Hello all,
Just for fun and humor, I'd thought to ask all of you:
What were some of the bad dates that you have experienced in the past?
One and only.
Cheap ass Spanish guy who's idea of a first date was to impress his gal by taking her out to McDonalds. Cheap bastard. The only consolation was that the McDonalds happened to be in Sydney Habour - the sight was beautiful at night... too bad I was thinking about 1,000 and 1 ways to ditched the dude.
Not to mentioned I paid for my own movie.
And he didn't drive a car.
Plus he showed up the next morning in this ridiculous outift, complete with a straw hat and loud Hawaiian t-shirt. My dad answered the door and he couldn't stop laughing afterwards.
It was a warm night lit by a full moon reflecting on the water. A perfect night for a date. I tenderly put my lips to my date, savouring the moment. Then I bit my date, bit hard. The pit somehow embedded into my gums, causing excruciating pain, and the flavor was that of mold and the rancid remains of a maggot. It would a long time before I would trust dates again.
Eeeeooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww....................... gross, Adam.
I thank the gods my dates have been tastier than that.
Yikes Adam. How did you bite your date? Are you a vampire in secret? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/2.gif)
I'm trying to think of a bad date story to share you with guys....but can't think of many as I haven't been on many dates. *sigh*
Years and years and years ago...a first date....I took a gal out to a very nice restaurant here, the [a href="http://www.13coins.com/"]13 Coins[/a]. Our waiter was a Hispanic gentleman, very polite and very attentive.
My date, however, spent most of the meal making incredibly racist comments about "gooks", "spics", "chinks" and other ethnic categories she found to be "repulsive". No shit. I was f*cking floored- I had no idea I had taken The Racist Whore From Hell out to dinner.
I bided my time. When the bill came I grabbed it and said I'd take care of it and be right back.
Then I went to the gal at the front desk (a beautiful young Asian lady) and I counted out a large tip. I looked her right in the eye and said "Please ensure this tip gets to our waiter, who was very good to us. Unfortunately, my date turned out to be a racist bitch who hates Asians, Blacks, and Hispanics. She will pay for the meal. She'll also need a ride home, but make sure you take your time calling a cab for her."
And I left.
Meal: $120.00
Cab Ride home: ~$50.00
Being exposed as a racist bitch to the entire restaurant staff: Priceless!
Too numerous to mention. [A onclick="addImg('icon/icon_smile_shy.gif')" href="jvascript:void(0)"](http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/icon_smile_shy.gif)[/A]
Most chicks in Van have little to no class, worldly knowledge or conversational skills.
Raging Poodle! wrote:
Too numerous to mention. [A onclick="addImg('icon/icon_smile_shy.gif')" href="jvascript:void(0)"](http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/icon_smile_shy.gif)[/A]
Most chicks in Van have little to no class, worldly knowledge or conversational skills. [/DIV]
Wow, that is harsh. I'm not sure I ever dated a Vancouver woman -- I'm married -- but I think they're all right.
Never been on a date. So I don't have any stories, sorry.
Bad date ? , perhaps, you all be the judge. i had a lovely lady for a lovely dinner , ( did i mention we were living together ) at her parents place , seperate bedrooms of course.
when it came time to pay i realized i had frogotten my wallet . yes that's right i left my wallet at her place. ( my room thank goodness ) . her no purse i was supposed to be treating after all . sighs i had to call her father to come to the rescue. he had a great laugh about it . me to embarresed to say much of anything . for me not to bad ( mostly embarresing) her perhaps ...
sorry not to many dates to reveal .
5 th date with a girl . back to her place for a night of fun , she pulled out a strap on and wanted to peg me, i was out the door and down the street still hopping and pulling my pants on ... needless to say i never dated this one again
at a young ladys place the terrible twins were at the sitters . after a good time of bumping bodys .. heavy pounding on the door , her oh shit its my husband, ( HUSBAND! WTF! ) she threw my pants and shoes out the f*cking window , me leaping off the balcony to the tree scrambling down from ( thank god it was) only the second floor . neighbors across the street had a great view, a old couple busting thier guts laughing at me. called her later from a payphone turned out it was only her brother, but talk about a bad way to find out a woman is married, never saw her again after that , i wont be the cause of ruining someones marriage , ( now if its swinging and partner swapping im all for it) but being the affair no . i have some morals after all.
thats the worst that i can think of . as i said i havent been on to many dates.
Would you like some of my best date storrys i have a few . and theyll blow your ur minds . well one would , perhaps 2 would ,
i guess i have been pretty lucky. i dont think i really have had a bad date.
of course, i cant say the same for my dates!
Went to Satyricon (Portland punk club) with a crazy rich girl, only to have her make big moon eyes at the guitarist for a band. Later on, she said that she was going to "hang out" with said guitarist, and that this was going to be a good test for our "relationship".
At least her friend gave me a a ride home, sheepishly apologizing for her.
Raging Poodle! wrote:
Too numerous to mention. [a onclick="addImg('icon/icon_smile_shy.gif')" href="jvascript:void%280%29"](http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/icon_smile_shy.gif)[/a]
Most chicks in Van have little to no class, worldly knowledge or conversational skills.
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Yes, let's hear some great date stories of yours, Orik. Those sound terrible, especially sleeping with the girl to find out that she's married. YIKES!
Raging Poodle! wrote:
Too numerous to mention. [A onclick="addImg('icon/icon_smile_shy.gif')" href="jvascript:void(0)"](http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/icon_smile_shy.gif)[/A]
Most chicks in Van have little to no class, worldly knowledge or conversational skills. [/DIV]
I thought we left these blanket generalizations at that "other place".
As a single Vancouver woman, I can assure you I have been bored to tears, interrupted, insulted and basically shown why most of the men I am meeting remain single.
I have had too many bad dates to list them all. One that stands out though is one that lied about his looks/weight, cut down my job, and then had to keep trying different credit cards to pay a $40 tab. I couldn't get away from him fast enough, nor he I. I ended up paying (for myself) because at that time I wansn't evil enough to continue to watch him squirm and repeat over and over "there must be some mistake".
Then there was the kayaking date where he first informed me that I was driving us to Jericho, and when we got on the water pretty much took off and left me alone to face three feet swells on my first time in a kayak. That was unfun.
Oh and there's always the dive and thrust. You go to kiss them on the cheek and they manage to suprise you with a liplock and tongue.
Fuggin' ick.
I have a horrable date story.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif) (more of a 2 day date.)
So I met this guy through a friend it was her boyfriends cousin, we all met at a dance and my friend told me later that week that he thought I was "hot" and he wanted to go out. She buttered him up and said how great he was, I was 16 and he was 21 at the time. I agree and we chat over msn at our first date Ironicly 2 days proior to that I broke my knee. (Which I didn't think was broken at the time because they read the x-ray wrong and I never found out it was broken til 2 weeks later) We met at
school lunchtime and it seemed quite he was shy. Then after in the day I met up with him and my friends at the nearest Tims, I left the crutches at home because I thought i should just walk it out because it 'wasn't' broken. First after getting complmented that I looked "better without the crutched' (Like I was using them as a fasion statement.) He gave me a braclet and a necklace of'his'. We went to the moves and the whole way there he held my hand, he wouldn't let it go for the life of him. At the movies he put his fingers in the necklace to 'drag' my head so it was on his shoulder and kept it there the whole movie I couldn't see anything. He had his arm around my waist the whole way back and when I told him I was going straight to bed he called 224 times that night.
The next day we get togeather and I already know I'm breaking up with him, he's clingy and we are all just walking around and he won't let go of my arm he's draging me. My friend Himitsu forsefully has to take my arm back, of which he hits her( I didn't see at the time) and takes my arm back.
Then when inside he's talking about marriage and tells me to tell my mom I will be going to my friends hosue next weekend, at which he replied " But you'll be coming to my house I have a huge bed." Okay breaking point. I make up a excuss to go home and avoid all his hundreds of phone calls and the next
day skip off to my friends hosue. He leaves that day( He didn't live around here, about 3 hour drive) and I told My friend I never wanted to see him again, at which he was told he called evryday for hours calling, and stalked me for about 3 months. *(sigh I know that was long but I felt like whineing about it. Lol)