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Title: Obituary for Common Sense
Post by: 49er on Oct 25 07 08:23
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Title: Re: Obituary for Common Sense
Post by: P.C. on Oct 25 07 09:15
49er....THAT is without a doubt the best thing I've read in ages.  It is absolutely excellent.  I shall bless ye in multiples.  [img height=22 src="http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/icon_bow.gif" width=27]
Title: Re: Obituary for Common Sense
Post by: Lil Me on Oct 25 07 09:55
Totally agreed.  
Title: Re: Obituary for Common Sense
Post by: Russ on Oct 26 07 07:11
Politically charged! but good one 49er.. too true.
Title: Re: Obituary for Common Sense
Post by: JJ on Oct 26 07 09:26
I'm saving that one!
Title: Re: Obituary for Common Sense
Post by: Gopher on Oct 26 07 10:59
Me too.