Don't step on dog poo. It sure wrecks your day.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/8.gif)
totally agreed. I hate cleaning shoes! I usually put the whole shoe in the washing machine with soap and lotsa bleach (if it's a running shoe).
Comb your hair when you go out, you don't know who you will run into.
Always wear panties.
Agree Lise. Too much work to clean up the soles.
Another thing on the same note is watch out for birdie poop! Not fun!
Lise wrote:
Always wear panties.
Uhm, not always, right? ;)
Always let purelife wear panties..... then.
Don't be a victim of a Wardrobe Malfunction
An exploding egg in a microwave can be avoided by:
a) not putting the egg in there in the first place
b) not attempting to prove a point
I have a tip to clean up anything that ends up sticking in the microwave.
Fill a cup with warm water and place it in the microwave. Also, warm a cloth and place this in there too. Then, microwave both items for about 20 -30 secs. Then, the air would have humidified and things in the microwave loosen up. Then, wipe down with the water and cloth. This method gets rid of the dirt quickly. EASY PEASY!
I have a better way of cleaning up the microwave.....................
................. ignoring it.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
yes, this is a Jack Handey thought, not my own. I can't think of anything profound this afternoon.
"You get paid to get laid." This rhymes. ;) I wonder if this speaks truth.
purelife wrote:
I have a tip to clean up anything that ends up sticking in the microwave.
Fill a cup with warm water and place it in the microwave. Also, warm a cloth and place this in there too. Then, microwave both items for about 20 -30 secs. Then, the air would have humidified and things in the microwave loosen up. Then, wipe down with the water and cloth. This method gets rid of the dirt quickly. EASY PEASY!
Lise wrote:
[DIV style="OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 100%"] I have a better way of cleaning up the microwave.....................
................. ignoring it.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif) [/DIV]
Are you two trying to tell me something about my microwave...
HEY! Im slacking on the guess pictures arent I? Ill have to take some later.
Russ needs more pictures.
agreed lise. we need more pictures of russ. ;)
Do sperm get lost and ask for directions if it turns out to be a blow job?
Is Raver flexible?
purelife wrote:
Is Raver flexible?
Not really but I'll bend to the point of breaking for you, purelife. ;)
I'm thinking if Raver wants to meet for some one-on-one "demonstrations." ;)
purelife wrote:
I'm thinking if Raver wants to meet for some one-on-one "demonstrations." ;)
Anytime, anyplace sweet thang
(http://www.emoticonsign.com/smiley/wink.gif--Raver%20rocks%20my%20boat--3300CC--/font/arial.ttf--10.gif).
Purelife, you're making blood rush to my....cheeks.
(http://www.emoticonsign.com/smiley/wink.gif--Let%20us%20sneak%20to%20VPL,%203rd%20floor.--3300CC--/font/arial.ttf--10.gif)Good times, good times. ;)
* flirty comment*
Jeez I'm not even trying anymore
That's okay Raver. I know that you like to take it nice and s l o w.... ;)
/end of flirt. hee hee.
who let the steam out it just got cold. brrrr
Damn Purelife! You promised to be mine!!!
(I gotta visit this famous third floor at VPL the next time I visit Vancouver)
It's Ok, SD.
I'm here now baby (//forums/richedit/smileys/Love/1.gif)
(http://www.emoticonsign.com/smiley/wink.gif--49er,%20XOXOXO%20forever!--FF0000--/font/arial.ttf--10.gif).
Remember I'm not the forgiving type
(I gotta visit this famous third floor at VPL the next time I visit Vancouver)
[/DIV]You've got to 49er. I'll let you in on a secret. Hush, hush, k? Ok, go find that leather 3-seater couch located on the NW corner. Look underneath the couch and you will find what you're looking for.
(//forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/4.gif) ,
Hey Purelife I'm at the Library, 3rd floor and I'm naked. Which one of the people pointing and laughing is you?
Well Raver. I'm the one with big goofy glasses and the leather whip. Now, turn around my dearest for some one-on-one.
49er wrote:
Remember I'm not the forgiving type
That's okay. Xenu still loves you. (and maybe baby Jesus)
purelife wrote:
<DIV>Well Raver. I'm the one with big goofy glasses and the leather whip. Now, turn around my dearest for some one-on-one. </DIV>
Hmmm glasses, eh? Not into that kind of kinky stuff. I'm going to have to bail. Thats just to weird for me
lol Raver doesn't like the librarian look.
(http://www.librarybarnyc.com/images/screensaver2.jpg)
Hmmm glasses, eh? Not into that kind of kinky stuff. I'm going to have to bail. Thats just to weird for me
How about I pour some wine over your body?
Sure, sounds hot... and sticky.
If you lick it off of me, you might even get drunk enough to do more naughty things. I'll overlook the big goofy glasses, just because its you.
Here's a recent pic of me. Come and get it baby
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d119/myfunpics23/one-really-ugly-man-6f8.jpg)
Ah geezzz...I have nothing further to add. I believe that I'm all out of "flirt" ammo. Darn. ;)
Someone needs to pull my finger.
(http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/photos/kantor_istvan.jpg)
We hungarians are crazy.
Why are we conditioned to look up to those who have more than us, when it's those who have nothing at all who are the true heroes of life?
Celebrities are no different and no better than you or I.
It's true, but you'll always be a star to me, Purelife.
celebs aren't that good looking without the make up. I think us normal folk are better looking.
Why you little silver tongued devil you, Gophie [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d025.gif" border=0]
I am hungry therefore I am.
I am therefore I am hungry.
Gopher wrote:
It's true, but you'll always be a star to me, Purelife. [/DIV]
Superstar is my star. ;) LOL Remember Superstar?
Yes, is she still around and using the same name?
I doubt she's still using her handler name on DV since it's been hijacked many times.
Now she's going by SS66 or something similar.
Do you realize she's been on DV for more than 3 years?
She outranks us all! :O
LOL. No way. Damn. I feel so humbled. One must have supersonic strength to be able to last that long on DV and not be turned off.
Speaking of which, Raging Poodle..... paging Raging Poodle.....
Really? 3 years? I think Orca has been on DV for years too. 4th?
Ha! Yes of course. Orca is the ultimate veteran, but I meant compared to the DS regs Superstar pwns all j00 n00bs ;)
OK. Well the award goes to Orca for staying there and not losing her mind.
I think Orca must be made of mystical stone.
Or maybe she's an enlightened one.
I bet she can hold her paw over a candle flame as long as she wants.
Lucky :(
I thought the same thing about Orca, too.
Well how long were you on DV Lise, tenkani.....
I know you were on long before I was, but it's been almost 3 years since I started on there.
Late 2004. I think I was modding for a year then quit soon after. I've been lurking back since.... however, I haven't been back there since Mike went on his hissy spaz act. Besides DV is so boring rite now. No point.
tenkani has been there longer.
How DO they get the Caramilk in the Caramilk Bar?
I'm thinking they used lots of Russ' sexy teeth.
My hair and beard is really long.
Sportsdude wrote:
My hair and beard is really long.
Are you some kinda pot smoking hippie , a neckbeard havin Star Trek nerd, amish, or a biker? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/13.gif)
right now the hippie without the pot My beard is really really long
I was hoping you'd say Amish so I could get all high and mighty and shame you for using a computer
lol, my dad says I look like a south american revolutionary at the moment.
WOOHOO, our company is implementing a 10-minute onsite massage. Our department is having it some time in March/April! I can't wait to get a massage. I hope that this happens daily. (probably not)
Excellent. Lucky you!!
purelife wrote:
WOOHOO, our company is implementing a 10-minute onsite massage. Our department is having it some time in March/April! I can't wait to get a massage. I hope that this happens daily. (probably not)[/DIV]
Does it come with a happy ending?
Does it come with a happy ending?
[/DIV]Is that a sick perverted question for a sick perverted answer? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/13.gif)
I would think its an honest question... ;)
My random thought of the day is how the hell do people not get in as many accidents as they should when they dont know how a roundabout works... Its just like 4 way stops people...
Who are Polly and Ester......and where do they get them funny clothes ?
P.C. wrote:
Who are Polly and Ester......and where do they get them funny clothes ?
OK, this made me snort my drink out my nose.. I vote this for the quote of the day!!
'bless'