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Title: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Post by: 49er on Aug 23 07 02:36
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Title: Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Post by: Gopher on Aug 24 07 11:40
Definitely worthy of a blessing.    
Title: Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Post by: Sportsdude on Aug 24 07 11:57
hysterical.  
Title: Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Post by: 49er on Aug 24 07 12:09
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    [FONT size=5]Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis [/FONT][!-- END HEADLINE --] [DIV id=ynmain][!-- BEGIN STORY BODY --] [DIV id=storybody] [DIV class=storyhdr] Wed Aug 22, 10:53 AM ET

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A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

 Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

 The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

 "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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Title: Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Post by: Lise on Aug 24 07 01:07
ROTFL. That made my day! Bless point awarded! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/8.gif)
Title: Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Post by: P.C. on Aug 24 07 01:09
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  I wonder why they just didn't throw a bucket of ice water on him.