Randy 'Duke' Cunningham's "Bribe Menu". Note the U.S. Congressional Seal at the top. Now that's patriotism!
[img style="width: 556px; height: 702px;" src="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/docs/files/1140245774duke_rec_3.jpg"]
The new design for the Congressional Seal:
(http://www2.gsu.edu/%7Ewwwbgs/bribe.jpg)
such an act deserves the death penalty