 17 09 09:18
How do you divide 17 apples amoung 16 people?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 17 09 09:24
   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 17 09 09:28
lol

  You don't have one for yourself ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 17 09 09:29
OOO OOO OOO.....I got it !  Make applesauce ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 17 09 09:32
   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 17 09 09:42
Compote de pommes.  Ya ...ya....that's IT !  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 17 09 09:50
   
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 18 09 10:03
[DIV align=center]AH smart PC stumps me agian!

[DIV align=center]GOOD JOB PC

[DIV align=center]This is PCs 5th Win

[DIV align=center]PC is in 1st place.

[DIV align=center]OUR TOP RIDDLER!!!!

[DIV align=center]in return i give u some left over apple sauce:)

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center](http://www.emergencymre.com/files/2303724/uploaded/Applesauce.jpg)

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center] [/DIV]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 18 09 02:11
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 18 09 04:45
Rats.  I have to disqualify myself from this one, as I know this riddle.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 20 09 08:45
 nhl367 wrote:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

These have become significantly harder!!

 
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 20 09 09:16
That nhl is a cheeky little monkey.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 20 09 09:18
Oh....and being as I have disqualified myself, I'll take the liberty of offering a few pointers.

  Start out with the first part of the riddle on its own.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 20 09 12:58
PC by the end of the day, if this riddle is unriddled then you can answer it  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 20 09 01:35
Hey thanks nhl ! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a035.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 20 09 03:33
 P.C. wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Oh....and being as I have disqualified myself, I'll take the liberty of offering a few pointers.[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] Start out with the first part of the riddle on its own.

that seems helpful - should we then go to the second part of the riddle??? (//forums/richedit/smileys/10.gif)

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 20 09 04:16
LOL.....wise guy.  

Let's just say...the answer could be realized by the first part only....but will be supported (or not) by the second part.

    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 20 09 05:55
LOL
1 HOUR AND 6 MINUTES LEFT UNTL PC CAN ANSWER    
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 20 09 07:35
(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/3.gif)   Ok....here's a clue.  If I 'win'.....I don't want it.  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 20 09 07:53
As if it isn't quiet enough in here on a regular basis, Fridays are even slower, nhl.  [img onclick="selecte('eh.gif');" alt=emoticon src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/blehnet/eh.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 20 09 09:54
 P.C. wrote:
As if it isn't quiet enough in here on a regular basis, Fridays are even slower, nhl.  [img style="font-style: italic;" onclick="selecte('eh.gif');" alt="emoticon" src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/blehnet/eh.gif[/img]

you mean people actually go out and do things on friday???



 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 20 09 09:56
 nhl367 wrote:
LOL
1 HOUR AND 6 MINUTES LEFT UNTL PC CAN ANSWER

Still stumped ...


 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 20 09 10:10
you mean people actually go out and do things on friday???

    I was wondering the same thing.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/n020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 09 11:01
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a072.gif" border=0]                                                                              .  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 21 09 11:02
Lol wellz pc havnt answerd yet so i guess she wants somone else to at least TRY *cough* van guy *cough* (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)      
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 09 11:06
That is my answer.  (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 21 09 02:04
 [img style="" src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a072.gif[/img]    ha! of course I get it now.  [img style="" src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a072.gif[/img]  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 22 09 02:49
[DIV align=center]~CONGRATZ PC~

[DIV align=center]THIS IS PC'S 6TH WIN

[DIV align=center]PC IS IN 1ST PLACE!
OUR TOPRIDDLER

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center]PRIZE: A CASKET

[DIV align=center](http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/810223L.jpg)


 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 22 09 02:55
A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 09 02:56
nhl.  Did you miss this post ?

    (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/3.gif)   Ok....here's a clue.  If I 'win'.....I don't want it.  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 09 02:57
Because he kills them next ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 22 09 03:32
nope(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/6.gif)  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Orik on Mar 22 09 04:36
 it's a play
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 22 09 06:10
no, but nice try orik  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 22 09 06:57
             
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 09 08:13
That was my next guess. [img onclick="selecte('stern.gif');" alt=emoticon src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/blehnet/stern.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 22 09 08:33
 A girl was 8 years old on her first birthday - how could this be ???

(warning this is a tough one)
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 09 08:46
We're pretty confident that Michel is correct ?

    Ok....hmm.  8 years old on first birthday.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/8.gif)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 22 09 08:49
 P.C. wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]We're pretty confident that Michel is correct ?[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] (//richedit/smileys/8.gif)[/div] Ok....hmm.  8 years old on first birthday.

yeah i read his response and it sounded pretty good so i googled it and he was right.

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 09 08:50
Was there ever a time when we skipped a leap year ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 22 09 10:03
 P.C. wrote:
Was there ever a time when we skipped a leap year ?

yup

the year 1900.only centuries divisible by 400 are leap years!!

(http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/birthday-cake-743270.jpg)



 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 09 10:25
So that's the answer ?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 23 09 05:30
[P align=center][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #0080ff"]~CONGRATZ MICHEL~[/FONT]

 [P align=center][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #0080ff"]~this is Michel's first win~[/FONT]

 [P align=center][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #0080ff"]Our last place riddler![/FONT]

 [P align=center][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #0080ff"]YOUR PRIZE IS....a trophy?[/FONT]

 [P align=center](http://guidesmedia.ign.com/Colin/Blog/platinum.jpg)

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Mar 23 09 06:59
           
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 23 09 07:41
the mother was in labor for 8 years?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 23 09 08:50
 P.C. wrote:
So that's the answer ?

yeah you take the cake!! so to speak

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on Mar 24 09 05:33
so pc won?    
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 24 09 09:35
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/g015.gif" border=0]                                                                                                                  .
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 24 09 10:51
 nhl367 wrote:
so pc won?  

Yeah I think she came close enuf !

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 24 09 10:52
 P.C. wrote:
[img style="cursor: pointer;" onclick="url(this.src);" src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/g015.gif[/img]                          

Is this your "happy dance"                                                                                       .
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Russ on Mar 24 09 11:13
shhh.. she's in her 'happy place'


congrats pc!
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 24 09 11:34
I AM in my happy place.  I kinda like riddles.  They involve wonky logic....which seems to be my specialty.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: lazy nhl367 on Mar 28 09 02:03
sorry i havnt put up a riddle i havnt been feeling well :(

 

 I start with the letter e, and end with the letter e, I contain only 1 letter, and its not the letter e.

 what am i?

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 28 09 02:55
Awww.  Sorry to hear you're not feeling well nhl.  Hope you're better soon.  Here is some nice chicken soup to make you strong.

  [img style="WIDTH: 341px; HEIGHT: 211px" height=222 src="http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/07/02/19_soup_lg.jpg" width=372]

    ok.  Answer to riddle could be EYE ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 28 09 05:31
 lazy nhl367 wrote:
sorry i havnt put up a riddle i havnt been feeling well :([/p]  [/p] I start with the letter e, and end with the letter e, I contain only 1 letter, and its not the letter e.[/p] what am i?[/p]
[/p]ha ha an envelope!!
[/p]
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 28 09 05:33
OMG....That's GOT to be it !!!!!  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 29 09 06:17
 P.C. wrote:
OMG....That's GOT to be it !!!!!

I'm in my happy place

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 30 09 07:44
ok  I'm going to post a new riddle ...
 
 A boy was going out on his first date ever ...
 Since he had never embraced a girl before he wanted to make sure he didn't screw up - so he went to the library and took out a bookentitled How to Hug
 He took it home and read it but was dissapointed.
 
 It gave him no useful advice at all ... why not??
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 30 09 09:03
Because he had no arms ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 30 09 09:16
 P.C. wrote:
Because he had no arms ?

nope he had arms

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 30 09 09:29
The girl didn't show up ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 30 09 09:31
P.C. wrote:
The girl didn't show up ?
 
 you are pretty cold - think about the book!
 
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Mar 30 09 09:36
I knew that was a pathetic guess. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)

      ok...(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Thinking/2.gif)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 30 09 10:01
P.C. wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]I knew that was a pathetic guess. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif) [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] ok...[img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Thinking/2.gif[/img]
 
 it's all about the book
 
 
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: sick and lazy nhl on Mar 31 09 01:58
the Auther has never huged a person before? [img id=karmaImage onclick=captured(); height=72 src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/pig_r.gif" width=68 border=0 name=karmaImage]

  good job van guy u got the answer on the other ridde.

  sorry no prize and fancy writing.\

  but u are in second place with 4 correct answers.

  you are in second place!

  you are one answer behind first place wich is PC
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 31 09 02:06
  the Auther has never huged a person before? [div style="font-style: italic;"][img id="karmaImage" onclick="captured();" src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/pig_r.gif" name="karmaImage" width="68" border="0" height="72"][/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]good job van guy u got the answer on the other ridde.[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]but u are in second place with 4 correct answers. [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]you are in second place![/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] you are one answer behind first place wich is PC

No, I'm pretty sure the authors have hugged before.

Thanks for the swine. Hope you are feeling better soon.

I'm happy to be behind PC.



 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: lazy nhl367 on Mar 31 09 06:28
The book was blank? lol  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Mar 31 09 09:59
 lazy nhl367 wrote:
The book was blank? lol

Nope pages of the book were filled with information - but ...

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: i need to sign in nhl367 on Apr 01 09 05:27
not the correct information?      
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Apr 01 09 09:57
 i need to sign in nhl367 wrote:
not the correct information?  

you are getting warmer ...
lots and lots of information but definitely NOT the right information.


 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Apr 01 09 10:29
Could part of the title of the book been obscured ?  Like maybe a book about Howard T Hughes ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Apr 01 09 02:23
P.C. wrote:
 Could part of the title of the book been obscured ?  Like maybe a book about Howard T Hughes ?

  No but you are pretty warm - the title of the book was "How to Hug" but what kind of book was it??

Lots of information ...
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Apr 01 09 02:26
Could it be an encyclopedia ?

  edit:  A volume of an encyclopedia.  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Michel on Apr 01 09 02:59
         
 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Apr 01 09 08:07
 P.C. wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Could it be an encyclopedia ?[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] edit:  A [strong style="font-style: italic;"]volume[/b] of an encyclopedia.

(http://nowsourcing.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/encyclopedia.jpg)

Wahoooooooo !!!  Excellent deduction my dear Watson.


 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Apr 01 09 09:50
Yeayyyy.  That was a good one.  I like lateral thinking puzzles, but often the answers need more explanation than the question.  (I don't like those ones....lol)  Did you make that one up ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Apr 01 09 09:56
 P.C. wrote:
Yeayyyy.  That was a good one.  I like lateral thinking puzzles, but often the answers need more explanation than the question.  (I don't like those ones....lol)  Did you make that one up ?

No my 10 yr old has a book of lateral thinking puzzles ... I liked that one ...

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Apr 01 09 10:01
I have a couple good ones....but I have to think through the details as I only 'sort of' remember them.  Wording is key in lateral thinking puzzles, so I don't want to screw it up.  I'll try an remember them.

Tomorrow.  (http://i41.tinypic.com/2m5cr3l.jpg)
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: van_guy on Apr 01 09 10:09
 P.C. wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]I have a couple good ones....but I have to think through the details as I only 'sort of' remember them.  Wording is key in lateral thinking puzzles, so I don't want to screw it up.  I'll try an remember them.[/div] Tomorrow.  [img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2m5cr3l.jpg"]

Allright - off to bed with you ...

 
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: 49er on Jun 27 09 11:40
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 09 04:25
Gotta be a last name ?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: 49er on Jun 30 09 02:45
P.C. wrote:
Gotta be a last name ?[/DIV]
   YES
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: nhl367 on May 26 11 06:28
its sunday and a woman reports her husband murdered. an investigator  comes and interviews the house hold (there is a maid, pool boy, personal  trainer, cook, and butler.) each gives what they were doing that the  time of the murder, the maid was getting the mail, the pool boy was  cleaning the pool, the personal trainer was working out, the cook was  cooking in the living room butler was dusting the living room... the  investigator instantly knew who did it and arrested the culprit. who was  it and how did he know?  
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Gopher on May 26 11 09:44
The woman who reported it, she was the only one who didn't account for her whereabouts.
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: DDD on May 30 11 11:17
the woman as she does all those things like a good wife should.............lol
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: Isis on Jun 03 11 08:49
The Maid...it was Sunday...who gets mail on Sundays?
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: TehBorken on Jun 06 11 07:15
 A guy bet his neighbor $100 dollars that his dog could jump higher than a  house.
Thinking this was impossible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
 Why did he lose the bet?

[a  href="http://riddlesandjokes.com/riddles.php?cur=35&keyword=&max=25&rank=&args=+ORDER+BY+rank+"]The Answer Please[/a]
         
Title: Re: riddles anyone?
Post by: DDD on Jun 06 11 10:26
Houce don't jump

  Just like what is heaver a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers