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[FIRST QUESTION:]

FIRST QUESTION:

YOU  ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND  PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU  IN?

      NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T  TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,  OK?

  SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?

      THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.

  TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW  ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

      FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1.     NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI,  4. NONO, AND
2.     WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

      FINAL QUESTION:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE  PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES  HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?  

Noticed your lil nephew has the same hairstyle as yours......same barber?

sounds like you already have a foot in the door, Russ

door jambs on prehung doors are usually soft pine.....most likely will bow when you countersink the nail if there is no solid backing

yes.....solid backing for location where you will drive nail, otherwise jamb will move or warp

[[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]W[/FONT]]

 Husband:   Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

                  It means, [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]W[/FONT]ithout [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]I[/FONT]nformation, [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]F[/FONT]ighting [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]E[/FONT]verytime!

Wife:          No darling, it means,

                  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]W[/FONT]ith [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]I[/FONT]diot [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]F[/FONT]or [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]E[/FONT]ver


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  Wife:   I wish I was a newspaper,
           So I'd be in your hands all day.


Husband:   I too wish that you were a newspaper,
                 So I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping  pills.


Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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      Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

      Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.


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      Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
                     So I bought 3 movie tickets.

      Wife: Why three?

      Husband: For you and your parents


      ********************************************

      Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great [SPAN id=lw_1255206538_2 class=yshortcuts]Mount Everest[/SPAN]?

      Husband: A lovely push...!!!

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      Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

      A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again


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      After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

      You know, I was a fool when I married you.

      The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

Russ wrote:
You are doing volunteering for the local elections? Why? You are still american are you not?


 

 The American is there to monitor the poll place to ensure there is no ballot box stuffing

 

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
 
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
 
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
 
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day.  It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
 
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.  As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
 
She said, "Yes,  there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
 
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves .... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."
 
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

 
 

they're around $20 here at Home Depot for the 5gallon pot...and already with limes hanging from them.  I've seem them in Costco once in while.

Russ wrote:
49er wrote:
 [SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]sounds like she goes all out when you go home for dinner.........is she planning to prepare the customary ginger and pigs feet in vinegar for you after giving birth?[/SPAN]

Who what? Is this a tradition thing? Do I have to watch out for this when it happens with Starfishie?

    kind of traditional.....suppose to help heal the physical trauma of giving birth and for recovery.  Western medicine has found this valid.  It is also served at red egg parties (another chinese tradition) for new borns.  I love the pigs feet/ginger and sweet vinegar




 

purelife wrote:
I had dinner over at my mom's tonight after meeting with my ob/gyn and the GD counselor.  We had fish soup, bean sprouts, steak, tilapia, and green lettuce dipped in the tomato sauce she makes.  yum yum!  

 
sounds like she goes all out when you go home for dinner.........is she planning to prepare the customary ginger and pigs feet in vinegar for you after giving birth?

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