The Tartan Dragon

[Herman]

I'm allowed to express my disdain for Christmas decorations being put up and Christmas music being played on or before Remembrance Day (Nov 11th in Canada).


But no one is allowed to express their disdain for Remembrance Day poppies being handed out on or before Halloween.


Different points of view are not allowed on Blue Cashew.  We all have to think alike.  Contrary to what my BFF Shen Li says, we're not really a democracy.

[Keeper]

One time I accidentally flashed my sister.  We both loved every second of it!

[Fashionista]

Come to Blue Cashew's Guest Posting forum.  We have nutscaping pics! 

[Shen Li]

I falsely accused Joe of lying about his dad's death.  I also have RW, cc la femme, Renee, and Keeper to help me gang up on Joe.


Fashionista is sticking up for Joe, but RW can easily remedy that by giving her some of her MS meds.  Then Fashionista will help me gang up on Joe.

[Renee]

I'm now a mod on Blue Cashew.
I'm not the only mod, but don't worry, I weigh 51% of the total weight of the mod team on there, so whatever I say goes.
I weigh more than Fashionista, Ms. Min, Romero, RW, Keeper, and anyone who has delete privileges combined.


P.S. Awww Shen Li did I just hurt your little feelings by throwing the whole "you don't have delete privileges anymore" thing back in your face?  Boo-hoo     

[Renee]

^ Correction, I weigh 51% of the total weight of all the members of Blue Cashew.


And that's even if you include certain members more than once (e.g. Leopardsocks/Spectre/Disappointed, RW/Ms.Min).


So, Blue Cashew really is a democracy, since the majority gets their way, and I am the majority.

[Romero]

RW, Renee, and Keeper are lying.  I did not resign voluntarily from the Blue Cashew mod team.  I was fired.


For months, it's been a struggle of good vs. evil.  Fashionista and I were the good mods, and RW and Keeper were the evil mods.


Now that RW is dying of MS and Keeper is dying of an undisclosed illness (syphilis?), the two of them had to keep the balance between the two sides by firing me as mod and hiring the evil Renee as mod.


Now Fashionista is the only good mod, and Renee is the evil mod.

[teenie weenie]

hi all.  teenie weenie/guardian flash/night of guardians/ultimate guardianflash/reverse flash here.


i just had an awesome hookup with renee.


not on blue cashew, but on blue frost's forum.


we ate lots of cats and dogs.


i had no idea a white person like her could be into that.


but then again a woman her size will eat anything.


god i just love her so much.

[Dr. Keeper]

I am Dr. Keeper.  I decide which Blue Cashew members need to be on meds, and which ones already on meds need to be on lots more meds.  After all, I am Dr. Keeper. 

[GrAnnie]

Keeper, Renee, and RW can say whatever they want and it's not antagonistic.
Anyone tries to defend themselves against such attacks, will automatically be labelled antagonistic.

Fashionista and I used to be nice, neutral, non-judgmental people.  Now we will side with Keeper, Renee, and RW no matter what.

Shen Li was right.  Fashionista and I are on drugs.

[pew]

Conan has his own blog now

[Great GrAnnie]

Keeper, Renee, and RW can say whatever they want and it's not antagonistic.
Anyone tries to defend themselves against such attacks, will automatically be labelled antagonistic.

Fashionista and I used to be nice, neutral, non-judgmental people.  Now we will side with Keeper, Renee, and RW no matter what.

Shen Li was right.  Fashionista and I are on drugs.

RW shit the bed due to MS again.

[wok]

RW is a filthy milf