I need a bunch of lies- big ol' whoppers. Here are a couple of sample lies, similar to what I need:
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(56, 83, 118);" class="title1"]"When I was 15, George W. Bush and I robbed a liquor store in Florida, shot the clerks, and set fire to the place on the way out."
[br style="color: rgb(68, 79, 117);"][/span][span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(68, 79, 117);" class="title1"] "I accidentally set my house on fire fooling around with a lighter, but I told my mom and the firemen that my hair-dryer started the fire. They believed me!" [/span]
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(56, 83, 118);" class="title1"][/span][span class="title1"][/span][span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(56, 83, 118);" class="title1"]
[/span]Your lies can be "real" or totally made up. You can tell a lie that you successfully (or unsuccessfully) told to someone else, or you can tell a lie that is 100% bogus (like the one above).
Your lies can be up to 255 characters long, but I can edit them as needed. You can sign your lie with a name (real of fake) or you can leave it anonymous. They can be as outrageous or as serious as you want. It's up to you.
If your lie is picked, it'll appear on a web site that will be launched and also given some national exposure.
[font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255); font-weight: bold;" size="5"]So, hit me with your best lie![/font]