Things that would have been completely crazy to say 20 years ago:
"I store my contacts in the cloud."
"I have angry birds on my phone."
"I can't wait for Disney to finish making the next Avengers and Star Wars movies!"
"You know all those people from high school you never thought you would see again? Well, you still won't talk to them but you will see pictures of their kids every day."
"I'm not spending a $100 on a terabyte drive, that's a ripoff!"
"I have 2000 followers!"
"Aw man, I accidentally liked her photo."
"You know what really transcends the age and gender demographic it was designed for? My Little Pony."
(WA and CO): "The sales tax on weed is outrageous!"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger will be governor of California."
"I am going to watch porn on my phone, in the shower."
"I'm just going to re-charge my cigarette."
"I only took 3500 books with me."