[h3]Phonecammed subway masturbator gets off (on 2 years probation) [/h3]Part-time subway jackoff artist and full-time [a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/08/onan_the_vegetarian_.html"]chauvinist jackass Dan Hoyt[/a] gets no fine or jail time -- just two years probation -- despite boasting that his phonecam-snapping victim would "probably want to go out with me." [a href="http://www.nypost.com/commentary/67219.htm"]Details...[/a]