Irony Alert #2

Started by TehBorken, Jul 14 11 10:06

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TehBorken

  Another win for religion.
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 A young girl was found caged and attempting to eat herself in a mobile  home in Virginia, and cops say her parents are responsible.
 
 The malnourished girl, believed to be either 5 or 6, was discovered in a  crib that was converted into a makeshift cage after police arrived at  the home in Gloucester County to investigate a burglary last week.
 
 The girl's parents, Brian and Shannon Gore, were arrested and charged  with felony child abuse. The mother was also charged with attempted  capital murder.
 
 However, the gruesome twosome now faces first-degree murder charges  after the remains of what authorities believe to be another child were  found buried outside their mobile home.
 
 (wait for it....)
 
 "He was really a nice guy," Brian Gore's ex-girlfriend, Sandy, told WTKR  3 News in Norfolk. "He went to church and everything."
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Two words: death penalty.
       
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

DDD

"He was really a nice guy," Brian Gore's ex-girlfriend, Sandy, told WTKR  3 News in Norfolk. "[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]He went to church and everything.[/SPAN]"
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One word: Church.
God is great, beer is good and people are crazy!

Natasha

DDD wrote:
 "He was really a nice guy," Brian Gore's ex-girlfriend, Sandy, told WTKR  3 News in Norfolk. "[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]He went to church and everything.[/SPAN]"
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One word: Church.
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 One word:  Hell



...and even that would be too good for them.