Hickory dickory
Dickory doo
Why does my winkie
Smell like you
I washed and scrubbed
I bought the spray
The scent of you
Won't go away
My friends all laughed
And made a bet
Within a week
I'd need a vet
Nothing else
For me to do
I wrote this ode
Thinking of all of you
Merry Christmas
homeless troll
