Ace/Mel is posting here now?

[Evs]

Yuck 


TehBorken, if I send you enough smilies, and e-suck your memory stick, will you arbitrarily ban him also?


We did, since we can never let the users forget who's in charge.


My best friend Mimi even has friends at other forums, and she gets them to ban him also!


Mimi is a good e-sucker also!  She'll send you extra-special smilies!

[Mimi]

Oh, I can e-suck better then all of them!


I taught RW and Evs how to E-suck!  We E-sucked DV, and Vin, into a failing forum!


I don't like Ace.  Evs is right.  TehBorken, can we E-suck you into banning him for no reason?


We are both elderly hags with kids and no life, so we seek power online instead.

[Evs]

I'm about to lose my shit with Ace posting here.


He doesn't bow down to my power!  My righteousness!


TehBroken!  Please!  We're just two old, worn-out hags!  Help us!


We'll give you lots of smilies!

[Mimi]

That's it.  I'm done.


Evs, unless you can "control" the situation, I won't post again unless TehBorken bans him from a forum that I don't even post on.


NOW!

[Oscar]

Mimi, I know we've talked on the phone together, as lovers.  Your desire is my desire!


Can I spam up this forum, with your permission, 'cause I don't like Mel either!

[Mimi]

I don't know, Oscar...


Evs and I don't have much pull here yet!


Hold off on the spamming, until we can e-suck TehBorken's memory stick!

[Evs]

I will e-suck TehBorken, Mimi!


He should be as easy as Vin was!  Remember when we stuck our snouts into business that wasn't ours, using just stupid smilies?


LOLZ!  Men are so dumb!

[Evs]

Remember when the complete DV database crashed?


LOLZ!

[Mimi]

I do!


What a terrible thing to have happen to a forum!


I hope he didn't think it was us!  I use so many smilies, how could it even be?

[Evs]

I know Mimi.


He's done.  He messed up my shit.  He didn't bow down, when all the others did.


He slapped the shit outta my power trip.


Now, I kiss Oscar's ass, since I have nothing else left to hang on too...


If my Mods were actually able to tell me the truth, I could take it.  BUT!  Since I WON'T allow my Mods to tell me the truth, the jokes on them!


Those little disposable bastards!  I am NOT a Gypsy, NOT!  I AM NOT!


LOLZ!

[Mimi]

I know, Evs.


I am just a useless hag from Campbell River, that is soooo bored with my useless husband.  I mean, he pays the bills and all...  He even owns the house I live in.


Well, WE own it NOW!  LOLZ!


Anyhow, I get bored with him...  He makes my life too easy. 


I want to divorce him, but I can't afford the legal fees.

[Oscar]

f*ckk my airplanne

[Evs]

f*ckk my airplanne

Oh Oscar, you are sooo cute!

[Mimi]

Oh Oscar, you are sooo cute!

Isn't he?  I LOVE him!


I talk on the phone with him, since my husband doesn't do it for me anymore!


I know he's a 70 year old drunk, but he's so sexy!  That's just how desperate I am!

[Oscar]

i gnnsdahj akjhkjhsas