I hear tenkani is sick and kitten is feeling not so good either!!!
This will never do, so I'm borrowing Lil Me's idea for a get well gift basket for him and one for kitten who is also not well.
Dig deep and be generous and we will have it delivered in style. Cards, letters.....everything !
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[FONT face="Arial Black" color=#00007f size=5]DELIVERY FOR MR TENKANI ![/FONT]
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I'll start.
A gaggle of sock monkeys to keep you warm and to cuddle with.
[img style="WIDTH: 536px; HEIGHT: 325px" height=387 src="http://www.sockmonkeylady.com/homepagephoto.jpg" width=608][A href="http://dennisjudd.com/gallery/view_photo.php?full=1&set_albumName=cute_cats&id=11400801071167823247548_G"][/A]
.....and for our lovely Miss kitten......some beautiful yellow roses
[img height=340 src="http://www.rdrop.com/~paul/austins/thomas1a.jpg" width=450 align=left]
and of course some beautiful kittens.
[img]http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Rachael-Hale/Bengal-Kittens-Print-C10084151.jpeg"]
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Here's a Butler for kitten. He makes sandwiches and drinks, also washes dishes!
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And here's some bibimbap for tenky.
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with some dessert.
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Barrel of Monkeys for tenky.
[img style="width: 783px; height: 587px;" src="http://www.bakercountylibrary.org/DCP01528.JPG[/img]
And a personal bookmobile for kitten.
For Kitten:
(http://www.cocoplum.com/images/hammock.jpg)
Hammock on the beach = vacation :)
For Tenkani:
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A free California
California Republic
.....and a little bonobo porn.
[img style="WIDTH: 227px; HEIGHT: 144px" height=232 src="http://www.indymedia.ie/cache/imagecache/local/attachments/jul2006/460_0___30_0_0_0_0_0_bonobo_female_sex.jpg" width=353]
*sniffle*
Thanks guys.
That really brings a tear to my pants.
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And a pitbull puppy for each...to keep their feet warm...and keep their souls laughing
*warming his feet in pit fur*
Awwwwwwww!!
*counting toes*
unless you have eaten them yourself...they will all still be there. You are good to a pitbull...they will protect and love you...and all ten of your toes...till the end.
Hahahaaa......a pail of pit.
....and some steel toed boots.
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I've lost my marbles in thinking about what to give to tenk.... I can't top any of these....
I only have myself to offer. :(
(jk miss pit....heeheeheeee) [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d030.gif" border=0]
Ever open up a reply window, then something happens and you get distracted, then when you come back the blank reply window is staring you in the face and you have no idea what you were going to say?
teehee...NO!
Yes. Yes. Si. Si. Oui Oui.
I only have myself to offer. :(
OMG that is the best present anyone could offer :O!!!
I'm no bonobo, but I'll do my best to make you happy.
*hobbles toward purelife on bleeding, toeless feet*
Oh noes...don't hobble. Why don't you let me pick you up!??!! I wouldn't want you to stress those beautiful toes of yours....
*sniff* the pure closemindedness...hurts me....
*massages miss pit's temples*
how are you hurtin?
Hey tenk... I captured this shot of your bonobo in teh zoo... I'd watch him closely if I were you...
(http://ant.sillydog.org/blog/pic/monkey_n_cat.jpg)
Bonobos love the pussy.
They're quite fond of sausage as well from what I hear.
Yeah, but he needs to be gentle with his pussy, even if he's doing mouth-to-mouth!
He's pretty big for that poor pussy cat doll.
hurtin that tenkmeister feels his toes are in jeopardy...from some wee baby pit pups...or pimples as I call them
I would apologize to you, but one should never show weakness to a pitbull.
It incites their predatory instinct and they pounce!!
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Awww....don't be hurtin Miss Pitt. I think ones toes are in jeopardy from any pups cuttin their little milk teeth.
She's my buddy. I hope she knows that just like a Pitbull, I bite because I love.
tenkani wrote:
I bite because I love.
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Hi, Drac.
ahaha....good thing my pits don't bite cause they love. They will wash your face though...and that is annoying!!!!!! I keep telling people...don't let them do that...they lick their own bums with that tongue!!!!!!! Teehee!
Hi, Drac. W00h00!!
Heya, Captain!!
How's life, cyber and otherwise??
Bewildering.
I know what you mean.
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Waal, Ah do declare!
that pic is priceless!!!!!!!!teehee!
lol....I think we need to change tenks handle to Randy.