I just received this email.
I laughed so hard that I lost my penis.
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lol
so spammers have hired comedy writers?
LOLz!
Yeah, I couldn't decide whether it was an ESL issue or the writer is a comedic genuis =)
somebody sign that person up for SNL. They need new writers anyway.
come to mamma big daddy. ;)
Yesterday I would have run away.
But now I'm too big to be lost!!
*running in slow motion towards forumla*
wait, can you get past my door?
As long as I don't turn sideways 0_0
And now my old pants won't fit.
Thank Xenu for spandex!!
OMG. I can't believe I'm in here................................................
so lise, do you have penis fetish or penis envy?
So PostMonkee, did you send away for this product right away. :)
I couldn't wait that long!
I went down to costco and bought a family-sized tub of it 0_0
Think I maybe used too much...
Brain...not getting...blood....feel dizzzz....
costco lets monkee through the gates? since when? they wouldn't let my rabbit in... :((((
Easy.
I just disguised myself as Ben Stiller.
Which was a simple process of adding some extra hair to my back.
Geez, Monkee.... I never thought you'd go in as Ben's penis, on his head of all places!!! *snickering into the dark*
host monkey loves peemails.
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