Here's my game.
Ask a Question. Receive an Answer.
Ask and Answer at your own RISK! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
My question:
When was the last time you had pumpkin pie?
christmas, you?
Last year's ThanksGiving.
Ok, let's get a little kinky here.
How do you feel about using a sex toy in a public washroom?
I don't know? never done it? you? Wouldn't bother me, lol.
The game is to ask another question SD. You can't ask the same one LOL.
can you all tell that i'm extremely BORED?! LOL.
Oh, the rules of this game is subject to change without notice.
(just to warn y'all!)
So, SD or anyone, ask a question. Anything you want.
oh okay, umm, lol
okay
When was the last time you had a steak?
When was the last time you had a steak?
about 1.5 months ago.
What other language can you speak?[/DIV]
learning spanish, get it confused in french and know a couple prayers in german.
oh and a question:
Are you a good driver?
Oh, now that half an hour has elapsed, you have to ask one more question, SD.
LOL (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
Oh, and I'm a good driver minus the parallel parking and the backing in from behind.
Ok, back to the sex topic
What is your wildest sexual fantasy?
oh geez I'll take the 5th on that. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/9.gif)
this is like truth or dare without the dare.
my question. what ever happened to dixie cups, and why are water cups pointy so you cant put them down on a table?
Dixie cups are made small and pointy for two reasons.
One if you can't finish that amount of water in one sitting without putting the cup down, you have a bladder problem.
Two, they are small andpointy cones so that little girls can emulate early 90's Madonna
My question, If it takes one man an hour to dig a hole, how long does it take 2 men to dig a half a hole?
I dunno. 15 minutues?
Here's my murder mystery for all to solve:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
purelife wrote:
I dunno. 15 minutues?
Nope, trick question. There is no such thing as a half a hole. Mwahahaha
As for your mystery, was it OJ?
Raver wrote:
My question, If it takes one man an hour to dig a hole, how long does it take 2 men to dig a half a hole?
A hole is a hole............no such thing as half a hole
the maid......no mail on Sundays
Cool. You both got it right! And for that, I bless you +1!
Now, your questions!
purelife wrote:
What is your wildest sexual fantasy?[/DIV]
ok..purelife, who is very much a hottie, asks a sexual fantasy question, and the conversation moves on to Dixie Cups??
*shakes head in dissapointment*
purelife wrote:
Now, your questions![/DIV]
What was the worst restaurant experience you ever had?
I got a 40 dollar bill for a milk shake, nachos, and buffalo wings and a coke. I was pissed. Anyway the place closed. lol.
I also caused a taco bell to close when I was a kid but that was me being a 2 year old lol. good times.
Your question now, SD.
Gosh, why do I always miss CK? :(
Purelife, how much does your handle reflect your character?
Gopher wrote:
Purelife, how much does your handle reflect your character?
LOL!!!
Um okay, I know my questions suck, but anyway. Whats your dream vacation?
Gopher wrote:
Purelife, how much does your handle reflect your character?
LOL! Are you suggesting I change it to Pure EVIL because I can be that in oh so many ways. ;)
So, to answer your question, mister Gopher, purelife doesn't reflect my character in RL. I do have some pure things in my life that I treasure to the day I die.
Oh, and because I make the rules here, I don't have to answer SD's question nor do I have to ask one. hee hee... told you I was pure evil. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
LOL!!!
Ok guys, this thread needs more blood. So, I'll give you guys some questions for some answers. You chose your own question. You know, kind of like that chose your own adventure series.
1. A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere and no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
2. You're at a candy shop. What will you buy?
3. What would you buy for your g/f or b/f for your first year anniversary? If you don't have one, what would you buy
4. What did you have for lunch?
5. Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?
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1. metal steel plate?
2. chocolate bars
3. hmm, don't know, necklace, roses, a nice dinner at an expensive place, and buy her some massage package or something.
4. Quesadilla
5. err I don't know I'd go both ways whatever the girl wants really. Don't want to crush the poor girl since I'd probably weigh more the 100lbs more then her so I'll say bottom.
LOL. #1 is wrong.
Ok, anymore takers for those questions?
For that SD, you get one blessing.
Ok
1. Did he shoot himself in the mirror? Crazy guy!
2. Chewy Fresh Coke Bottles.
3. diamond necklace (wow, seriously removes panties!!)
4. salmon, rice and veggies (see lunch thread)
5. I like being on top - in regards to my career
Bottom - in regards to sexual position..
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You got #1 right and for that, you get 1 blessing.
What era would most of your music collection come from?
60s?
70s?
80s?
90s?
00s?
other?
I guess mine is 90% 90s..
(are we allowed to answer our own questions? if so, do you prefer top or bottom purelife??)
Hmmm....I'll answer these questions too, just to be fair. ;)
2. Gummy anything.
3. I would buy him a nice hooded sweater, make him a home cooked meal, decorate with candles and make a yummy desert oh and perhaps have chocolate fondue after the meal
4. grilled salmon panini with chowder soup
5. top first then bottom
My music is primarily from the 00's and some from the 90's.
purelife wrote:
You got #1 right and for that, you get 1 blessing. YAY! you sure make a guy work hard for a blessing!
LOL. Of course CK. I mean, you haven't been around for a while you know. ;)
hehe! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/13.gif)
ok, favorite American musician?
ok...I'll go first.
Dave Matthews
Don't really like american bands that well.
DAMMIT!
Dave Matthews is actually from South Africa...but I believe he is an American citizen??
Sportsdude wrote:
Don't really like american bands that well.[/DIV]
WHAT?? American music is a beautiful thing.
Nope.
Unless you want to say American music includes Canada then yes I listen to North American music.
Arcade Fire
Stars
But mostly I'm a Euro.
U2
Snow Patrol
Coldplay
Franz Ferdinand
Radiohead
then if I want to listen to old stuff I like a little Bowie, New Order, Depeche Mode.
Nope, not including Canadian music in with the American music,
There is absolutely nothing original with Canadian music.
Same boring sounds, copying American counterparts (again, no original culture in Canada),
At least the US started rock and blues.
Legends like Muddy Waters and BB King, without them, there would have been no British invasion.
But as for American Rock!
Jimi!!! Nuff Said! Nothing that cool EVER came out of Canada!
I like some Euro
90s Radiohead is cool with me.
ok, favorite American musician?
I don't have a favorite but I like:
Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Aerosmith, R.E.M., Metallica, Bon Jovi (is OK)
And some other bands whom I don't know if American?
Hoobostank, Coldplay, U2, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, The Fray, Bush, Ryan Cabrera, Goo Goo Dolls, Red Hot Chill Pepper, INXS, Our Lady Peace, Seether, Collective Soul, Lifehouse and some Nickleback
sounds cool.
I don't really like coldplay. Not sure why? maybe they are too popular. to each their own, I am sure I like a lot of music you guys hate.
gotta go..think of some more questions.
g'night!
Hoobostank- american (LA)
Coldplay- British (London)
Linkin Park- American (LA)
Maroon 5- American (LA)
The Fray - American (Denver)
Bush- British (London)
Ryan Cabrera- American (Dallas)
Goo Goo Dolls- American (Buffalo)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers- American (LA)
INXS- Australian (but now have a canadian singer)
Our Lady of Peace - Canadian (Toronto)
Seether- South Africa
Collective Soul- American (Georgia)
Lifehouse-American (Malibu)
Nickleback- Canadian (Vancouver via Alberta)
Ok, here are a coupl'a more questions. Oh, and feel free to answer any questions that were previously asked, especially the sexual ones. tee hee... ;D
1. What was the last big screen movie you saw in theatres?
2. What does "romantic" mean to you?
3. What kind of car do you drive?
4. Have you ever had sex in public? And where?
5. Do you have any siblings? If so, how many brothers and sisters?
1. Accepted
2. A night out with your partner a date, holding hands, talking, getting along, and growing close.
3. 2 door Ford Focus hatchback
4. Nope
5. 1 sister
what about you purelife?
1. GridIron Gang
2. Cuddling and Snuggling anywhere
3. no vehicle yet
4. yes. at two different parks.
5. one sister, two brothers.[/DIV]
as paris hilton would say: thats hot.
Thanks to those who have contributed to a making this a burning flaming topic! Wowzta!
hee hee...
P.S. I told y'all that I was bored? LOL
purelife wrote:
Thanks to those who have contributed to a making this a burning flaming topic! Wowzta!
hee hee...
P.S. I told y'all that I was bored? LOL[/DIV]
Hey! Thats not a question?
1. Pirates II
2. Giving a girlfriend flowers, and hidden inside the flowers are 2 tix to the Carribean for a romantic getaway.
3. VW Passat and (GMC Sierra for my field work), but actually walk to work from my house, work truck stays at work.
4. yep...right outside my high school in a bunch of trees during a high school dance.(many years ago).
5. 3 older sisters, no brothers.
ok,
1. favorite sport or activity to play (doesn't have to be a team sport).
2. Favorite sport to watch.
3. Most embarrassing thing done in front of significant others family.
ok..I will answer my own first,
1. Snowboarding and more snowboarding, and hockey.
2. Hockey and snowboarding.
3. ok, (this happened recently), I came home from work in a lousy mood. It was a bad day. Come in the back door, my sweetie looked all freaked out and said, the basement is flooding. I was not in the mood!
I started cursing WHAT THE F---*(%$*( FU*#%$$~!! But not at her, just the thought of a flooded basement..I walk downstairs, still swearing, turn on the lights..SURPRISE!!! All her family is down there...Kind of relieved it wasn't flooded, but embarrassed for being such a potty mouth..Just a bad day for that to happen.
When was the last time you had pumpkin pie?
5 or 6 years ago
How do you feel about using a sex toy in a public washroom?
using it on some one or having it used on me ?
on me no thanks on some one else like you . my pleasure
When was the last time you had a steak?
one month ago beef
2 months ago pork
What other language can you speak?
does sign language count what about morse code or signals?
fluently ? none
limeted = cantonese
know a few phrases japanese italian spanish russian french
a word or two hebrew aka yiddish punjabi german
Are you a good driver?
dunno after my friend quit screaming he refused to teach me ever again
i still do not have my drivers licence
What is your wildest sexual fantasy?
to make out with asain twin redheads. must be over 18 and female from birth
all this while at 30,000 feet :)
my question. what ever happened to dixie cups, and why are water cups pointy so you cant put them down on a table?
dunno about that one im stumped.
My question, If it takes one man an hour to dig a hole, how long does it take 2 men to dig a half a hole?
forever they will talk about anything but doing the job at hand and procrastinate.
Here's my murder mystery for all to solve:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
the maid in any english spoken country
if i remeber correctly some countreis still have mail delivery on sundays
What was the worst restaurant experience you ever had?
eating dinner at a resteraunt with my girlfriend to only realize i had forgotten my wallet at her place and had have her dad come to the rescue
Whats your dream vacation?
any caribean country with white sandy beaches . clear blue or green oceans . lots of near naked woman and tons of cold cheap beer.
1. A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere and no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
the safty was on of course.
2. You're at a candy shop. What will you buy?
blushes resses pieces and a dozen whatchamacallit bars
3. What would you buy for your g/f or b/f for your first year anniversary? If you don't have one, what would you buy
sadly i have none. but i would by a diamond pendant to match her earings i got for our sixth month
4. What did you have for lunch?
today mixed chinese dish currey beef on rice with green beans baby corn red peppers celerry onions
5. Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?
i prefer the bottom bunk thank you im not very good at climbing any more.
What era would most of your music collection come from?
60s? 70s? 80s? 90s? 00s? other?
seeing as to the fact i have a ecletic music tastes i have to answer all of them
favorite American musician?
american ? i have no idea. ...
1. What was the last big screen movie you saw in theatres?
christmas day ali... i fell asleep missed most of the movie
2. What does "romantic" mean to you?
candle lit dinner cooked by me.a stroll along the beach during sunset. whispering to each other (blushing)
3. What kind of car do you drive?
none. what kind would i dirve a buick park roayal of course
4. Have you ever had sex in public? And where?
upon the bridge going into kitsalno bye capilano river in capilano river john lawson park in dunderave west vancouver stanly park. mahon park north van . higlansds park . and more i just forget the names of most of them . behind brunswick lanes in west van in jr high in a school stairwell . behind the foot ball field by the creek...
5. Do you have any siblings? If so, how many brothers and sisters?
unknown... 1 adopted brother but we aint close nor do i consider him family...
1. favorite sport or activity to play (doesn't have to be a team sport).
to go fishing. snorkling or scuba diving.
2. Favorite sport to watch.
hockey i guess... i still ptrefer most freshwater fishing shows . yup im a citified red neck with that responce arnt i...
3. Most embarrassing thing done in front of significant others family.
having to call her dad to get my wallet to come bail us outa the resteraunt didnt i mention that one all ready
now my questions for you all
1.what was the most embarising thing to ever happen to you ?
2.have you ever gone car surfing before? (this is where you stand on the roof of the car while its driven down the street)
3. what is your favorite food? why is it your favorite food?
4. oppiste of question 3[/DIV]
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Orik wrote:
now my questions for you all
1.what was the most embarising thing to ever happen to you ?
When I was a kid at my own birthday party, I decided to start whipping hot dogs at the other kids, my mom pulled my pants down and gave me a spank in front of the other kids, that was embarrasing. I learned my lesson...whip hot dogs when mom isn't looking!
2.have you ever gone car surfing before? (this is where you stand on the roof of the car while its driven down the street)
No, was that on Teen Wolf? I have tried real surfing in Cabos, and almost killed myself.
3. what is your favorite food? why is it your favorite food?
Pizza. My taste buds choose it as the favorite, so I have no choice, they rule me.
4. oppiste of question 3
Turnip. Not sure why? Maybe I gag when I eat it!
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1. favorite sport or activity to play (doesn't have to be a team sport).
Basketball, baseball, and I know that I'm going to LOVE rowing when I do this next year...oh, and SEX - that's a sport, you know. ;)
2. Favorite sport to watch.
Tennis, some football, basketball, swimming, figure skating, gymnastics
3. Most embarrassing thing done in front of significant others family.
Can't think of any ever.
1.what was the most embarising thing to ever happen to you ?
um, I was in a line-up at Superstore and my tampon dropped out of my bag when I was trying to grab my wallet. And some cute guy was standing behind me and my face went beet red!
[/div] [div style="font-weight: bold;"]2.have you ever gone car surfing before? (this is where you stand on the roof of the car while its driven down the street)
Noppers!
3. what is your favorite food? why is it your favorite food?
I love all kinds of food. I can't think of a favorite.
[/div] [div style="font-weight: bold;"]4. oppiste of question 3
[span style="font-weight: normal;"]any kind of animal organs like liver *puke*[/span]
1.what was the most embarassing thing to ever happen to you ?
hmm to many to count.
2.have you ever gone car surfing before?
No I'm not dumb, but in my younger days I did get my car airborne a couple times going really really fast up a steep hill.
3. what is your favorite food? why is it your favorite food?
I eat anything thats made for human consumption.
4. oppiste of question 3
I really do like everything. There is no such thing as bad cooking or food to me.[/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]
purelife wrote:
[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]1. favorite sport or activity to play (doesn't have to be a team sport).[/SPAN]
Basketball, baseball, and I know that I'm going to LOVE rowing when I do this next year...oh, and SEX - that's a sport, you know. ;)
[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]2. Favorite sport to watch.[/SPAN]
Tennis, some football, basketball, swimming, figure skating, gymnastics
[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]3. Most embarrassing thing done in front of significant others family.[/SPAN]
Can't think of any ever.
1. Favourite Sport or activity to play
rowing, biking, roller skating, ice skating, football, baseball, basketball, golf, pretty much everything and anything.
2. hockey, curling, golf, tennis, college basketball
3. When I was really sad once I got angry because I didn't want to go home down on the farm and tried to run to my cousins house. My cousin lives 3 miles away. I cut through the the hundreds of acres of fields and was almost there after 15 minutes until I looked up and saw there van leaving with everyone in it going to the farm. Basically I was running to there house but they were leaving there house to go to the place I was running from. I ran back to the farm got laughed at and then went home.
Another time was 10 or 12 years ago my cousins and I would play in this barn. We decided to jump off the balcony which was 15 feet high. They told me to roll when I hit the ground. I didn't know what that meant. I landed on my two feet and severely sprained both of my achillies tendon almost requiring surgery. Grandpa got angry that I did this and locked the barn we played in. Never went up there again.
Hmmm...I can't think of anymore questions.
purelife wrote:
Hmmm...I can't think of anymore questions.
maybe because you are no longer bored?? you could always ask how their first time was like. there are usually good stories about that.
maybe because you are no longer bored??
I think that you are absolutely right, kingy and for that, I bless you +1. hee hee....
Oh, I've got a question.
Do you think that money can buy love?
purelife wrote:
Do you think that money can buy love?
Thats a BIG NO. Seen it first hand in my own extended family.
purelife wrote:
Oh, I've got a question.
Do you think that money can buy love?
Probably not.
[FONT color=#000080][FONT face=Arial][FONT size=4]Can't Buy Me Love
[/FONT]Lennon/McCartney
Can't buy me love, love,
Can't buy me love.
I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend,
If it makes you feel alright,
I'll buy you anything my friend,
If it makes you feel alright,
For I don't care too much for money,
For money can't buy me love.
I'll give you all I've got to give,
If you say you love me too,
I may not have a lot to give,
But what I've got I'll give to you,
For I don't care to much for money.
For money can't buy me love.
Can't buy me love, ev'rybody tells me so,
Can't buy me love, no, no, no, no.
Say you don't want no diamond ring,
And I'll be satisfied,
Tell me that you want the kind of things,
That money just can't buy,
For I don't care to much for money.
For money can't buy me love.
Can't buy me love, ev'rybody tells me so,
Can't buy me love, no, no, no, no.
Can't buy me love, love,
Can't buy me love.[/FONT][/FONT]
What it CAN buy you is instant popularity.
Money isn't the root of all evil, Paris Hilton is!
Even more so than George Bush?
Question
Is there 1 celebrity that you would love to smother in whip cream, and slowly lap it off with your tongue??
Gopher wrote:
Even more so that George Bush?
Ummm..that is a good question?? Uhh..I have to think on that one..
CK wrote:
Question
Is there 1 celebrity that you would love to smother in whip cream, and slowly lap it off with your tongue??
Seems like a waste of perfectly good whipped cream to me.
CK wrote:
Question
Is there 1 celebrity that you would love to smother in whip cream, and slowly lap it off with your tongue??
....
I suppose that it would have been Audrey Hepburn if she hadn't died, so I'll just have to go with a somewhat younger Sophia Loren.
kitten wrote:
Seems like a waste of perfectly good whipped cream to me.[/DIV]
Bwuahahaaa! ok..I better answer first...probably the greatest yummy mommy of all, Anglina Jolie....or Ms Pac Man..she looks like a walking cheesecake..YUMMM!
To what meal would you compare Tina Turner - or Serena Williams?
CK wrote:
kitten wrote:
Seems like a waste of perfectly good whipped cream to me.[/DIV]
Bwuahahaaa! ok..I better answer first...probably the greatest yummy mommy of all, Anglina Jolie....or Ms Pac Man..she looks like a walking cheesecake..YUMMM!
Same here. Angelina Jolie is TOPS on my list. ;) OMG, and of course, CK, you can certainly join us in a 3-some. hee hee..
purelife wrote:
Same here. Angelina Jolie is TOPS on my list. ;) OMG, and of course, CK, you can certainly join us in a 3-some. hee hee..
Umm, that is..uhh..*FAINTS*
Don't worry about fainting. I know CPR and I know how to use my fingers. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
oh gosh...
Oh gosh what? Hey, no sick stuff thinking from you, SD! ;)
I meant that I know how to use my fingers to open his mouth if need be for me to give him "proper" CPR, purelife's style. hee hee... (//forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
lol. I gave CPR to a girl once. Well it was for practice in 4th grade. LOL LOL LOL.
I had a girl on my football team once. She was always paired with me in drills. Didn't like touching her chest especially on fridays when we don't wear pads. Thought it was a little uncomfortable.
Itt's ALIVE!
Where was the best place you ever had a holiday?
I would have to say Trinidad or Cuba..its a tie! (can I say "Cuba" on an American website??)
I really loved the Harrison Hot Springs. That was my only holiday ever in my life, sadly. Don't worry, I'm sure that there will be more to come.
I went to Breckenridge for Spring Break once or Boston during a summer holiday.
purelife wrote:
I really loved the Harrison Hot Springs. That was my only holiday ever in my life, sadly. Don't worry, I'm sure that there will be more to come.
What about the time I took you to Aruba and we massaged each other in hot oil under the palm trees with an ocean breeze during the sunset..did that mean NOTHING to you?...just a sec..that may have been a dream??
CK! How dare you forget about Natalie Portman. For shame, man!
My question is this, if you could make love to the same sex, who would you pick? Answer if you dare.
there may be a few poster's that are already making love with the same sex. not me tho.
Lise wrote:
CK! How dare you forget about Natalie Portman. For shame, man!
My question is this, if you could make love to the same sex, who would you pick? Answer if you dare. [/DIV]
Yeah..her too...even bald, she's HAWT!!!!
Answer to Lise's question, probably have to say I would have to find an identical twin of myself. I can't look in the mirror and not flirt!