Greetings,
As we begin yet another "Thanksgiving", let us reflect on what exactly this day means. This is the day where my people taught your people how to live off the land. Without our knowledge, you surely would have failed and either passed away from starvation or fled back to your homes across the Atlantic. Not only did you accept our help but you also stabbed us in the back. You made treaties which you didn't honor and gave our women and children blankets soaked with disease. You aren't people of your word. It's time that the Swayson Tribe get back what is truly ours. You stole much of our land here in the Pacific Northwest. We want it back. We want our land back and we want to be reimbursed for all the pain you've caused us. If you do that, we'll learn to coexist side by side. Until then, make sure to tell your kids what this day is truly about as you give thanks for all you have and spend the next day punching people for discounted electronics.
Chief Wakanakan
Swayson Tribe
