Inspired by Lise, I've decided to open a thread dedicated to answering all your questions about life.
Wednesday Feb 14 is my last day in cubicle hell. (or fattening pen as I call it) so I won't be around here as much for awhile. I'll answer everything posted for at least 24 hours, maybe more if the thread is entertaining.
No topic is out of bounds, and every question gets an answer. Ask away
So Raver, do you like to be on top or on the bottom? ;)
Is a vibrator God's gift to women?
purelife wrote:
So Raver, do you like to be on top or on the bottom? ;)
I'd be on the bottom because I could never get over you ;)
Describe how you look in a suit and what kind of cologne you wear.
Does Raver like to smell purple? *snicker snicker*
Lise wrote:
Is a vibrator God's gift to women?[/DIV]
Sort of. Its actually a cheap knock off of my actual body parts. However, mine vibrates due to advanced stages of epilepsy.
purelife wrote:
Describe how you look in a suit and what kind of cologne you wear.
I don't wear clothes and I smell like a monkey. Some women like my animal scent
Why are men (and some women) not like to say the "I love you" phrase?
Lise wrote:
Does Raver like to smell purple? *snicker snicker*
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I suspect theres a joke in here I'm missing. So after careful consideration, the answer is 11.
purelife wrote:
Why are men (and some women) not like to say the "I love you" phrase?
Because after using it a few times to get laid, you realize its more trouble than its worth.
Does Raver like to smell purple? *snicker snicker*
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I suspect theres a joke in here I'm missing. [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c080ff"]So after careful consideration, the answer is 11.[/FONT]
This is my favourite answer.[/DIV]
Where did the handle "Raver" come from?
Was it due to a time in your life (late 90s - early 00s) of underground club freedom dancing on ecstasy?
How come, although the moon is only one-ninth the size of the earth, it is so much farther away?
LOL weird al.
Answer THAT Raver. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a077.gif" border=0]
.....and while you're at it....
How long is a piece of string?
Where can I get a piece of shoreline?
Where do I go to get a long stand?
Oh, and 'goats'
did raver get overloaded?
CK wrote:
Where did the handle "Raver" come from?
Was it due to a time in your life (late 90s - early 00s) of underground club freedom dancing on ecstasy?
I'm a raving lunatic, but I started it in response to a poster named Ranter on DV.
Also, drugs are bad, mmkay
weird al wrote:
How come, although the moon is only one-ninth the size of the earth, it is so much farther away?[/DIV]
Why all the sudden interest in the moon? Are you a werewolf? The moon is fake anyway, haven't you heard about how the CIA faked the moon landing? Why would they fake it if they could just really send astronauts there in the UFO they captured at Roswell? Duh!
P.C. wrote:
.....and while you're at it....
How long is a piece of string?
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The answer to this is long and complex and can't easily be answered within the confines of this forum. To simplify, I'll try to break it down into laymans terms. It ranges from very short to you're a smart ass.
Russ wrote:
Where can I get a piece of shoreline? - Duh, the shore. Its in the name
Where do I go to get a long stand? - The ride lines at Disneyland
Oh, and 'goats' - Goats is not a question but thanks for playing. Now please put your hockey helmet back on and stop eating your crayons.
[/DIV]kingy wrote:
did raver get overloaded?
Some of you nearly broke my brain with some of these questions. I actually had to return to real life for a few hours to take a break.
Why do men think with their Little General all the time?
Lise wrote:
Why do men think with their Little General all the time?[/DIV]
Thats pretty easy to answer. Its all physics really. Its a well established fact that blood contains iron. Iron is attracted to magnetic fields. Women who where tighter fitting clothes in general, (i.e. nylons, lulus, etc) produce static electricity thus creating a sort of biological electron magnet. When enough blood collects in the penis, the brain is powerless to resist the magnetic attraction. If women wore less tight fitting clothes, reason and logic would rule over men instead of impulse.
In that case, is there any other way to control a man's thought other than to castrate him so he won't have to think via his Little General?
Another one, why is it that when a woman says something IMPORTANT, the guy tunes off automatically?
Is the Raver a stud in the bedroom?
Lise wrote:
In that case, is there any other way to control a man's thought other than to castrate him so he won't have to think via his Little General? You could gain 50-60 lbs, that should do it, but then you risk having your man controlled by someone else.
Another one, why is it that when a woman says something IMPORTANT, the guy tunes off automatically? As soon as woman says something important, we'll all know the answer to that. (I keed, I keed)
Is the Raver a stud in the bedroom? Only purelife knows for sure
ROTFL. Good one. You are teh best. (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/d032.gif)
Why do men like to play video games ALL THE FREAKING TIME?
Why are some people on the internet all the time ;)
LOL Russ. My b/f gave me a hard time for being on the internet, especially on DS and I returned it by saying that he plays games all the time.
So, how was dinner? Or are you guys just getting ready to go?
Question for the Raver. If a tree falls in a jungle and a woman is nearby, what happens to the tree?
Dinner was awesome. Great place we talked alot together, and had a great time.
Decided she didnt agree with me that the new hannibal lecter movie was the one to go see so we rented a movie.
Awww, how sweet. Sounds nice. :) Looks like you guys will be going to eat there again.
raver, what was the best year for music??