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Well, I offer up some classic Gunta flaming for review. I hope my old DV friends (how very limited they are) can appreciate some good old brazen belligerence on behalf of myself.

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    THIS ONES FOR LISE!!!!

  WHAT-WHAT    

Do any people I might remember still post here?

All the Dems need to do now is run a disabled transvestite.

  I really with Dean would have run.

  Since the Dems barely managed to fill congress (with social conservative dems no less) I think they are going to need a better candidate than Clinton and Obama.

    Discuss the deficiency of the democrats, because it is flagrant to the point of absurdity    

    I was driving on Davie street today and i saw something that immediately made me think of you. A store called "Gay Mart".

  I decided, i haven't shared any repartee with the Swot4/Tenkani for a while so i figured i would come onto DS (Since I am permanently banned on DV) and send a plea out to cyberspace in hopes that it will reach you.

  I would also like to give a shout out to Lise.

  Always remember, I am the best and superior to all.

  Gunta bless you all.        

Tenkani!!! show yourself so I can drop some knowlege please.  

Well can I?


 

[[FONT size=5]Man with testicle injuries claims cover-up.[/FONT]]

 [FONT size=5]Man with testicle injuries claims cover-up.[/FONT]

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[FONT size=2](AP) [/FONT][FONT size=3]A man identified as Lord Tenkani III who was involved in a testicle related shooting the other day appeared in court Wednesday.[/FONT]

  The defendant claimed that his testicles had secret knowledge of a CIA cover-up and the shooting was staged in order to keep them quiet. Prosecutors showed  evidence that

Mr Tenkani had shot his on testicles, showing ballistic evidence and gun powder residue that was located both on the defendants hand and on his testicles. Mr Tenkani's defence lawyer, Gunt A. McGirt laid out an elaborate story implicating the CIA, KJB and the Opus Dei in the conspiracy to hush the testicles.

  "Obviously Mr. Tenkani's testicles are in danger" McGirt said to the jury, "the prosecution lays out an inaccurate explanation. There was a second shooter -- located in the grassy knoll."

  McGirt claims that Tenkani's testicles witnessed a conversation between a CIA agent and a top level clergyman. A witness close the the balls, codenamed 'Knob' claims he heard the conversation as well. Upon relizing Mr Tenkani heard the conversation, the CIA set up an elaborate sting to silence the balls.

  "A likely story," Prosecutor Super Star said, holding up a Vogue magazine, "Balls can't witness anything for they have no eyes."

  A specialist is scheduled to appear in court next week when the trial continues. He is apparently going to testify that balls lack eyes and therefore unable to witness conversations.

  "I was pretty sure that testicles lacked eyes and the ability to see", a local man being interviewed outside of the courtroom stated, "but now I am uncertain. I mean, this CIA plot really makes sense."

  Public opinion polls were tallied after the news Wednesday night and of the 569 Americans that responded 214 agreed that testicles could not see, 245 were undecided and 110 were certain that testicles had all 5 senses.

           

[[FONT size=5]Man shot himself in apparent drug deal.[/FONT]]

[FONT size=5]Man shot himself in apparent drug deal.[/FONT]

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[FONT size=2](AP) [/FONT]Shots Rang out Tuesday afternoon in the usually quiet neighborhood of Compton, California and when police arrived on the scene several hour later they discovered that a man was suffering from several gun shot wounds to his balls.

  The was identified as Lord Tenkani III or known by his local blood gang as Swot4. Officials said a fiend approached Mr. Tenkani, offered him money for 10 dollars worth of heroine the drug dealer got irate.

  "He started cursing", a witness told reporters "he made references to the drug addicts mother and then told the addict that he required oral pleasures in exchange for the narcotics"

  Witnesses say that Mr. Tenkani unzipped his pants and told the fiend where to go. The fiend refused Tenkani's offer and that's when it took a turn for the worst.

  "The dealer started throwing up random gang signs and at first glimpse it appeared to be American sign language." Mr Kim, a local convenience store owner said. "He proceeded to yell out 'Wal-mart in the hizzouse' and 'DiscoverSeattle, biotch'"

  Police said that after a few minutes of trying too challenge the dope fiend to a break dancing competition Mr Tenkani pulled a weapon. The fiend wrestled with Tenkani and in the skirmish the gun was fired multiple times into Mr Tenkani's testicles.

  Police commented to reporters stating that Tenkani is well known to the police. They stated that this year alone, Tenkani has shot himself in the testicles on eight separate occasions. Local anti-gun lobbyists are using these events to help fuel a new anti-gun campaign in Compton. They claim that if the year continues like it has been, Tenkani may fall victim to as many as 20 accidental shootings involving his testicles.

  Tenkani is scheduled to appear in court for 3 counts of Testicide and 1 count of copyright infringement involving the Wal-mart name.        

  You open up the case and discover a nuclear device, armed and set to detonate in 30 seconds. You release your bowls and wipe the sweat from your brow. You don't know the code to deactivate it and by now you have 15 seconds to disarm it.

  Can you do it?

Screw it. I am not changing my IP again. I will miss some of the posters there but life goes on.    

smiting me. Show yourself so I may seek revenge.

Anybody here keep any saltwater fish tanks or reef tanks?

I am now certified.

  Today I am "Sick". Let's see how much trouble I can cause.