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Title: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: TehBorken on Mar 20 07 08:22
Oh. My. God. Forwarded to me by a friend. [a href="http://eugene.craigslist.org/cas/296363513.html"]A real Craigslist ad[/a].

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Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: ripper on Mar 20 07 09:11
How in the world she could be so picky is beyond me. She'd be lucky to have some creep on East Hastings hit on her.
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: Lise on Mar 20 07 09:45
Eeeeow. Are you serious? She's so..... uhm.... plain. ripper's right, how can she expect to be picky about the whole thing when you look like that and have that attitude about men?
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 20 07 11:35
There's a Queen song that comes to mind right about now......


 
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: Marik on Mar 20 07 12:01
Once I saw 5'8" and 215 lbs, my idea of 'nice rack and a nice ass' was gone :(  (even without the picture)  Nice ornament on the front of the car too...  
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: ripper on Mar 20 07 12:21
Marik wrote:
Once I saw 5'8" and 215 lbs, my idea of 'nice rack and a nice ass' was gone :(  (even without the picture)  Nice ornament on the front of the car too...  
 Well she did say she liked doing it in the woods. Maybe she was talking about moose.
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: Devil on Mar 20 07 01:37
I thought boners died with cold showers?
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: Hahaha2 on Mar 20 07 01:42
Is she wearing a dirty and stained shirt? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/10.gif) I'm sure if she cleaned that up she'll have plenty of interested bed-buddies!
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: kingy on Mar 20 07 01:58
is the car included, or does she want to do it in the car, or on the hood of it.
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: margretli on Mar 21 07 10:46
There are plenty of men (and women) who are into large sized persons. It's not how she looks, it's the whole damn I'm all that and men are all this attitude that she can't get laid in the first place (what's up with "lumpping" a bi-curious male with criminals?)

Anywhoo, could be someone playing a joke on the poor women too, you never know.  
Title: Re: Where Boners Go To Die
Post by: Hahaha2 on Mar 21 07 03:37
margretli wrote:
Anywhoo, could be someone playing a joke on the poor women too, you never know.  


 that is very likely!