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TehBorken wrote:
Hmmmmm

[img style="WIDTH: 184px; HEIGHT: 184px" src="http://www.alcohol.org.nz/Images/CampaignsIndex/Under18s.gif"]

 Reminds me to call the optometrist to have my eyes checked

JJ wrote:
 Sounds like a great idea where do you find a dwarf lime?[/DIV][/DIV]
 it was years ago.....but I thing from Home Depot

Sportsdude wrote:
Then at the same time, this is the time to get involved, get active, become a more well rounded individual. (depending on the faculty you'll have more time then others. Engineers for example on average have really no free time) Just getting good marks in Arts doesn't really cut it anymore. If 50 people apply for 5 spots in grad school with the same grades, you've got to stand out from the others.


you are correct....post graduate admissions will take into account your participations in other activities.  From my experience I found that in my junior and senior years I had more time to participate because the upper division courses were more to my interest/liking and less demanding than the required lower division classes....

 Remember schools can put you academic probation if you're not making the grade but have never heard of any school doing it for non participation in a club or society.

 It's all priorities and time management dude!

 


 

a watermelon

Get a dwarf lime tree in a pot and move it into the garage in the winter.  I have one of these dwarf trees  in my backyard and cover it with a plastic sheet whenever frost is forecasted.....get lime all year long

Sportsdude wrote:
I still think universities could do the first couple of weeks better for the fall term. Nobody's adjusted and to then they throw a bunch of stuff at you, plus job openings, trying to manage the new schedule, running clubs, settling in etc. It seems detrimental to the university experience that is first week or second week for that matter. Nobody has a routine until the 3rd or 4th week and by that time comes the midterms. lol


SD you got to establish your priorities....you are no longer in high school or a junior college.  Demands are higher and competition are stiff in a ranked university.  Is it more important to you to particpate in the university experience by running clubs, etc. or get an education to begin your career?  Some people are fortunate and can do both fully but if you are in field of study where it takes up a lot of your time to keep up then its time to give up something.  
 
 

Older Women Are So Reasonable

  AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,

'44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP  EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

  NOW I HAVE A$1,500,000..00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

  MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING  A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

  AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.

Sportsdude wrote:
only person in my european class not to have been in europe.  
    what is a european class?

it's "debris" generated from the demolition.....as a homeowner you expect the contarctor to dispose of the debris as part of the cost of the remodeling work....it becomes his "debris"

here's another............

  [A href="http://rlwilsonconsulting.wordpress.com/2009/08/02/weird-laws-dont-cheat-on-your-wife-in-hong-kong/"]http://rlwilsonconsulting.wordpress.com/2009/08/02/weird-laws-dont-cheat-on-your-wife-in-hong-kong/[/A]

just be sure your will is prepared and executed before experimenting with the wild mushrooms

Russ wrote:
Wow.

I would have thought it would be easier to build a new bridge at that point...
 
  a new concrete bridge has been built but for the connection.......the detour is temporary so the new bridge can make the connection into the tunnel, when this is completed the old bridge and the detour portion will be torn down

here is an engineering and construction feat..........see the new bridge here [A href="http://baybridgeinfo.org/"]http://baybridgeinfo.org/[/A]

 

here're the two red x's above....

  1st   [FONT color=#c00000 size=5]x[/FONT]

 

      2nd   [FONT color=#c00000 size=5]x[/FONT]

   

   [P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"][FONT color=maroon size=5 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: maroon; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"]Meet Marvin, a Man's answer to Maxine ![/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]  [/SPAN][/FONT]



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    [FONT face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]Men strike back! [/SPAN]
[/FONT] [FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"][/SPAN][/FONT]
 [/DIV][FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]How many men does it take to open a beer?[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]   [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]None. It should be open when she brings it.[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]  [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]------------------------------[WBR]--------------------------[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"] [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]Why is a Laundromat[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"] [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=red size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]a really bad place to pick up a woman?[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]  [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=black size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you in the style to which you are accustomed.[/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=black size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]------------------------------[WBR]---------------------------- [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]Why do women have smaller feet than men?[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]  [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]  [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]------------------------------[WBR]--------------------------[/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]How do you know when[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"] [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=red size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"] a woman is about to say something smart?[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]   [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times
 New
 Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]------------------------------[WBR]--------------------------[/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]How do you fix a woman's watch?[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]  [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]You don't. There is a clock on the oven. [/SPAN][/FONT]
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[FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]The dog, of course.. He'll shut up once you let him in...[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"] [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]------------------------------[WBR]-------------------------[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"] [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"] [/SPAN][/FONT]
  [DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 7.5pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 7.5pt"]    [BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt"][FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]It's called a Wedding Cake.[/SPAN][/FONT]
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[/BLOCKQUOTE][/DIV][FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]Why do men die before their wives?[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"] [/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT color=teal size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]They want to. [/SPAN][/FONT]
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[P style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 43.5pt"][FONT color=red size=4 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"]Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle it!  [/SPAN][/FONT]



[FONT size=2 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"][/SPAN][/FONT]
 [/DIV][FONT color=red size=5 face="Times New Roman"][SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"]AND MAXINE SAYS...............'MARVIN'...[WBR]    [/SPAN][/FONT]
[SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"][img alt=cid:[email protected] src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b357a221a9&view=att&th=12358836d487e1df&attid=0.0.2&disp=emb&zw" width=481 height=302][/SPAN][/DIV][/DIV]

[SPAN style="COLOR: teal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"][FONT face="Times New Roman"]Maxine just had to have the last word...[/FONT][/SPAN][/DIV]