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So I get into work this morning and there's only about a dozen spam in the inbox, but the spam filter has 488. Here are some of the subject lines.

  [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Polar Bear Finds Yoga Great For Flexibility, But Murder On The Balls [?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /][o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Senator John Mccain Wishes To Have Sex With Model Heidi Klum; Others [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Caught In A Time Warp [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Army Of Two, Dick Cheney And John Mccain Invade Iran [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson Auctions Himself On Ebay! [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Teenage Girl obviously Having Affair With Bat [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson Feels A Little Prick [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father! [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Cranberries CD Cures Woman's Urinary Tract Infection [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Europe's Most Wanted Man Discovered Living With Smurfs [o:p][/o:p][/SPAN]

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 [SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"]Undeliverable: Monsanto to genetically modify British Royal family [/SPAN]

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Michel has a zoom on his camera so big_________________

[but only until Midnight tonight]

The Vancouver Sun and Nettwerk Music have put together a Christmas album available for free download, but only until Midnight tonight.

Here's a link to the site.

[A href="http://www.seriouslywestcoast.com/"]http://www.seriouslywestcoast.com/[/A]

  Merry Christmas to all!

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[Parnoia in the U.S. Security establishment is going overboard.]

Parnoia in the U.S. Security establishment is going overboard.



WASHINGTON (AP) -- An odd-looking Canadian coin with a bright red flower was the culprit behind a U.S. Defense Department false espionage warning earlier this year about mysterious coin-like objects with radio frequency transmitters.

 The harmless "poppy coin" was so unfamiliar to suspicious U.S. Army contractors traveling in Canada that they filed confidential espionage accounts about them.

 The worried contractors described the coins as "anomalous" and "filled with something man-made that looked like nanotechnology," according to once-classified U.S. government reports and e-mails obtained by the AP.

 Full Story: [A href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/05/07/canadian.coin.ap/index.html"]http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/05/07/canadian.coin.ap/index.html[/A]

 [img height=242 alt=vert.canada.ap.jpg src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/WORLD/americas/05/07/canadian.coin.ap/vert.canada.ap.jpg" width=220 border=0]

 

Here's a solution to coffee in the shower, caffeine soap!!

    [img height=250 alt="" src="http://www.riscx.com/reviews/graphics/0703_shower-shock_300p.jpg" width=300 align=right border=0]

Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. So it's a gently invigorating soap Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we're not kidding and no you don't eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin...

 

 [A href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/"]http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/[/A]