So I get into work this morning and there's only about a dozen spam in the inbox, but the spam filter has 488. Here are some of the subject lines.
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Senator John Mccain Wishes To Have Sex With Model Heidi Klum; Others [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Caught In A Time Warp [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Army Of Two, Dick Cheney And John Mccain Invade Iran [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson Auctions Himself On Ebay! [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Teenage Girl obviously Having Affair With Bat [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson Feels A Little Prick [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father! [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Cranberries CD Cures Woman's Urinary Tract Infection [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Europe's Most Wanted Man Discovered Living With Smurfs [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"]Undeliverable: Monsanto to genetically modify British Royal family [/SPAN]
[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"][/SPAN]
[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"]Turn your little soldier into a General[/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Polar Bear Finds Yoga Great For Flexibility, But Murder On The Balls [?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /][o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Senator John Mccain Wishes To Have Sex With Model Heidi Klum; Others [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Caught In A Time Warp [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Army Of Two, Dick Cheney And John Mccain Invade Iran [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson Auctions Himself On Ebay! [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Teenage Girl obviously Having Affair With Bat [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson Feels A Little Prick [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father! [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Cranberries CD Cures Woman's Urinary Tract Infection [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Europe's Most Wanted Man Discovered Living With Smurfs [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]
[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"]Undeliverable: Monsanto to genetically modify British Royal family [/SPAN]
[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"][/SPAN]
[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"]Turn your little soldier into a General[/SPAN]