more here: [a href="http://www.overheardinvancouver.ca/"]http://www.overheardinvancouver.ca/[/a]
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Overheard at Langara College,[/p] Boy #1: If the Canucks win the game tonight we can go downtown and pick up girls.[/p] Boy #2: And if they don't win?[/p] Boy #1: Then we don't get to go downtown and pick up girls.
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[/p]Overheard on the corner of Burrard & Dunsmuir,[/p] Guy #1: So she said she didn't want to be just another girl I sleep with.[/p] Guy #2: But that's what you want.[/p] Guy #1: Well, yeah, but I can't say that.[/p]
Hmmm, is this a diss against Vancouverites??(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/1.gif)
overheard in front of my workplace....
guy 1- GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!!!!
guy2- I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY YOU ****** *******
guy 1- YES YOU ****** DID!!!! AND I WANT IT BACK
guy 2- YOU STUPID DRUNK...I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR ****** MONEY......
and so it went from there....
Maybe a diss against Vancouverites who say dumb things out loud.
Ahh! ok..that is funny then. (I was just teasing pitbulla)
Overheard in Vancouver -
"What's a CFL??"
. (I was just teasing pitbulla)
call me slow this morning..but where were you teasing me, devil?
pitbullca.bc wrote:
. (I was just teasing pitbulla)
call me slow this morning..but where were you teasing me, devil?[/DIV]
When I asked if you were dissing Vancouverites.
When I asked if you were dissing Vancouverites.
I still don't understand...you posted that before I posted anything..?
huh?
(http://www.ilovefunlife.com/content/20060309/pictures/1/ani106.jpg)
YOU ARE RIGHT!
My apologies! I am weird..and tired myself. I meant to say Lil Me, not pitbulla!
(extra blessings later for Lil Me and pitbulla for Devil's dumbness!)
sorry about that.
ok...more coffee before DS..cya in awhile.
edit:: double post
how is this a diss against vancouver? Everyone knows half the people in Vancouver including langara at any given time are from the places around vancouver.. the lower mainland.
Theres people like this everywhere
RUSS! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
*holds defibillator paddles*
CHARGING 200
CLEAR!
*shocks Russ*
ADD: Sorry, I thought you trailed off mid-post. I just realized that you probably didn't.
*unshock*
*unshock*
teehee...aren't we just a bunch of sillies...I have more sensless talk from where I am from...but it would probably bore the heck outta you.
Nothing worst then overhearing a conversation between guys that sound like surfer dudes. You know that stupid slow goofy laugh talk, they sound so dumb.
standing in a vancity bank.. one day i overheard..
Girl, oh man its good to see you again...
guy, yeah it has been awhile... give us a hug..
girl. jumps on guy wraps legs around him...
guy... hmmm you feel as good as ever...
girl ... lol i missed you...
guy... hmmm mmm
girl so i moved to...... island
guy so is it nice
girl yeah its great..
guy. i should visit..
girl so did you have sypphilis then
guy... well the test...
and i was at the teller and to far away to overhear the rest... :(
Overheard elsewhere.
Woman 1. My husband's got cancer. I blame it on his smoking.
Woman 2. There's probably nothing wrong with cigarettes because our dog had cancer last year and SHE didn't smoke.
Yer avatar has no hat gopher.. everything ok?
Although it DOES have an afro.
Yes, I just thought I'd show everyone that beneath my avatars' hats was a fullsome head of hair.
Russ wrote:
how is this a diss against vancouver? Everyone knows half the people in Vancouver including langara at any given time are from the places around vancouver.. the lower mainland.
Theres people like this everywhere
Oh, I was just joking. Just the title "things overheard" etc. I was just ready to defend my old stomping grounds. LOL!
lol... ok just checking!
So, whats the pic from? For some reason it looks quite familiar?
Russ wrote:
lol... ok just checking!
So, whats the pic from? For some reason it looks quite familiar? ....
Struwwelpeter
Gopher wrote:
Struwwelpeter
Ok.. then again maybe not. lol
Hey Devil.. busy today?
pretty busy. you?
yeah.. busy with last minute stuf and attempting to start packing
This took place yesterday on teh skytrain:
Young girl on the cell phone: "Oh my god, did she really fcuk his brains out?"
*pause* *pause*
"Did I tell you that I was into her?"
Then, I left for my stop! drats!
Overheard in Vancouver (a couple years ago):
Devil: I sure wish I could meet a gal like purelife.
purelife: I sure wish I could meet someone who is not like the Devil.
today at work..
Guy 1- Hi ___. How ya doin?
Guy 2- hey ______ doin good.
Guy 1- did you hear about _____ _______?
Guy 2- No? What happened?
Guy 1- _____ passed away.
Guy 2- Oh! No...when was that?
Guy 1- this afternoon..................
Ok this was Calgary, not Vancouver, but it's a classic:
"Why did he kick him down the stairs?"
"...well, he stabbed him with a hot-knife, so..."
......sometimes I just feel like I'm from another planet. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c020.gif" border=0]
What does this mean ?
P.C. wrote:
......sometimes I just feel like I'm from another planet. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c020.gif" border=0]
What does this mean ?
What does what mean?
It means that she's suddenly become in touch with reality.