Have a Flaming Screaming Yultide Sung To the tune of "Have a holly, jolly Christmas"
Have a flaming, screaming Yuletide,
It's the best time of the year
For all to know
That you're Ho-mo
And happy to be Queer.
Have a flaming, screaming Yuletide
And as you walk down the street
Say "Hello"
To Dykes you know
And every Fag you meet.
Ho! Ho! If you're Homo
Let everyone see!
Come out of the closet now,
Flaunt it publicly!
Have a flaming screaming Yuletide
And in case you didn't hear:
Come on, Mary, have a
Flaming, screaming Yuletide this year!
Best and worst joke/song i've seen this year.. I am still laughing after reading it a short time ago. I hope you all find it as funny & tasteless as I did.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ' Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
LMAO Thanks Gopher!
LOL
love it, Goph