Everyones signitures seem kinda good. I tried to come up with something that was not lame but failed terribly.
I figure, if you pooled together your collective wit, I could potentially have the greatest signiture ever created!
I would like that very much.
[DT class=quote]The summer night is like a perfection of thought.[/DT] [P class=author]Wallace Stevens (1879 - 1955
Life is a voyage that is homeward bound.
Herman Melville (1890 - 1891)
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Mason Cooley
.....and my fave from the Australian Wisdom.....
[FONT face="Book Antiqua"]Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once - [FONT size=2]anon[/FONT][/FONT]
Here are a few you can try on for size....
"I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I go there to visit."
"Damn, now where did I put that really funny .sig?"
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." [/p]Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again." [/p]"One of the worst of my many faults is that I'm too critical of myself."
[/p]"Popularity is hardly based on quality, as I learned in high school."[/p] "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
[/p]Capitalization is the difference between "Helping your uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".[/p]"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"[/p]"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." [/p]"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." [/p] [/p]There are another 30,000 quotes here: [a href="http://quotationnation.com"]http://quotationnation.com[/a][/p]
[/p]
"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."
BS! The opposite is true!
Capitalization is the difference between "Helping your uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".
LMFAO
Sarah Belly Poo. Like No Other.
OMG! Haha that horse one is too funny.
I shall mull all of these over tonight over a glass of wine.
that is a good one> there are a lot of good ones> (pardon my goofy typing>>>my keyboard doesn"t like wine i guess> [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a056.GIF" border=0]
realy? My keyboard seems to live on the stuff.
Wine, crumbs, eyelashes. Maybe it needs to go on a diet.
lol it was fine with the wine>it was the taking it apart that may have killed it heeheeheee
should i have parts left over ? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
who ever uses F7 anyway?
ok, so here are some that have to do with things I enjoy, such as travel. It is my true passion.
Care to strike any off the list?
[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_2922.htm" class="slnk"]When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.[/a]
[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_15124.htm" class="slnk"]Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.[/a]
[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_3891.htm" class="slnk"]Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy it.[/a]
[a href="http://quotationnation.com/quote_872.htm" class="slnk"]The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.[/a]
nah, I just read over them all and they are kinda dull. ho hum.
Whatever you choose won't seem so cool given you aren' doing your own homework! Let me guess, an only child or the baby of the family?
Exotic is every place but the one you live in.
naw, not an only child or baby, just incredibly laaaaazy.
I have found one on my own anyhoo....thread over! Thanks anyway!
....and it's very cute SBP [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c014.gif" border=0]
I just blessed you all, thanks for your help.
This forum is considerably slower than Dv huh? Less posts. Is that because it is Summer in Vancouver and everyone is out having a life?
Sarah_Belly_Poo wrote:
I just blessed you all, thanks for your help.
This forum is considerably slower than Dv huh? Less posts. Is that because it is Summer in Vancouver and everyone is out having a life?
There is no such thing as DV and no one in Vancouver has a life ,just a miseable existance not worthy of living.
Say hello to Jake the mus!!