Whoppers Needed

TehBorken · Mar 31 06 07:35

I need a bunch of lies- big ol' whoppers. Here are a couple of sample lies, similar to what I need:
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(56, 83, 118);" class="title1"]"When I was 15, George W. Bush and I robbed a liquor store in Florida, shot the clerks, and set fire to the place on the way out."
[br style="color: rgb(68, 79, 117);"][/span][span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(68, 79, 117);" class="title1"] "I accidentally set my house on fire fooling around with a lighter, but I told my mom and the firemen that my hair-dryer started the fire. They believed me!" [/span]
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(56, 83, 118);" class="title1"][/span][span class="title1"][/span][span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(56, 83, 118);" class="title1"]
[/span]Your lies can be "real" or totally made up. You can tell a lie that you successfully (or unsuccessfully) told to someone else, or you can tell a lie that is 100% bogus (like the one above).

Your lies can be up to 255 characters long, but I can edit them as needed. You can sign your lie with a name (real of fake) or you can leave it anonymous. They can be as outrageous or as serious as you want. It's up to you.

If your lie is picked, it'll appear on a web site that will be launched and also given some national exposure.

[font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255); font-weight: bold;" size="5"]So, hit me with your best lie![/font]

Trollio · Mar 31 06 07:55

How about this one:

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P.C. · Mar 31 06 08:00

LOL, Trollio

TehBorken · Mar 31 06 08:05

It meets all the criteria. I'll use it!

Trollio · Mar 31 06 08:07

It's a lie wrapped in another lie trapped inside an enigma.

CK · Mar 31 06 08:28

Now that's a whopper!

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Schadenfreude · Mar 31 06 08:36

I have a tiny penis.

CK · Mar 31 06 08:37

I HATE WEEKENDS!

TehBorken · Mar 31 06 08:39

No, no, no....they need to be big ol' lies with a little meat in 'em.

CK · Mar 31 06 08:59

TehBorken wrote:
No, no, no....they need to be big ol' lies with a little meat in 'em.

Like this?

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Adam_Fulford · Apr 01 06 02:00

My cousin (maternal side, thus different surname from my own) was able to transcend the vortex of a motorcycle gang via professional wrestling. He was discovered by a talent scout in Wattananvic where he had just won a local tough man contest. Oddly, the individual he conquered to win the contest was the same person he had also defeated in a national chess championship (May be coincidental, but high testosterone levels, besides being associated with speed and impressive physical endowments, have been linked to mathematical, and geometrical or visual/spatial abilities).

My cousin has now moved on to a successful career as a radio sports caster, his verbal skills honed by his years as a professional wrestler, which--as we all know--entails fine oratorical displays, which do so honor to their talented script writers.
I myself once had hopes to be a professional wrestler but, unfortunately--while I'm certainly ugly enough--my stature, by pro-wrestling standards, is petite (only 210 lbs.). As a result, I long ago veered away from wrestling/kickboxing route to the gentler, more aesthetically pleasing, and philosophically advanced path of Kung Fu. In fact, I only recently returned from a fairly prolonged stint at the Shaolin temple in China..

(Please note: none of what is written above is true)

Adam_Fulford · Apr 03 06 01:01

For the record, I am in no way affiliated with Burger King and do not intend my participation in a thread entitled, "Whopper," to be considered any kind of endorsement. Thank you.

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