Taken from a Grand Theft Auto 3 radio commercial:
[font style="font-family: Times New Roman;" size="3"]Fernando: "Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your
love life? Looking to add a little adventure to the monotony of
monogamy? Hello...I am Fernando Martinez, founder of 'Fernando's New
Beginnings,' a revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We
understand how 2 kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your
life. With our three-step program, you'll re-discover
romance...guaranteed!"
Phil: "Hi, my name's Phil. I've got 3 kids, 2 cars and a mortgage. My love
life was going stale, even before my wife's car accident! Then I
called 'New Beginning!' Thanks to Fernando, I'm still married. But on
Wednesday afternoons, I meet Barbara at the motel by the turnpike."
Fernando: "See...the passion, she is back. Phil's marriage...is saved. And
his kids will have a daddy to look up to. Call 'New Beginnings'
today...cinco cinco cinco- nueve dos nueve dos". It will be a
miracle, I guarantee it! 'Fernando's New Beginnings,' we turn an
ending...into a new beginning!"
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by the way, grand theft auto IS THE BEST!!!!!