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#2911
i have had catnip before , in addition the old time when it was made with mary jane added ...

  i have had catnip tea no mary jane , effects are simmilar to camomile (sp)  tea a nice relaxed feeling  with a genral sleepyness...  
#2912
 birthday blessings all around ,  special intent sent to Sportsdude for his up coming 20 th hey plenty of time to travel to vancouver for that big day then SD.   hit a couple of peeler bars have a ton of brews , send you home with one hell of a hangover and a ton of great pics of a party you barely remember. this is what you need for a  19 th and your 20 th  birthday then repeat it all next year in the united sodimists of america ... :)  for your 21 st birthday .

  and if it not your birthday you are still in need of a party ,  i have heard rumors Purelife might attend to do lapdances all around wearing a catholic school girl uniform in thigh high stockings , but thats just a rumor...

  anyways i got the wine and the scotch all i need are people and a venue...

     
#2913
gives sports dude 3.5 gallons of white wine . you just have to come to bc to collect and to drink it.

  happy birthdy in a day or two from now .    
#2914
Lunch. bah i have not even had breaky yet speaking of which , i just woke up, goes off to get  a yogurt and a spoon ... lunch will be around 2 , plan on having a home made chicken burger with a egg/potatoe salad if i can find the onion in that mess of a kitchen .  thinks its beside the crock pot , under all the empty grociery bags from yesterdays shopping trip...

  hungry , food i need, back i maybe.  ohh stay gotta i away from landplay...  
#2915
i am glad i dont have to do secuirty for that place. that would totaly creep me out , heck even the pics alone give me the hebie jebies.
#2916
the abilitie to know a persons intent , namely for work purposes , ie the criminal malcontent intent upon stealing from the company im guarding... not much of a superpower  but other than that why wish to be super ?

  name vigilant watchman.  
#2917
now to watch italy defeat france  and if italy loses im out a few dukats ....
#2918
nope . extra body parts are no biggie now if its a extra arm  or a penis growing outa the middle of the forehead i might gawk abit .

  what about the invisible extras  such as the third testicle. your with your partner and discover he has a third ball would that freak you ladies out ?  
#2919
the complete works of Sherlock Holmes vol 1 and 2 nearly done reading vol 2 finished vol 1 a week ago  written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle  
#2920
LMAO.... oh that was funny. i do not have any french in me Lise, at least none that i am aware of.... i just want the french ( France ) to defeat portugal cause portugal defeated the british...
#2921
Just a game she says JUST A GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllll

  ( has aperantly gone quiet barking mad for the moment )

    note  < is canadian by birth . ENGLISH by ADOPTION. i played soccer before i even knew  what a football was. i played rugby , i played lacross and i played  baseball, mind u i sucked at all of them , but i still favor soccer and am still pissed at them low down dirty sneak thieves called portugal  defeating britain . even if britains goalie couldnt stop a mack truck with a  barn . or defend a net the size of a hocky net.  bah  just a game . goes back to raving incoherant rubbish ...      
#2922
sober 10 plus years now  im guessing on that sobriety thing  , had 1 mild incedent 2 weeks back had a glass of wine my friend made, whew that stuff left me a bit tipsy, wow . more like scotch than wine i swear it.  anyone want a bottle aproximatly 3.5 gallon left of it.  of very sweet white home made hooch alchohal content i'm guessing is around 15 to 20 percent...

  honestly i may say i drink alot  when ever i get the chance really.  truth is i stick with mostly near beers and low alchohal drinks these days. i rarely have a drink with any alcohal over 4 percent these days. i do not like to lose my self controll via any substance drug alchohal etcetra. my drugs of choice are  cigerettes ( however they are spelt ) and cafine from a cold coke-a-cola or a nice mochachino ...

  so  take it from me if i say im drunk im lieing if i say im stoned id better have just left the hospital or a dentist , cause i dont use recreationally ... used to  not any more .

    ps i cant spell for shit and im to lazy to correct common punctuation and grammatical mistakes. so i may seem drunk or stoned at any given moment. lol .

  ( edit hah i got a top)    
#2923
 i belive i was 12 yo. had a glass of wine with dinner  was considerd old enough to have a glass with the sunday roast.... a nice red wine i belive it was australian i could be wrong though .... i also would not call it drunk  tipsy most definatly...  restless and sluggish and a wee bit off kilter  next mon a minor headache ... trust me  i kinda refilled my glass twice when the folks wernt looking . but the effects were lol .

   My frist rip roaring fall down drunk stagger stagger  fall on your ass drunk i was 16 yo ... i dont know who called my parents to come get me but someone did. glad they did thiers no way i coulda driven home that night ( skateboard folks not a car)

    i remember dad saying we will discuss this in the morning. he was not mad i was drunk  nor mad at having to come pick me up he was pissed cause it was his 60 pounder of old teachers scotch ( mind u the bottle was aproximatly 15 years old on top of the fact it was allready aged 20 years before retail sale) that i had got pissed with ( not to mention about 10 other young gentelmen and ladys )

   i can tell you at some point in the evening i ran to vomit in the bathroom , i didn't quite make it ...

i ended up vomiting, along most of the hallway, one stream of shrimp crackers and god knows what ever else, the thing is i had eaten the shrimp the day before, i drank, i swear it.  how they were thier a couple days later i dont know...  

   the next morning my right but cheek hurt like hell , you know guys the one you kleep your wallet in lol . anyways the amount of times i ended up on my ass  im guessing is between 20 and 30 times . oh and the sturn lecture on drinking and taking dads booze the next morning . not pleasant at all , one bitch of a hangover... oh man , me head hurts now in remembrance of that hangover...      
#2924
i was right about italy beating germany .

now i want france to kick the snot out of portugal.

then i want italy to kick the livid shit outa france damn frogs  

  Go France  then choke hard you french frogs ...    
#2925
    as to your avatar pic tenkani lmao, by the way. it's to late , i missed a stair a few years ago  and bounced down the other 32 concreat ones, if it hadnt been for the 4 d cell maglight ,body armour and the rest of my web belt gear i prolly would have been severly hurt , as it was a fractured ankle was all i got , thank god. a air cast for 3 months . and 3 days off of work . :)  the maglight trashed  but it saved my but it performed like a sled on a mountain slope . lol . one hell of a fast decent . top to bottom in 1 sec flat i swear.

  i love online multiplayer games  i hate first person shooters to.  its that old D&D bias forsure. ... now as to why TB has got that word filterd i dont know , but damn him  i love that game.  sighs id love to have the newset video card and top of the line CPU sytem but  sighs  we basic servants of the public make so litttle money ...

  wonders how much bribery would pay .... nah i like my job to much to take those...