Microsoft unveils 6 Vista editions
Microsoft is planning six versions of the next incarnation of its Windows operating system, [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]according to marketing shills from the monolithic company[/span] a press spokesman for MS said today.
The six versions are:[/p][/p][li] Vista Business[/li][li] Vista Enterprise[/li][li] Vista Home Basic[/li][li] Vista Home Premium[/li][li] Vista Ultimate[/li][li] Vista Starter[/li]
These versions are also known by their "real" names as:
[li] Vista Expensive[/li][li] Vista Almost Functional
[/li][li] Vista Bugfix[/li][li] Vista Crashware[/li][li] Vista Dirt Nap
[/li][li] Vista Useless[/li]
"We don't want customers to be forced into buying something that isn'tgoing to meet all their needs," said Barry Goffe, Microsoft's directorof Windows client product management.
[!-- E BO --]Using AltaVista's 'Babelfish' translator (Marketspeak to English) the above sentence revealed its actual meaning:
"We just want to find new and innovative ways to extract as much money from customers as possible," said Barry Goffe, Microsoft's directorof Windows client product management.
New Microsoft Slogan
"Windows in six flavours.... one of them is bound to work!"
I heard that "VISTA" stands for the major components in Windows:
Viruses
Infections
Spyware
Trojans
Adware
lol.
Hey all you anonymous would be Microsoft trolls!
Have a look at the true master. Check out [a href="http://forums.asp.net/1/777735/ShowPost.aspx#777735"]HackMeNot in this thread[/a] on the MS forums.
I'd just like them to make one version that is worth more than the disk it's burned on in respect to security and stability.