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#91
 [DIV class=storyheadline]Older, but interestingly relevant to today with more soldiers really active in Afghanistan I found when I came across this... from around 2003 I believe. Just after those soldiers from PPCLI got killed.

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[DIV class=storyheadline][FONT size=+1]Salute to a brave and modest nation[/FONT]

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 [DIV class=storybyline]Kevin Myers

[DIV class=storysource]The Sunday Telegraph

[DIV class=storytext] [TABLE width=150 align=right border=0 VSPACE="0" HSPACE="10"] [TBODY] [TR] [TD width=149]  [DIV class=storycaption]A photo of a Royal Canadian Air Force recruitment poster.[/DIV]

[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE] As our country honours the last of its four dead soldiers, we reprint a remarkable tribute to Canada's record of quiet valour in wartime that appeared in the Telegraph, one of Britain's largest circulation newspapers.

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 LONDON - Until the deaths last week of four Canadian soldiers accidentally killed by a U.S. warplane in Afghanistan, probably almost no one outside their home country had been aware that Canadian troops were deployed in the region. And as always, Canada will now bury its dead, just as the rest of the world as always will forget its sacrifice, just as it always forgets nearly everything Canada ever does.

 It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance. A fire breaks out, she risks life and limb to rescue her fellow dance-goers, and suffers serious injuries. But when the hall is repaired and the dancing resumes, there is Canada, the wallflower still, while those she once helped glamorously cavort across the floor, blithely neglecting her yet again.

  That is the price Canada pays for sharing the North American continent with the United States, and for being a selfless friend of Britain in two global conflicts. For much of the 20th century, Canada was torn in two different directions: It seemed to be a part of the old world, yet had an address in the new one, and that divided identity ensured that it never fully got the gratitude it deserved.

 Yet its purely voluntary contribution to the cause of freedom in two world wars was perhaps the greatest of any democracy. Almost 10% of Canada's entire population of seven million people served in the armed forces during the First World War, and nearly 60,000 died. The great Allied victories of 1918 were spearheaded by Canadian troops, perhaps the most capable soldiers in the entire British order of battle.

 Canada was repaid for its enormous sacrifice by downright neglect, its unique contribution to victory being absorbed into the popular memory as somehow or other the work of the "British." The Second World War provided a re-run. The Canadian navy began the war with a half dozen vessels, and ended up policing nearly half of the Atlantic against U-boat attack.

 More than 120 Canadian warships participated in the Normandy landings, during which 15,000 Canadian soldiers went ashore on D-Day alone. Canada finished the war with the third-largest navy and the fourth-largest air force in the world.

 The world thanked Canada with the same sublime indifference as it had the previous time. Canadian participation in the war was acknowledged in film only if it was necessary to give an American actor a part in a campaign in which the United States had clearly not participated -- a touching scrupulousness which, of course, Hollywood has since abandoned, as it has any notion of a separate Canadian identity.

 So it is a general rule that actors and filmmakers arriving in Hollywood keep their nationality -- unless, that is, they are Canadian. Thus Mary Pickford, Walter Huston, Donald Sutherland, Michael J. Fox, William Shatner, Norman Jewison, David Cronenberg and Dan Aykroyd have in the popular perception become American, and Christopher Plummer, British. It is as if, in the very act of becoming famous, a Canadian ceases to be Canadian, unless she is Margaret Atwood, who is as unshakably Canadian as a moose, or Celine Dion, for whom Canada has proved quite unable to find any takers.

 Moreover, Canada is every bit as querulously alert to the achievements of its sons and daughters as the rest of the world is completely unaware of them. The Canadians proudly say of themselves -- and are unheard by anyone else -- that 1% of the world's population has provided 10% of the world's peacekeeping forces. Canadian soldiers in the past half century have been the greatest peacekeepers on Earth -- in 39 missions on UN mandates, and six on non-UN peacekeeping duties, from Vietnam to East Timor, from Sinai to Bosnia.

 Yet the only foreign engagement that has entered the popular non-Canadian imagination was the sorry affair in Somalia, in which out-of-control paratroopers murdered two Somali infiltrators. Their regiment was then disbanded in disgrace -- a uniquely Canadian act of self-abasement for which, naturally, the Canadians received no international credit.

 So who today in the United States knows about the stoic and selfless friendship its northern neighbour has given it in Afghanistan?

 Rather like Cyrano de Bergerac, Canada repeatedly does honourable things for honourable motives, but instead of being thanked for it, it remains something of a figure of fun.

 It is the Canadian way, for which Canadians should be proud, yet such honour comes at a high cost.

 This week, four more grieving Canadian families knew that cost all too tragically well.

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#92
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  A missile punch at bullet prices


Dahlgren demonstrates electromagnetic rail gun

Date published: 1/17/2007

By MICHAEL ZITZ

Normally, new weaponry tends to make defense more expensive. But the Navy likes to say its new railgun delivers the punch of a missile at bullet prices.

A demonstration of the futuristic and comparatively inexpensive weapon yesterday at the Naval Surface Warfare Center at Dahlgren had Navy brass smiling.

The weapon, which was successfully tested in October at the King George County base, fires nonexplosive projectiles at incredible speeds, using electricity rather than gun powder.

The technology could increase the striking range of U.S. Navy ships more than tenfold by the year 2020.

"It's pretty amazing capability, and it went off without a hitch," said Capt. Joseph McGettigan, commander of NSWC Dahlgren Division.

"The biggest thing is it's real--not just something on the drawing board," he said.

The railgun works by sending electric current along parallel rails, creating an electromagnetic force so powerful it can fire a projectile at tremendous speed.

Because the gun uses electricity and not gunpowder to fire projectiles, it's safer, eliminating the possibility of explosions on ships and vehicles equipped with it.

Instead, a powerful pulse generator is used.

The prototype fired at Dahlgren is only an 8-megajoule electromagnetic device, but the one to be used on Navy ships will generate a massive 64 megajoules. Current Navy guns generate about 9 megajoules of muzzle energy.

The railgun's 200 to 250 nautical-mile range will allow Navy ships to strike deep in enemy territory while staying out of reach of hostile forces.

Rear Adm. William E. "Bill" Landay, chief of Naval Research, said Navy railgun progress from the drawing board to reality has been rapid.

"A year ago, this was [just] a good idea we all wanted to pursue," he said.

Elizabeth D'Andrea of the Office of Naval Research said a 32-megajoule lab gun will be delivered to Dahlgren in June.

Charles Garnett, project director, called the projectile fired by the railgun "a supersonic bullet," and the weapon itself is "a very simple device."

He compared the process to charging up a battery on the flash of a digital camera, then pushing the button and "dumping that charge," producing a magnetic field that drives the metal-cased ordnance instead of gun powder.

The projectile fired yesterday weighed only 3.2 kilograms and had no warhead. Future railgun ordnance won't be large and heavy, either, but will deliver the punch of a Tomahawk cruise missile because of the immense speed of the projectile at impact.

Garnett compared that force to hitting a target with a Ford Taurus at 380 mph. "It will take out a building," he said. Warheads aren't needed because of the massive force of impact.

The railgun works by sending electric current along parallel rails. It creates an electromagnetic force so powerful it can fire a metal projectile at tremendous speed.

Because the gun uses electricity, not gunpowder, to fire projectiles, it's safer, eliminating the possibility of explosions.

Instead of gunpowder, a powerful electric pulse generator is used.

The basic concept of the weapon demonstrated at Dahlgren yesterday may be familiar to many from science fiction.

Futuristic space man Buck Rogers used a sort of railgun in a sci-fi novel.

In the film "Eraser," Arnold Schwzenegger uncovers a plot to sell a railgun to terrorists.

Railguns are also portrayed in the "Stargate" TV series and in many video games, including "Halo 2."


The range for 5-inch guns now on Navy ships is less than 15 nautical miles, Garnett said.

He said the railgun will extend that range to more than 200 nautical miles and strike a target that far away in six minutes. A Tomahawk missile covers that same distance in eight minutes.

The Navy isn't estimating a price tag at this point, with actual use still about 13 years away. But it does know it will be a comparatively cheap weapon to use.

"A Tomahawk is about a million dollars a shot," McGettigan said. "One of these things is pretty inexpensive compared to that."

He said estimates today are that railgun projectiles will cost less than $1,000 each, "but it's going to depend on the electronics."

Projectiles will probably eventually have fins for GPS control and navigation.

To achieve that kind of control and minimize collateral damage, railgun ordnance will require electronic innards that can survive tremendous stress coming out of the muzzle.

"When this thing leaves, it's [under] hundreds of thousands of g 's, and the electronics of today won't survive that," he said. "We need to develop something that will survive that many g 's."

At the peak of its ballistic trajectory, the projectile will reach an altitude of 500,000 feet, or about 95 miles, actually exiting the Earth's atmosphere.

The railgun will save precious minutes in providing support for U.S. Army and Marine Corps forces on the ground under fire from the enemy.

"The big difference is that with a Tomahawk, planning a mission takes a certain period of time," McGettigan said. "With this, you get GPS coordinates, put that into the system and the response to target is much quicker from call to fire to actual impact."

General Atomics, a San Diego defense contractor, was awarded a $10 million contract for the project last spring.

The concept was born in the 1970s then promoted when President Ronald Reagan proposed the anti-missile "Star Wars" Strategic Defense Initiative. The SDI railgun was originally intended to use super high-velocity projectiles to shoot down incoming ballistic missiles.
#93
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    sorry couldnt help it when i saw this
#94
Absolutely insane that something that was under the water looks as good as it does.

      [A href="http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=299"]http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=299[/A]

   WW-II Trophy tank

 14 September 2000, a Komatsu D375A-2 pulled an abandoned tank from its archival tomb under the bottom of a lake near Johvi, Estonia. The Soviet-built T34/76A tank had been resting at the bottom of the lake for 56 years. According to its specifications, it's a 27-tonne machine with a top speed of 53km/h.

 From February to September 1944, heavy battles were fought in the narrow, 50 km-wide, Narva front in the northeastern part of Estonia. Over 100,000 men were killed and 300,000 men were wounded there. During battles in the summer of 1944, the tank was captured from the Soviet army and used by the German army. (This is the reason that there are German markings painted on the tank's exterior.) On 19 September 1944, German troops began an organised retreat along the Narva front. It is suspected that the tank was then purposefully driven into the lake, abandoning it when its captors left the area.
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At that time, a local boy walking by the lake Kurtna Matasjarv noticed tank tracks leading into the lake, but not coming out anywhere. For two months he saw air bubbles emerging from the lake. This gave him reason to believe that there must be an armoured vehicle at the lake's bottom. A few years ago, he told the story to the leader of the local war history club "Otsing". Together with other club members, Mr Igor Shedunov initiated diving expeditions to the bottom of the lake about a year ago. At the depth of 7 metres they discovered the tank resting under a 3-metre layer of peat.

 Enthusiasts from the club, under Mr Shedunov's leadership, decided to pull the tank out. In September 2000 they turned to Mr Aleksander Borovkovthe, manager of the Narva open pit of the stock company AS Eesti Polevkivi, to rent the company's Komatsu D375A-2 bulldozer. Currently used at the pit, the Komatsu dozer was manufactured in 1995, and has 19,000 operating hours without major repairs.

 The pulling operation began at 09:00 and was concluded at 15:00, with several technical breaks. The weight of the tank, combined with the travel incline, made a pulling operation that required significant muscle. The D375A-2 handled the operation with power and style. The weight of the fully armed tank was around 30 tons, so the tractive force required to retrieve it was similar. A main requirement for the 68-tonne dozer was to have enough weight to prevent shoe-slip while moving up the hill.

 After the tank surfaced, it turned out to be a 'trophy' tank, that had been captured by the German army in the course of the battle at Sinimaed (Blue Hills) about six weeks before it was sunk in the lake. Altogether, 116 shells were found on board. Remarkably, the tank was in good condition, with no rust, and all systems (except the engine) in working condition.
This is a very rare machine, especially considering that it fought both on the Russian and the German sides. Plans are under way to fully restore the tank. It will be displayed at a war history museum, that will be founded at the Gorodenko village on the left bank of the River Narva.

 Looking at the two tracked machines, the modern yellow Komatsu dozer is a reminder of how machine technologies have advanced, and the region's prospects of peace and prosperity have brightened.

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/1.jpg"]

 Preparing to pull it out.

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 2" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/2.jpg"]

 People from the nearby village come to look how it would be done.

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 3" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/3.jpg"]
[img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 4" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/4.jpg"]

 Komatsu D375A-2 is ready to go.

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 5" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/5.jpg"]

 Here it comes...

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 6" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/6.jpg"]

 Through muddy shore of the lake...

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 7" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/7.jpg"]
[img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 8" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/8.jpg"]
[img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 9" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/9.jpg"]
[img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 10" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/10.jpg"]

 What a mint condition.

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 11" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/11.jpg"]

 As it has been mentioned it was captured by Germans and that's why there are Nazi symbol on it.

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 12" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/12.jpg"]
[img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 13" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/13.jpg"]

 As far it has been known, after a small repair and service they were able to start it's diesel engine.

 [img alt="Russian tank t-34 from Estonian swamp 14" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russian_tank_t34/14.jpg"]

 Here is the video footage of the event:

 
[EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/FtJkyd3JJWE width=600 height=350 type=application/x-shockwave-flash][/EMBED]

 Part 1

 
[EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/2ZHVgMzfD38 width=600 height=350 type=application/x-shockwave-flash][/EMBED]

 Part 2

 
[EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/HBK3Zs13p94 width=600 height=350 type=application/x-shockwave-flash][/EMBED]

 Part 3

 Photos: Me elis Mitt, Estonia
Some text: Komatsu Times, 2000


#95
LOL, I would like something like this. No income taxes and your own passport and everything.

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For sale: World's smallest country with sea view

By Paul Majendie Tue Jan 9, 8:14 AM ET

LONDON, Jan 8 (Reuters Life!) - For sale: the world's smallest country with its own flag, stamps, currency and passports.


Apply to Prince Michael of Sealand if you want to run your own nation, even if it is just a wartime fort perched on two concrete towers in the North Sea.

Built in World War Two as an anti-aircraft base to repel German bombers, the derelict platform was taken over 40 years ago by retired army major Paddy Roy Bates who went to live there with his family.

He declared the platform, perched seven miles off the east coast of England and just outside Britain's territorial waters, to be the principality of Sealand.

The self-styled Prince Roy adopted a flag, chose a national anthem and minted silver and gold coins.

The family saw off an attempt by Britain's Royal Navy to evict them and also an attempt in 1978 by a group of German and Dutch businessmen to seize Sealand by force.

Roy, 85, now lives in Spain and his son Michael told BBC Radio on Monday his family had been approached by estate agents with clients "who wanted a bit more than a bit of real estate, they wanted autonomy."

He suggested Sealand, which has eight rooms in each tower, could be a base for online gambling or offshore banking.

Asked to describe the delights of living on what he described as a cross between a house and a ship, the 54-year-old said: "The neighbors are very quiet. There is a good sea view."
#96
Hey, talked to a few arbourists (tree choppers/ trimmers) to top a bit off of our front tree as it almost went over the last windstorm. They wanted to know how high and I now know I dont have a wit about me for calculating how high.. I said about a hundred and I just calculated it about 59-60 feet. LOL.

  I took out my old telescope with the angling eye, measure 25 feet from the base of the tree, placed the very centre of the tripod with the telescope pivot on the 25 foot mark, and raised it until the top was in the centre of the viewing eyepiece...

  Used pythagorus and got 54 feet, five feet on top of that to the pivot and the tree is 59 feet.

 [TABLE cellPadding=5 align=middle border=5] [TBODY] [TR] [TD align=middle colSpan=2][img height=270 alt="" src="http://www.csgnetwork.com/righttri.gif" width=373 border=0][/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD]Side a[/TD] [TD][INPUT size=24 value=53.61 name=sidea] Units Of Length[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD]Side b[/TD] [TD][INPUT size=24 value=25 name=sideb] Units Of Length[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD]Side c[/TD] [TD][INPUT size=24 value=59.16 name=sidec] Units Of Length[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD]Angle A or B[/TD] [TD][INPUT size=24 value=65 name=anglx] Degrees[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD]Angle C[/TD] [TD][INPUT readOnly size=24 value=90 name=anglr] Degrees[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD]Angle 3[/TD] [TD][INPUT readOnly size=24 value=25 name=angl3] Degrees[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]  

 I think I did this right... sound abouts how to do it?

#97
Getting another laptop.. just curious if anyone has any suggestions as what to get. This one will primarily be used for emailing, internet, and possibly some minor gaming and Movie watching.

  I normally walk into Future Shop and look around, talk to a few of the guys, and buy.

  Just want some more advice if anyone has any... I have had a few before so kinda know what to get.
#98
[A href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/01/08/somalia.strike/index.html"]http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/01/08/somalia.strike/index.html[/A]

   [DIV id=cnnSCHeadlineArea][A name=ContentArea][/A] [H1]Pentagon official: U.S. attacks al Qaeda suspects in Somalia[/H1] [H5][img height=168 alt=somalia.story.gif src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/WORLD/africa/01/08/somalia.strike/somalia.story.gif" width=220 border=0][!--===========/IMAGE===========--] [SCRIPT type=text/XXXXscript]var cnnStoryUrl = 'http://robots.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/01/08/somalia.strike/index.html';var cnnDisplayDomesticCL = 1; var cnnDisplayIntlCL = 1;[/SCRIPT]  [DIV class=cnnContextualLinksBox] [H4]ADVERTISER LINKS[/H4][/DIV][!-- date --] [SCRIPT language=DOH!Script type=text/XXXXscript]    [!--    if ( location.hostname.toLowerCase().indexOf( "edition." ) != -1 ) (    document.write('POSTED: 0406 GMT (1206 HKT), January 8, 2007'); )else (    document.write('POSTED: 11:06 p.m. EST, January 8, 2007'); )    //--]    [/SCRIPT] [/H5] [H5] [/H5] [H5]POSTED: 11:06 p.m. EST, January 8, 2007 [!-- /date --][/H5][/DIV][!--endclickprintinclude--] [DIV id=cnnSCContentColumn][!--startclickprintinclude--] [SCRIPT language=DOH!Script type=text/XXXXscript]var clickExpire = "-1";[/SCRIPT]  [DIV id=cnnSCHighlightsBox][!----] [H4][SPAN]Story Highlights[/SPAN][/H4]• NEW: Pentagon Source: U.S. targeted suspected al Qaeda in Somalia
• NEW: AC-130 gunship flew its mission within the last 24 hours
• NEW: No information on the strike's effectiveness
• NEW: Alleged al Qaeda operatives, unidentified, fled Mogadishu

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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A U.S. gunship attacked suspected al Qaeda targets in southern Somalia, a senior Pentagon official said Monday.

 The AC-130 flew its mission within the last 24 hours, the official told CNN. The operation was launched based on intelligence that al Qaeda operatives were at the location, but there was no immediate indication of how successful the strike had been.

 The official said the al Qaeda operatives had fled south late last month from Somalia's capital, Mogadishu, after Ethiopian-backed Somali troops forced out Islamist militants who had taken over much of southern Somalia.([A href="jvascript:cnnVideo('play','/video/world/2007/01/08/starr.kenya.somalia.al.qaeda.cnn','2007/01/22');"]Watch CNN's Barbara Starr report on al Qaeda in Somalia[/A] [A href="jvascript:cnnVideo('play','jvascript:cnnVideo('play','/video/world/2007/01/08/starr.kenya.somalia.al.qaeda.cnn','2007/01/22');','2007/01/08');"][img class=cnnVideoIcon height=12 alt=Video hspace=0 src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/1.5/main/icon_video.gif" width=19 vspace=1 border=0][/A])

 He did not identify the operatives, but U.S. officials accused the Islamic Courts Union of harboring suspects in the 1998 bombings of the U.S. embassies in Tanzania and Kenya.

 The Islamists -- who wrested control of Mogadishu from a U.S.-backed coalition of warlords in June -- denied the allegations.

 The Pentagon official said earlier Monday the aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower had moved within striking distance of Somalia, but its jets had not yet been put to use.

 U.S. authorities believe three al Qaeda operatives accused in the 1998 bombings of U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania have been hiding in Somalia for years.

 The three are believed to be closely tied to the Somali Islamic group - the ICU.

 The FBI Web site lists the wanted men as Fahid Mohammad Ally Msalam; Fazul Abdullah Mohammed; Ahmed Mohammed Hamed Ali; Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah; Anas al-Liby; and Ayman al-Zawahri.

 Rewards for information leading to the apprehension and conviction of each of the suspects is up to $5 million. However, there is a reward of up to $25 million for al-Zawahri.

 According to the FBI, al-Zawahri is a physician and founder of the Egyptian Islamic Jihad, an organization opposed to the secular Egyptian government. In approximately 1998, the EIJ, led by al-Zawahri, merged with al Qaeda.

 In November 2006, American officials confirmed that al Qaeda operative Muhsin Musa Matwalli Atwah, who was also wanted in connection with bombings, was killed in April in Pakistan. ([A href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/10/24/alqaeda.operative/index.html"]Read full story[/A])

 "We had seen intelligence evidence these three al Qaeda operatives were very much influencing the leadership of the council of the ICU -- for example providing logistics, fuel and arms to the militias," said Jendayi Frazer, the U.S. State Department's Assistant Secretary for African Affairs.

 U.S. officials in East Africa said earlier this week that al Qaeda operatives were developing the ability to attack U.S. targets just as they did when the embassy bombings killed hundreds.

 Intelligence shows al Qaeda stepped up its operations in Somalia in June after an Islamic militia took power.

 Their camps taught radical Islam to young men, weapons flowed in from eastern European arms dealers and money arrived from the Middle East, U.S. officials said.

 "What we were really concerned about was there seemed to be much more recruiting, much more training going on. They were positioning themselves to expand their area of influence beyond Somali borders," said Rear Adm. Richard Hunt of Task Force Horn of Africa.

 Neighboring Ethiopia was also worried by the prospect of a hard-line Islamic regime next door. Its invasion to oust the Islamic militia met with no objections from Washington.

 Al Qaeda's deputy leader urged Somalia's Islamic militia to attack Ethiopian forces, according to an audiotape on the Internet, The Associated Press reported last week.

 "I speak to you today as the crusader Ethiopian invasion forces violate the soil of the beloved Muslim Somalia," said Ayman al-Zawahri, the AP reported.

 About 40 percent of Ethiopians are Christian, according to the U.S. State Department.

 [P class=cnnSCAttribution]CNN's Jamie McIntyre and Barbara Starr contributed to this report.

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#99
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  This is the second time a submarine has smacked a japanese ship.

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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A U.S. submarine has collided with a Japanese merchant vessel, a senior U.S. Navy official told CNN.

 The USS Newport News was surfacing in the Arabian Sea south of the Straits of Hormuz when it hit the Japanese ship, the official said.

 There were no injuries, he said, but there was some damage.

 "Neither ship is in extremis," the official said late Monday local time in Washington D.C., meaning the damage was not serious enough to put the ships in jeopardy.

 The incident recalled a previous collision between a U.S. submarine and a Japanese ship.

 On February 9, 2001, the USS Greeneville struck the training ship Ehime Maru during an emergency ascent demonstration.

 Nine people, including four high school students, were killed. Twenty-six others on the ship were rescued.

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#100
Discover Seattle! / Snow Snow Snow
Jan 05 07 08:42
Well as Im sure you all know theres snow today!

  So be assured theres idiots on the road already, not that there ever isnt. I had some great experiences already...

  Everybody going in to work or taking the excuse to stay at home? Anybody have any good stories?  
#101
 [DIV class=feed_details] [H4]Good renew it you retards.[/H4] [A href="http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/westcoastnews/story.html?id=24207915-c1ea-4e48-b69d-38866d2d39aa"]http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/westcoastnews/story.html?id=24207915-c1ea-4e48-b69d-38866d2d39aa[/A]

 [H4] [H2][img id=storyphoto height=317 alt="Federal Health Minister Tony Clement asked questions of Insite's staff and Downtown Eastside users." src="http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/vasn/20070104/53874-21861.jpg" width=408 border=0][/H2][/H4] [H4] [H2]Minister drops in at injection site[/H2] [H4]Conservative Tony Clement meets Insite staff and addicts[/H4]Gerry Bellett, Vancouver Sun[/H4]Published: Thursday, January 04, 2007

[DIV class=para12 id=article] VANCOUVER - Federal Health Minister Tony Clement paid an unexpected visit to Vancouver's controversial supervised injection site in the Downtown Eastside Wednesday, but left without indicating if it would be permitted to operate beyond the end of the year.

 "I had a good chat with staff, asked a lot of questions and got a lot of answers," Clement said. "That helps me do my job as health minister and to report accurately what these facilities on the east side of Vancouver are all about," he said on the pavement outside Insite, which is North America's only legal drug-injection site.

 Clement was non-committal when asked if the visit had changed his mind about allowing Insite to remain open.

 "I think I'm getting a deeper understanding [of the centre] and this is something that will enable me to be the best health minister for the country," he said, after talking to staff and addicts inside.

 In the past, the minister had expressed doubts that the centre lowers drug use in the community or helps fights addiction. The Harper government had threatened not to renew the site's licence -- it exempts persons inside Insite from being arrested for possession of drugs -- when its permit expired last September. Clement finally renewed it until next Dec. 31.

 While Clement was inside Insite Wednesday, a steady parade of addicts entered.

 Addicts are allowed to inject themselves with heroin, cocaine, morphine and other street drugs they bring into the centre. The injections take place in 12 injection stalls using needles provided by staff who supervise injections to prevent overdoses. Since the centre opened in September, 2003. about 7,000 people have used it.

 Supporters say studies have shown the centre attracts users who would likely be HIV-positive, prone to overdosing and likely to inject in public. Supporters also say the centre has reduced public drug use, the number of discarded syringes in public places and syringe sharing by addicts.

 The federal government provided $1.5 million for scientific studies into the centre by the B.C. Centre For Excellence in HIV-AIDS. That research said social benefits of having the centre include a drop in hospital visits from overdoses, a reduction in ambulance costs and a reduction in persons dying from overdoses.

 Clement began Wednesday touring the Salvation Army detox and homeless centres in the Downtown Eastside. Staff at Insite only received short notice that he would visit the centre. He arrived shortly after 10 a.m. and stayed for about half an hour.

 "It was a surprise visit -- we were only notified a short time before he came -- but we are impressed and happy he was here," said Chris Buchner, manager of Vancouver Coastal Health HIV/AIDS Harm Reduction Programs.

 Buchner said addicts told Clement the importance "of having access to this place, how it adds dignity to their lives and how it's a critical health service."

 "He asked a lot of questions and was interested and impressed that we could demonstrate that this is an access point to addictions treatment," Buchner said. "People just don't jump from the gutter to abstinence. You need a ladder to get there and there are several intermediary steps and the first step is to bring people here.

 "When we get them we try to maximize those opportunities [for treatment] and I think that really spoke to him [Clement]."

 [email protected]

 [DIV align=center]© The Vancouver Sun 2007[/DIV][/DIV]
#102
I dunno this looks like a chevy/ chrysler idea and they are trying to jump on the bandwagon. I think it looks like an F350 crossed with a dogs ass.

  [A title="Click to Zoom" href="jvascript:Zoom('http://www.automobilemag.com/auto_shows/2007_detroit/0701_z+2006_ford_interceptor_concept+front.jpg',480,360)"][img id=img_border src="http://www.automobilemag.com/auto_shows/2007_detroit/0701_z+2006_ford_interceptor_concept+front.jpg" width=480][/A]

  [A href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/AUTOS/01/02/ford_interceptor/index.html"]http://www.cnn.com/2007/AUTOS/01/02/ford_interceptor/index.html[/A]

  "NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Ford Motor Co. will introduce a 4-door, V-8 concept-car carrying most of the mechanical underpinnings of its popular Mustang sports car, the company said in a recent statement.

With its six-speed manual gearbox, low roof-line and massive 22-inch wheels, the design is targeted at driving enthusiasts looking for a bold design but who can't fit the family in a two-door coupe.

"The Interceptor concept is a sedan, but with the heart and soul of a performance car," Freeman Thomas, director of Ford's North American strategic design department, said in a statement.

The car will be officially unveiled at the North American International Auto Show in Detroit next week.

The Interceptor is similar in design and spirit to Chrysler's popular Dodge Charger sedan.

The next-generation Chevrolet Impala from General Motors is expected to have four doors and share many of the mechanics with GM's upcoming version of the Camaro.

Powering the square-shouldered Interceptor is a 400-horsepower Ford Racing 5.0-liter V-8 engine, a variant of the 4.6-liter currently in the Mustang GT. The Interceptor is designed to run on either gasoline or an E85 ethanol blend.

Like the Mustang, the car is rear-wheel drive with a solid rear axle.

Inside, the interceptor boasts a black leather interior with contrasting caramel stitching on the seats.

Other features include a speedometer and tachometer with needles that start at the center and move opposite each other as speed and RPM climb. Ford intentionally kept many other extras out of the cabin.

"This car is about restraint, and not clouding the driving experience with too much technology," said Thomas. "There aren't a lot of layers between the driver and the road."

The car's four bucket seats sport four-point seat belts that go over both shoulders. The rear seats have belts that inflate in the event of a crash to minimize belt-related injuries."
#103
Discover Seattle! / YEAH!!!
Jan 02 07 09:23
Sorry for the self serving thread/ post but I passed my first exam of three!!

  Im only two months behind where I should be, but I THINK I should be ok

  So, as I have been wound up the last little bit, Im sorry for seeming to be such a prick with my posts and replies.. Im not like that...

  Anyhow, sorry to take up your time and webspace...    
#104
About damn time theres some form of public backing for the troops over there. Whether you support it or not, Canadian soldiers are in a war for the first time since Korea.

  [A href="http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=77a93771-fec4-43cc-8705-750d763a4be0&k=82144&p=1"]http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=77a93771-fec4-43cc-8705-750d763a4be0&k=82144&p=1[/A]

   [DIV class=feed_details] [H4]Kevin Gillies, Special to the Sun[/H4]Published: Friday, December 29, 2006

[DIV class=para12 id=article] CHILLIWACK - There was a loud explosion, then silence, before the screaming began, recalled a Chilliwack soldier wounded in a suicide bomb attack in Afghanistan three months ago.

 Sgt. Christopher Desjardins was the guest of honour at a Royal Canadian Legion luncheon Thursday.

 Desjardins, 30, had to be helped to his chair at the head table, where he was joined by his parents, his fiancee and local Legion dignitaries.

 "It's quite humbling to see these guys there to express gratitude to me," Desjardins said. "They're people, as a soldier, that you always look up to. We live in a society that's built on the blood of those people. So for them to be honouring me or any other soldier in my time, it's nice to see."

 About 120 people, mostly former soldiers, crammed into the tiny Vedder Legion branch to see Desjardins presented with plaques, shirts and a lifetime Legion membership.

 He has been back in Chilliwack since October, recuperating from the wounds he suffered in a Sept. 18 suicide bomb attack about 20 kilometres west of Kandahar. The blast killed four Canadians and wounded dozens, including Afghans.

 "We were on a foot patrol and we got hit by the suicide bomber. Because there were so many people that were actually injured, there wasn't a lot of people around to do first aid," Desjardins said. "I've heard [the bomber] was on a bike, I've heard he was walking beside a bike."

 "After the blast, you could hear the explosion," he said. "There was a deafening silence after that. No one was talking. Then you could hear people starting to scream or calling for medics.

 "At the initial time that it happened ... probably for the first 10 or 15 minutes, there were only three people that were uninjured and that were able to move around. As you can imagine, if your leg was basically hanging off you, you can't get up and move around 100 metres to the next person to do first aid or anything like that, so people pretty much had to take care of themselves until someone could get to them. There was a lot of panic for some of the people there," Desjardins said.

 "I was quite coherent for the entire thing. I knew what was going on the entire time. I was just shouting stuff to people to make sure they were doing what they had to be doing."

 Desjardins' left femur -- the bone between his hip and knee -- was shattered and he was transferred to a U.S. military base north of Kandahar, where he got his first operation. He was then flown to Kandahar and transferred to Germany for another operation.

 Now he's trying to rehabilitate his leg but it will take at least a year before he knows if he'll be able to walk normally again and, if he has his way, return to Afghanistan.

 In presenting Desjardins with a shirt , Correctional Service of Canada representative Pat Johnston said: "We want to get our message to you and the troops that we support you, we admire you and you, my son, are a modern-day hero. We respect you for that."

 Allan Rusk, president of the Vedder Legion, told the crowd: "I look around this room and I see pride and honour and courage and comradeship. We're proud to be here today to honour you, Christopher, for your courage and those of our members of the military who are in harm's way right this minute."

 [DIV class=para12 id=article] Rusk later said the ceremony came about because a member asked if a wheelchair could be found among the membership for Sgt. Desjardins.

 "We have a member who's a friend of his dad," Rusk said. "His dad asked the member if he could borrow a wheelchair because he thought Chris was going to need a wheelchair when he came home.

 "We said okay we'll give him a wheelchair, but we'll also have a luncheon for him. That's how it came about."

 Desjardins' mother Judy beamed as her son was honoured.

 "It's just wonderful to see the support. I never expected to see this," she said. "We expected a few friends. Then word got out."

 [DIV align=center]© The Vancouver Sun 2006[/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]
#105
Wow, it just started POURING rain, and then there was a flash and thunder. Havent seen this in Van in a long time.
#106
Ok, what picture resizing program do you use to beat the 300 x 300 in less than 50kb for pictures? Ive been dinking around on the net for about an hour now and finally figured out my contraption of a computer can do it... and then the size is still too big? How do I get it to that point?

  thanks for any and all help. And no, give up is not an option.
#107
I would just like to say I have my first smite! I would like to thank whomever gave it to me, as to be honest, I actually tried for a little while to get one. Then I just gave up and figured with my attractive personality I would eventually earn one.

  Sorry I didnt notice I had gotten one earlier. I was away camping again, and cut down a few christmas trees for our family and friends.  
#108
Discover Seattle! / Power issues
Dec 14 06 03:57
My power flashed on and off for a fraction of a second about 5 minutes ago. I just got a call from a neighbor, who had talked to another and was asking if it happened to us. Seems theres a number of us in the area that it happened to. The neighborhood gossip is going to call in and has promised to tell me the news that she gets from teh power company.

  Everything reset! all the clocks, alarms etc.
#109
[A href="http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/"]http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/[/A]

  This is me:

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[FONT color=#000000]You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! [/FONT][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
#110
This is VERY interesting considering all the hype because all the human rights groups saying if you still circumsize you are torturing your kid. And all the publicity saying it doesnt do anything so dont do it.

    [A href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/13/health/13cnd-hiv.html?ei=5065&en=8833323645b51227&ex=1166677200&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print"]http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/13/health/13cnd-hiv.html?ei=5065&en=8833323645b51227&ex=1166677200&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print[/A]

 [DIV class=timestamp]December 13, 2006

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[H1][NYT_HEADLINE type=" " version="1.0"]Circumcision Reduces Risk of AIDS, Study Finds [/NYT_HEADLINE][/H1][NYT_BYLINE type=" " version="1.0"] [DIV class=byline]By [A title="More Articles by Donald G. Mcneil Jr." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/m/donald_g_jr_mcneil/index.html?inline=nyt-per"][FONT color=#000066]DONALD G. McNEIL Jr.[/FONT][/A][/DIV][/NYT_BYLINE][NYT_TEXT] [DIV id=articleBody] Circumcising African men may cut their risk of catching [A title="Recent and archival health news about AIDS/HIV." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/health/diseasesconditionsandhealthtopics/aids/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier"][FONT color=#000066]AIDS[/FONT][/A] in half, the [A title="More articles about National Institutes of Health, U.S." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/organizations/n/national_institutes_of_health/index.html?inline=nyt-org"][FONT color=#000066]National Institutes of Health[/FONT][/A] said today as it stopped two clinical trials in Africa, when preliminary results suggested that circumcision worked so well that it would be unethical not to offer it to uncircumcised men in the trials.

 AIDS experts immediately hailed the result, saying it gave the world a new way to fight the spread of AIDS, and the directors of the two largest funds for fighting the disease said they would now consider paying for circumcisions.

 "This is very exciting news," said Daniel Halperin, an H.I.V. specialist at [A title="More articles about Harvard University." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/organizations/h/harvard_university/index.html?inline=nyt-org"][FONT color=#000066]Harvard[/FONT][/A]'s Center for Population and Development, who has argued in scientific journals for years that circumcision slows the spread of AIDS in the parts of Africa where it is practiced.

 In an interview from Zimbabwe, Mr. Halperin added: "I have no doubt that, as word of this gets around, millions of African men will want to get circumcised and that will save many lives."

 But experts also cautioned that circumcision is no cure-all. It only lessens the chances that a man will catch the virus, it is expensive compared to condoms, abstinence or other methods, and the surgery has serious risks if performed by folk healers using dirty blades, as often happens in rural Africa.

 Sex education messages to young men need to make it clear that "this does not mean that you have an absolute protection," said Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, an AIDS researcher and director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, which sponsored the trials. Circumcision should be added to other prevention methods, not replace them, he said.

 The two trials were carried out among nearly 3,000 men in Kisumu, Kenya, and nearly 5,000 men in Rakai, Uganda. None were infected with H.I.V., the virus that causes AIDS; they were divided into circumcised and uncircumcised groups. They were given safe sex advice — although many presumably did not take it — and retested regularly.

 The trials were stopped by the National Institutes of Health's Data Safety and Monitoring Board this week after data showed that the Kenyan men had a 53 percent reduction in new H.I.V. cases and the Ugandan men a 48 percent reduction.

 In Kenya, 22 of the 1,393 circumcised young men in the study caught the disease, compared with 47 of the 1,391 uncircumcised men.

 Those results echo the finding of a trial completed last year in the town of Orange Farm, South Africa, financed by the French government, which demonstrated a reduction of 60 percent among circumcised men.

 Two agencies, one under the State Department and the other financed by a number of countries, said they now would be willing to pay for circumcisions, which they have not before, citing a lack of hard evidence that it works.

 Dr. Richard G. A. Feachem, executive director of the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria, said that if a country seeking money submitted plans to conduct safe, sterile circumcisions, "I think it's very likely that our technical panel would approve it."

 Ambassador Mark Dybul, executive director of the $15 billion President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief in the State Department, said his agency "will support implementation of safe medical male circumcision for HIV/AIDS prevention."

 He too warned that it was only one new weapon.

 "Prevention efforts must reinforce the ABC approach — abstain, be faithful and correct and consistent use of condoms," he said.

 Uncircumcised men are thought to be more susceptible to AIDS because the underside of the foreskin is rich in Langerhans' cells, which attach easily to the virus. The foreskin may also suffer small tears during intercourse, making it more susceptible to infection.

 Researchers have long noted that parts of Africa where circumcision is practiced — particularly in the Muslim countries of West Africa — had much lower AIDS rates. But it was unclear whether other factors, such as religion or polygamy, played important roles.

 Outside Muslim regions, circumcision is spotty. In South Africa, for example, the Xhosa people circumcise teen-age boys, while Zulus, whose traditional homeland abuts theirs, do not. AIDS is common in members of both tribes.

 In recent years, as word has spread that circumcision might be protective, many African men have sought it out. A Zambian hospital offered $3 circumcisions last year, and Swaziland trained 60 doctors to give them at $40 each after its waiting lists grew.

 "Private practitioners also do it," Dr. Halperin said. "In some places, it's $20, in others, much more. Lots of the wealthy elite have already done it. It prevents STD's, it's seen as cleaner, sex is better, women like it. I predict that a lot of men who can't afford private clinics will start clamoring for it."

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#111
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[FONT face="Courier New"]A BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were
married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile
about the next time you open a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her  trips in Northern
Saskatchewan when she saw an elderly  Cree  woman walking on the side of
the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car
and asked the  Cree  woman if she would like a ride. With a
silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small
talk with the  Cree  woman. The old woman just sat silently,
looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little
detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of
wine. I got it for my husband."

The  Cree  woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said,

"Good trade." [/FONT]
#112
(Written by kids)


HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
-- Ly nnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be! eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SIN! GLE OR MARRIED?


It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?


There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD ! YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
#113
Found this while searching something unrelated lol, and no it was prOn.

      **Warning** some 35% links on this site so unworksafe

[A href="http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=b900f1e5cbf74eaf3c1f029ba764bf65&threadid=2191192&perpage=40&pagenumber=1"]http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=b900f1e5cbf74eaf3c1f029ba764bf65&threadid=2191192&perpage=40&pagenumber=1[/A]

      I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the f*ck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that a**hole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw f*cking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.
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My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?
#114
Uh, sorry guys I cant stick around and play. Im on my way out here... Its my dads 61st today. I wondered why he was in my suite hanging around. I just remembered. LOL. I do have a card and present but not till later, going to dinner with everyone.

  See you all later, Im taking him out to breakfast.    
#115
Heres the blog for the guy, theres a link on it for his conversation with Verizon.

  [A href="http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/"]http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/[/A]

  Cliff Notes:

Theres a difference between .99 dollars which is .99 cents, they do not equal each other. And 0.002 CENTS per Kb does NOT mean .002 DOLLARS per Kb.  
#116
[A href="http://www.fquick.com/videos/viewvideo.php?id=520&file=520&autoStart=fal"]http://www.fquick.com/videos/viewvideo.php?id=520&file=520&autoStart=fal[/A]    
#117
So this past saturday my gf had her company xmas party and I went along too. It was a pretty cool idea as it was a harbour cruise with dinner and drinks. Wine was complimentary but all others you had to pay for. I ended up paying 5 bucks a drink.

Dinner was a buffet with lots of salads, fish, roast beef, and other desert stuffs. I was the only one that went for thirds.

  Pretty cool meeting alot of her co workers, kinda funny at the same time as pretty much all of them looked UP at me and went 'oooh, YOURE Russ her bf!'

Her bosses all liked me, I didnt know who I was talking to until she kicked me in the shin and told me after.

Only bad part was there was no announcements as to where the ship was and people missed it. I found I was telling people where we were as I know Vancouver Harbour and Indian Arm well. The ship also left late, and made everyone leave right after the ship docked, I heard that the booking agent told the organizing commitee they could stay until 1230...

  But great time! My company cause its an international company cant hold an xmas party for all of us.. so they send us a christmas card with a gift certificate for a restaurant. Only they still havent picked up on that the card is only good for the UK.

    Anyone else had one yet? Where did you go and did anything interesting happen?
#118
from a few days ago but still funny, scroll down to the story.

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  I actually got this in class. As in discussed, lol.  
#119
Data Can Now Be Stored on Paper
M. A. Siraj, Arab News —


BANGALORE, 18 November 2006 — Is it time to say goodbye to CDs, DVDs, Zip drives?

A Kerala student has developed a technique for portable data whereby the data can now be stored on ordinary paper. And to boot, larger amounts of data can be had on lesser space.

The immediate question that pops into the mind is how to retrieve the data. Will it be as easy as feeding a floppy disc or CD into the drive and having it on the monitor? Perhaps it will be much easier than that. The piece of paper or even plastic sheet storing the data has only to be scanned in the scanner and read over the monitor. So wait, scan drive would be part of your computer.

Named "Rainbow Technology", the new technique is the brainchild of Sainul Abideen, who has just finished his MCA at Muslim Educational Society Engineering College in Kuttipuram in Kerala's Malappuram district.

The extremely low-cost technology will drastically reduce the cost of storage and provide for high-speed storage as well. Files in any format such as movie files, songs, images and text can be stored using this technology.

Currently, of the several options available for data storage, DVDs are the best mode. But a high quality DVD, which is very expensive can store only about 4.7 gigabyte (GB) of data. In contrast, the Rainbow Versatile Disc (RVD) can store 90 to 450 GB. And Sainul has simultaneously developed a scanning drive based on his Rainbow software which will come in smaller sizes to be initially carried with the laptops and later to fit into their bodies.

Sainul says a CD or DVD consumes 16 grams of polycarbonate, a petroleum by-product. While a CD costs Rs.15 (SR1.25), his paper or plastic-made RVD will cost just about Rs.1.50 and has 131 times more storage capacity.

Sainul, who has just turned 24, says that instead of using zeroes and ones for computing, he used geometric shapes such as circles, squares and triangles for computing which combine with various colors and preserve the data in images. An RVD therefore looks like a printout of modern art.

He says all kinds of data has to be first converted into a common format called "Rainbow Format."

In a demo at his college laboratory, this writer could see text typed on 432 pages of foolscap paper being stored in a four square inch paper. The writer was even shown a 45-second video clip of a Malayalam film stored on an ordinary paper. Sainul was guided by Prof. Hyderali, head of the MCA Department at the College in all these projects.

Sainul says the biggest advantage of the new technology will be the biodegradable nature of his storage devices which will do away with e-waste pollution.

He says with the popularity of his Rainbow Technology, computer or fashion magazines in future need not carry CDs in a pack.

The computable data printed on a paper can be attached in a tearable sheet and will be capable of carrying even software programs, or movies, MP3 data or text. Sainul is promoting the theme of disposable storage and says newspapers, magazines and video albums could benefit from the idea and also distribute their material in this form in order to curtail use of paper and facilitate the disposal of the waste.

Sainul is simultaneously molding the technology into "Rainbow Cards" which will be of SIM card size and store 5 GB of data equivalent to three films of DVD quality. Sainul says as "Rainbow Cards" will become popular, Rainbow Card Readers will replace CD drives of mobile phone and computer notebooks and will enable more data in portable forms for mini digital readers.

Large-scale manufacture of the Rainbow card will bring down its cost to only 50 paise (half a rupee). He is currently in consultation with a UK-based company for manufacture of the Rainbow Cards.

Sainul has also put forward the idea of databank with Rainbow Technology, which will enable huge servers with a high storage capacity.

Quoting a research study carried out in the US in 2003, he says the entire static data in the US would require $5 billion (Indian Rupees 230 billion) for storage with the current storage devices. But Rainbow based databank could reduce the cost to Rs.3.5 million. He says he could construct databank with almost 123.60 Peta Byte (PB) capacity.

Sainul is also working on project Xpressa, a software package for regional languages. This will enable the Internet browser to access the newspapers available on Internet through mobile phone in audible form.

Sainul Abideen can be contacted at: 0091-98950-81493, Res: 0091-494-2495493, email: [A href="mailto:[email protected]"][email protected][/A]

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#120
Good for you judge for making this idiot pay safeway back for their court costs! I cant believe that someone would seriously try this, it should be the norm for people to be charged for stores defending themselves.

    [A href="http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=002139c6-da2e-4cbf-956d-365abd25ba94&p=1"]http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=002139c6-da2e-4cbf-956d-365abd25ba94&p=1[/A]

   [DIV class=feed_details] [H4]Ian Mulgrew, Vancouver Sun[/H4]Published: Saturday, November 25, 2006

[DIV class=para12 id=article] Jody Ann Logan would have done better crying over spilled milk than suing Canada Safeway for $60,000 in pain and suffering.

 Rather than receiving $43,878 for her injuries, Logan (a.k.a. Jody Ann Yariwon) was told by B.C. Supreme Court to pay the grocery giant's legal costs to fight her civil suit.

 Justice Deborah Satanove said in a decision Thursday Safeway was not liable for the injuries Logan suffered three years ago when a grocery bag split.

 The judgment followed a seven-day trial in October and November -- which struck me as a scandalous waste of everyone's time and resources.

 A daycare operator at the time, Logan claimed that on May 11, 2003, she was transferring from a shopping cart to her minivan plastic bags of groceries purchased at the Tsawwassen Safeway.

 That's when, in her version of events, tragedy struck.

 The grocery bag burst, sending two two-litre bottles of pop, a two-litre carton of milk and a 1.3 kg tub of margarine tumbling onto her right foot.

 The milk carton exploded on the ground.

 As the bag burst, Logan shifted her wait suddenly, twisting her left ankle, and instinctively grabbing the side of the shopping cart -- smashing her left palm and wrist against it.

 We-e-e-l-l-l, you know how that hurts.

 She picked up the scattered items, put them in her shopping cart along with the broken bag and returned to the store.

 A customer service representative replaced the items.

 I'm sure in such circumstances most of us would be satisfied and get on with our day. Not Logan.

 She went to her lawyer and filed suit claiming Safeway was liable for hiring inexperienced employees; failing to properly train employees in packing plastic grocery bags; failing to adequately supervise employees packing plastic grocery bags; failing to establish a proper system and/or guidelines for packing plastic grocery bags; in not using double bags for the heavier groceries packed in her shopping bags; in not providing assistance to help Logan transport the bags to her vehicle when they knew or ought to have known that the Safeway bag was improperly or inappropriately packed; and in putting too many items in the bag when they knew or ought to have known it would result in danger or injury.

 She also sued the plastic bag manufacturer, Advance Polybag Inc., which unbelievably gave her $15,000 before trial.

 Safeway conceded the bag broke, the groceries tumbled out and Logan was hurt. But the store denied any negligence and it denied the severity of her injuries.

 The key issue, as Satanove keenly noted, was whether the Safeway cashier overpacked the grocery bag.

 She meticulously reviewed the evidence.

 First, a store manager testified at length about training.

 Every cashier, it seems, gets 20 hours of computer and video training that includes techniques for bagging groceries.

 The trainees are instructed that an overfilled bag is uncomfortable to carry and a potential hazard, not because it will break necessarily, but because the customer might be injured lifting a bag that is too heavy.

 Although the bags can hold 16 pounds, trainees are taught to put no more than eight to 10 pounds in a bag.

 [DIV class=para12 id=article] Of course, special consideration applies to the elderly.

 The single experienced cashier who testified was punctilious in her recollections about bagging the groceries that day for Logan.

 She had bagged thousands of bags of groceries in her career and had not received a complaint.

 In fact, she received compliments for putting appropriate things on top, not squashing the groceries or breaking eggs.

 "She took pride in her work," the justice noted wryly.

 Logan testified that two two-litre bottles of pop, a two-litre carton of milk and a 1.3 kg tub of margarine all fell out of the single broken bag.

 But the cashier was adamant she would never have packed all that into a single bag -- why, that was nearly 20 pounds.

 She remembered placing the two bottles of pop in a single bag by themselves. The margarine and milk were probably placed together because they were refrigerator items, but not with the pop.

 She was very certain about this.

 And the judge believed her, finding Logan's evidence riddled with inconsistencies and smacking of "reconstruction."

 "Why would a conscientious, trained employee ... need to pack 18 to 20 pounds of groceries in one bag, contrary to her standard practice, contrary to Safeway's policy, and contrary to what was comfortable for her to lift?" Justice Satanove asked.

 "In conclusion I find that [Logan] has not established that the items alleged were packed in the same bag. Further, [she] has not established that the bag broke due to any negligence on the part of Safeway or its employees."

 Logan, who has Grade 11, no particular vocational skills and has closed her daycare, wanted between $50,000 and $60,000 for her pain and suffering -- and more in damages.

 In a breakdown of costs that would have been awarded had she found Safeway liable, Satanove said she would have given Logan $40,000 for non-pecuniary damages, $3,000 for income lost while she was healing, $15,000 for loss of future income and $878 in special damages.

 However, she also would have deducted the $15,000 paid by Advance Polybag.

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