[font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" color="white" face="verdana" size="3"]A man is out in his car [/font][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" color="white" face="verdana" size="3"]driving happily along [/font][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" color="white" face="verdana" size="3"]late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks,
"Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?" the man answered.
"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It's the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."[/font]
